Robert Earnshaws Workrate

Sue them for £45 million!

SO on the subs bench before end of January.  Sold on deadline day.

Surely the plan for when Bielik is fit again is wrap him in cotton wool, stick him in a fully protective glass orb, have him play a couple of games against Gentle FC, then ship him out for about £5million quid to balance books. 

Hold on, 3 clean sheets and it’s now panic stations?

Back in Uttox, nothing but praise for the Derby fans today from the Stokies. 

Is Mel Morris living in Pride Park now? Christ, things are even ropier than I thought

No point whatsoever. Just found it interesting.
Certainly don't think he should have hosted Theresa May at Pride Park during her election campaign though. Mind you, that's way down my list of grievances with the bloke.

I know one supporter who has @Boycie 
 

I'll go for Newcastle at Home.  They never let us down.
... Not sure about the "When", though!  

I b*****y well hope so but it seemed Mel was seduced by the Lampard effect and somehow thought Rooney could replicate it. But for me Rooney had been poor and slow and an impediment to success for all his teams for a decade. Your two Rooney posts are very fair and make good points and although I dislike Rooney for it, you can't blame him for not looking a gifthorse in the mouth, but you can blame Mel. Our owner made a great decision with Cocu and then pulled the rug from under him by bringing in Rooney. And now we're completely stuck and the work Cocu was doing, as he was tasked, to raise the value of academy products as a business model for the club, has completely fallen by the wayside.

If we win all our games we will be in the premier league and then the efl can do one

Best thing we can do is lose a few games. Win any of the first 5 and the EFL embargo will never be lifted ? 

Nah, it's not the EFL we should blame. 
It's the fans. 

I just want to go back to being on the Popside and throwing fun-size Mars Bars at Gazza.

I just want to go back to being on the Popside and throwing fun-size Mars Bars at Gazza.

Don't we all, 

I just want to go back to being on the Popside and throwing fun-size Mars Bars at Gazza.

I just want to go back to being on the Popside and throwing fun-size Mars Bars at Gazza.

I just want to go back to being on the Popside and throwing fun-size Mars Bars at Gazza.

I just want to go back to being on the Popside and throwing fun-size Mars Bars at Gazza.

Mel Morris - spent more than was allowed, sold the stadium to try and mask the problem, hired/trusted people who haven't really delivered results (recruitment team, multiple managers, Ince family etc.), made decisions that resulted in lengthy law suits (Rush, Keogh, EFL etc.), utilised an accounting method different to the other 91 Premier League and FL clubs which lead to more problems, dealt with some dodgy people (Gabay, Alonso, the Sheikh etc.), failed with multiple takeover and investment talks, failed to pay wages on multiple occasions, has made decisions that have put us under a transfer embargo on multiple occasions and has the club in the worst state it has been in for many years.
Derby fans - wanted some signings to improve the squad (WITHOUT BREACHING FFP RULES), want to pay less than 30 quid every week for an hour and a half of football and want Mel to hurry up and move on so we can start fresh.
 
Sorry lads, this one is on us .... our bad

There were facts? I must have missed them 

How i felt after reading that, seriously its the fans fault , wow , the same fans who religiously buy season tickets season upon season, buy new kits , support the Rams home and away , give your head a wobble mate , totally insulting post

Go to bed Mel, you’re drunk