David Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Tomorrow in Majorca, tourists are being flown home today as the storm is closing in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Yeah i jst saw that on the news - terrible shame - you can get a refund or a years supply of pot noodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 Thats nice, I guess with the main Pot Noodle factory being in Majorca being at major risk of being flattened they may aswell give them to the tourists as a parting gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Do you really think any tourist would want to take that offer up tho seriously ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 I bet there will be one fool who doesnt give a toss about his health who would happily take a load home with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Really :eek: - bit chavvy though don't you think ? How long is the storm expected to stay for -didn't catch that bit ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 2 weeks starting tomorrow, they reckon they might have to build a Arc like Noah did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Would be dreadfull if you actually knew someone who was going - i mean - how would you tell them ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 I wouldn't I would let them drive all the way to the airport then find out, best way, if you tried to tell them they would just say you were lying and that you were jealous you wasn't off on holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Majorca's a dodgy place to go now anyway - i wouldn't risk it - it's the new Benidorm did you know - white socks and sandal man go on holiday there now and most of the hotels are building sites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 It's cheap tho and people love it as it's like England but with the sun, they go over there wearing Union Jack shorts, have a full english fry up in the morning and sit by the pool all day drinking watered down Carling eating Egg on chips. Back to the hotel room to rub some aftersun in then down to Linekers bar for Steak and Chips and back to the apartment and a midnight pot noodle snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Yuk sounds like my worst nightmare ! don't forget the forced entertainment - bingo and karaoke - and then dodging the time-share reps when you are shopping for your tacky souveniers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 Each to there own Vicky each to there own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Never been to a resort like Benidorm. It sounds fun some of it, but being hungover in extreme heat sounds awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 Thats why you should stick to IPA shandy's and soak it up with a Pot Noodle before bed, ask Boycie he'l tell you. Talking of which doesn't Boycie go on holiday tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Does he :confused: well he never said anything - wonder where he is going ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 Yeah goes tomorrow, probably somewhere exotic as he's loaded, you should hear the stories where he's ripped of little old ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Mmm doesn't surprise me - seems to be that type perhaps he is going on a cruise then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Haha who's going to do the tough job of moderating in his place while he's gone? It's strenuous work I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 seconds words "off!" First words sounds like "duck":mad: The old ladies save hard all year so I can go on holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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