Ram-Alf

I see you had some chips n peas with your gravy...did this come with life saving instructions? 😁
goes into his local chippy and asks...how much are your chips...6d says the man, And how much are your peas...oh they're 3d, And your gravy...oh that's free says the man...in that case i'll have a carton of gravy says Horace

Stykkishólmur reporting in

Forgot about that🤣. Pandemic, disscussing all the old pubs and places all knocked down now, yea all the young ones not happy.🤣😂. Better shut up about old derby, getting told off again😉

I know who you are...you tinker 😉

Have you ever seen some old pictures of Derby bus station 😁

I know who you are...you tinker 😉

Somewhere in Derbyshire for both games 👍

I think that, provided we're promoted, we should turn the Carlisle game into a Truth & Reconciliation event where, after the game, any fan who booed the team, sang "Paul Warne, your football is s*it", phoned into RD for a good old moan or screamed into Conor Hourihane's face at Stevenage should have the opportunity to do a lap of dishonour on their knees while receiving the forgiveness of the players, management and their fellow supporters.
What do you guys think? 😉

My take on it is, It was mooted with the EFL some time ago...but no agreement, FA/EPL then go ahead and confirm "no replays" this was "accepted" with the EFL in earlier talks 😁
In reality, The FA and EPL know that those at the EFL have no real power and are a lame duck...so go ahead with the announcement as "all agreed" 
The sooner we have a regulated body the better...one hopes 😉 

Her father was asked to leave a bank last week for not having enough funds in his account, It's a pity he didn't withdraw some 49 years ago

In my defence your honour, I got lost on the way to the Gents 😁
 

 
 
 
 

I live in Stenson Fields the other side of Derby...so a 2 bus trip to Belper, As for Phil being a relative 🤷‍♂️

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Must be fun being you!!

Everyone stay in their seats...if we're promoted(of course)Carlisle players go over to their supporters, DCFC players congregate around the tunnel then let Carlisle leave the field of play, DCFC players applaud all fans with a "lap of runners up honour" then go into the centre circle and start the bounce.
The word "invasion" is what it is, There's people who want to see the players do the above, With an "invasion" players will not be allowed to come out until the pitch is cleared...by this time lots of fans have left the stadium to go and get pissed or home to hug their partner.
KEEP OFF THE FCUCKING PITCH
PS...I'll be in the Rifleman(Belper)watching on my Sky Go App 👍 

I’d rather the players were allowed to come onto the pitch to celebrate but that’s never going to happen if everyone invades the pitch. 
so you run like an idiot onto the pitch. Then what? 

Everyone stay in their seats...if we're promoted(of course)Carlisle players go over to their supporters, DCFC players congregate around the tunnel then let Carlisle leave the field of play, DCFC players applaud all fans with a "lap of runners up honour" then go into the centre circle and start the bounce.
The word "invasion" is what it is, There's people who want to see the players do the above, With an "invasion" players will not be allowed to come out until the pitch is cleared...by this time lots of fans have left the stadium to go and get pissed or home to hug their partner.
KEEP OFF THE FCUCKING PITCH
PS...I'll be in the Rifleman(Belper)watching on my Sky Go App 👍 

Unfortunately that one went straight over my head 

By the sound of it, Alf's going to give it both BARRELS if we get promoted.

Unfortunately that one went straight over my head 

1.  Go back and check out the words in bold.
2.  Then go and say sorry to @Rev, for missing an absolutely cracking rifle-related pun.  If you don't, you're gunner look a right pillock!  

Yep memory loss 
The Dev is more of a restaurant, We moved in there when the Rifleman shut, But getting a table was a pain, So used outside...in winter 🥶
Then moved onto the Railway on Kings St
They've done a very good job of the decor, And yes...only snacks...ie cheese board, Bowls of chips n the like 

Yep memory loss 
The Dev is more of a restaurant, We moved in there when the Rifleman shut, But getting a table was a pain, So used outside...in winter 🥶
Then moved onto the Railway on Kings St
They've done a very good job of the decor, And yes...only snacks...ie cheese board, Bowls of chips n the like 

Martin not Mark 😉Oops Crewton beat me to it 

Everyone stay in their seats...if we're promoted(of course)Carlisle players go over to their supporters, DCFC players congregate around the tunnel then let Carlisle leave the field of play, DCFC players applaud all fans with a "lap of runners up honour" then go into the centre circle and start the bounce.
The word "invasion" is what it is, There's people who want to see the players do the above, With an "invasion" players will not be allowed to come out until the pitch is cleared...by this time lots of fans have left the stadium to go and get pissed or home to hug their partner.
KEEP OFF THE FCUCKING PITCH
PS...I'll be in the Rifleman(Belper)watching on my Sky Go App 👍