Boycie Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 How did constipation pass the filter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 ..with great difficulty.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Not only does Elvis talk crap but the real one died taking a crap, very interesting. E9tKt King James I of England was born on 19th June 1566. He became King James VI of Scotland on 24 July 1567 and King James I of England on 24th March 1603. In the latter years of his life he was seriously ill with arthritis and gout and was unable to properly perform his duties as king. In 1625 he had a stroke and died during a severe bout of dysentery at Theobalds House in Hertfordshire on 27th March 1625. he died of stroke in 1625 It was James the first of Scotland! James was alerted to the men's presence after servants discovered their approach giving the king time to hide in a sewer tunnel but with its exit recently blocked off to prevent tennis balls getting lost James was trapped and killed. But of course, we all knew that didn't we? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 What a **** way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 What a **** way to go. Already said that, so you need to think of some different toilet humour lr 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 King James I of England was born on 19th June 1566. He became King James VI of Scotland on 24 July 1567 and King James I of England on 24th March 1603. In the latter years of his life he was seriously ill with arthritis and gout and was unable to properly perform his duties as king. In 1625 he had a stroke and died during a severe bout of dysentery at Theobalds House in Hertfordshire on 27th March 1625. he died of stroke in 1625 It was James the first of Scotland! James was alerted to the men's presence after servants discovered their approach giving the king time to hide in a sewer tunnel but with its exit recently blocked off to prevent tennis balls getting lost James was trapped and killed. But of course, we all knew that didn't we? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> That doesnt make any sense at all. One minute he died of a stroke whilst pooing for England. Next minute he's chased up a tunnel and killed by some men? Unless of course he was chased up a tunnel, shiit himself and then had a stroke. Now thats what you might call having a crap day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 OK let's have it. Picture of the day. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 That doesnt make any sense at all. One minute he died of a stroke whilst pooing for England. Next minute he's chased up a tunnel and killed by some men? Unless of course he was chased up a tunnel, shiit himself and then had a stroke. Now thats what you might call having a crap day. OK James the first of Scotland was the sewer King. 200 odd years later comes James the Sixth of Scotland who became James the First of England (being son of Mary Queen of Scots who had died by suddenly becoming about 18 inches shorter, Queen Elizabeth the First having no heir)and as well as authorising the king James Authorised Bible (clues in the title) died of a stroke. They were different people Compris? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 OK James the first of Scotland was the sewer King. 200 odd years later comes James the Sixth of Scotland who became James the First of England (being son of Mary Queen of Scots who had died by suddenly becoming about 18 inches shorter, Queen Elizabeth the First having no heir)and as well as authorising the king James Authorised Bible (clues in the title) died of a stroke. They were different people Compris? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> Yes. The dysentery reference threw me. it seems that everyone was pooing. I can't believe we didnt cover any of this at school. When I did history, pooing was hardly mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Yes. The dysentery reference threw me. it seems that everyone was pooing. I can't believe we didnt cover any of this at school. When I did history, pooing was hardly mentioned. Didn't they cover WaterLOO? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Or the Pooritans? PUN ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearam Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Or the turd reich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 Bit of a crap one today with the history of the toilet, Monday, **** gets real as we look into different types of poo evWfq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asanovic Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 can we share photos? I did a cracker on NYD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Even dirtier SWPD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 5, 2013 Author Share Posted January 5, 2013 EKAVD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Tis a cool scene to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 They missed a few opportunities..... Raiders of the Lost Fart Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poo Indiana Jones and the king dump of the Bristol stool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Must say that is one cool calender. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 7, 2013 Author Share Posted January 7, 2013 Dr Stool is back to talk about acid poo and what causes diarrhoea. scgMA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Vindaloo has the same effect. Very in da loo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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