Dangerous Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 What are my chances of dating an intelligent and charming woman,who also has great legs and and a pretty face.(nice pair of boobs a bonus) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 To be fair that is possible, I guess my missus would fit into all those categories although she's also a lazy cow that doesn't cook or clean so if you can afford a maid as well your laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 after my little win on the horses I can afford a maid for the evening,whats your wifes number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 07770 774 914 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 if you think im ringing that...........hang on thats my wifes number!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 Your wife as well!! I thought she's been looking a little tired recently, we'l have to sort a rota out so she's not rushing between houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.M Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Originally Posted by M.M [url=http://dcfcfans.uk/showthread.php?p=17825#post17825]http://dcfcfans.uk/images/buttons/viewpost Whats 8^0? Don't know What is the charge of an electron? Negative How many geniuses does it take to invent a lightbulb? One to hold it, one to ... Who loves orange soda? You Originally posted by JoeMadRam;17827 :-D 0% Joe Answers... 1) 1 2) -16*10^-19 3) One. Thomas Edison 4) Kel loves orange soda... is it true? Mhmm mhmm I do-oooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 why aren't the online icons in green and offline icons in red anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 That's what i asked Ram - still waiting for an answer don't think David can be bothered to get out of his chair and go and look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Originally posted by vicky-27;17856 That's what i asked Ram - still waiting for an answer don't think David can be bothered to get out of his chair and go and look. Maybe when David's online there could be a little armchair icon to show he's online,what do you think?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I think that is a great idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Originally posted by M.M;17849 Originally Posted by M.M [url=http://dcfcfans.uk/showthread.php?p=17825#post17825]http://dcfcfans.uk/images/buttons/viewpost 0% Joe Answers... 1) 1 2) -16*10^-19 3) One. Thomas Edison 4) Kel loves orange soda... is it true? Mhmm mhmm I do-oooo Though it is technically still true that electrons have a negative charge, so 25% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted June 7, 2009 Author Share Posted June 7, 2009 Originally posted by rams71;17851+-->(rams71;17851) <!--QuoteBegin-vicky-27;17856 That's what i asked Ram - still waiting for an answer don't think David can be bothered to get out of his chair and go and look. Where did you ask m'lady? got rid as they were Red can't be having Red on a Derby site. Might bring back the Green online if you want but the Red will not be returning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 I like the whole black and white thing. Good minimalism and pure Derby. Now to ban this smiley, :mad: Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted June 7, 2009 Author Share Posted June 7, 2009 Errrr how about Pink? Just altered the brightness on the offline icon so the online stands out abit better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Green would be better - not that i'm being fussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Maybe incorporate a little gold into the colour scheme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1654/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1654R-22568 Actually how about next season have a little picture of the Derby Home shirt if you're online and the away shirt if you're offline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.M Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Originally posted by JoeMadRam;17863 Though it is technically still true that electrons have a negative charge, so 25% Still a U though! You need 15% more to get yourself an E so nerrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Great I flunked my A-Level in Matchett Man studies. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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