trigger Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 im thinking of becoming an agony uncle, so what im looking for is you people out there who have a problem of any description, to share with me and i will give you good guidance, try it you never know i might just be able to help;) ps if you honestly believe this then your dafter than me:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Uncle Trig, The area downstairs isn't big and women who come to my house aren't very impressed by it. What shall I do without the expense of refurnishing? Yours truthfully and in sorrow, Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 7, 2009 Author Share Posted June 7, 2009 MOVE!!! ps go for smaller women to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 I don't see how moving will make the area downstairs bigger. It will just make it more noticeable, because of the way I walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 7, 2009 Author Share Posted June 7, 2009 ooohh , now i get yer ! well you can always try the dyson vacuum for 1/2 an hour a day ,(ps make sure your mom doesnt come back too soon) ps is this boycie? he pm,d me exaclty the same question:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Trig, whenever I walk down the street both men and women wolf whistle at me and take pictures of my arse with their camera phones. Apart from staying indoors what can I do to go unoticed on the street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thornhill Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Trig, I've given David Aids.. and don't know how to tell him, how would you suggest I go about this? Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Aids next is it for me, wouldn't be surprised with the way this year has gone so far for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Hi - i am going bald and need to know - do i start using soap or carry on with the shampoo? Thanks D. from Lincs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Trig, I've know this woman from a online forum and she suffers from jealousy of other women who look sexy semi naked wearing just a football shirt. What advise would you give me that I can pass onto her? Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 I recently visited Majorca and feel I enjoyed looking at boobies on the beach too much. It got me into trouble with the local law. What do I do? B, Derbyshire, England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Dear Trig I suffer from a phobia - on match day i cannot leave the house - i start sweating and feel quiet dizzy and feel the need to sit down and not leave my chair, please help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 Originally posted by David;17879 Trig, whenever I walk down the street both men and women wolf whistle at me and take pictures of my arse with their camera phones. Apart from staying indoors what can I do to go unoticed on the street? put on a forest shirt m8, cause everyone knows its rude to stare at the afflicted;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 Originally posted by Thornhill;17888 Trig, I've given David Aids.. and don't know how to tell him, how would you suggest I go about this? Thanks. thorny , i think descretion is the best way to handle this, try phoning him and breaking it to him gently, if he,s not in then phone his parents and leave the message with them, that way you dont feel as bad:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 Originally posted by vicky-27;17900 Hi - i am going bald and need to know - do i start using soap or carry on with the shampoo? Thanks D. from Lincs. buy your self a comb, then break out the plastic teeth in the middle and replace the teeth with a sponge, remember ,who luvs ya baby:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 Originally posted by David;17904 Trig, I've know this woman from a online forum and she suffers from jealousy of other women who look sexy semi naked wearing just a football shirt. What advise would you give me that I can pass onto her? Cheerstry your phone number, or pass her mine:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 Originally posted by JoeMadRam;17905 I recently visited Majorca and feel I enjoyed looking at boobies on the beach too much. It got me into trouble with the local law. What do I do? B, Derbyshire, England.take off the forest shirt m8, that will stop you looking a tit!/ohmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 Originally posted by vicky-27;17913 Dear Trig I suffer from a phobia - on match day i cannot leave the house - i start sweating and feel quiet dizzy and feel the need to sit down and not leave my chair, please help.try this it works every time, buy yourself an aquarium,and talk to the fishes , ive heard it soo so relaxzzzzing:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Red Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 dear Uncle Trig.. I've been single for way too long now, do you think its because of my ginge...i mean my lush auburn locks giving the impression that i'm a fiery feisty minx? What can a girl do? Yours,lonesomely and longingly , M.M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 red hair and a forest fan! sorry mate im not a miracle worker:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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