Phoenix

Take a warm coat!

That's reserved for the Forest team coach

What's Fat Sam doing these days?

Curiouser and curiouser. Must be to do with the timing (dates) of the matches.

It's a curious fact that over the last 5 matches, the top 5 teams have identical form, W3 D1 L 1, so no-one's made up any ground.

Certainly not.

Especially Bird's fee!!!

Wasn't there some k******* from B C continually spewing up tripe about our finances, from the recesses of his Grannie's box room. Wonder what he thinks about all these Rams players they seem to be Hoovering up.

Pitch being re-seeded?

Anyone running a book on how long before he gets injured?

Honest looking lad. No beard though.

Perhaps there was a shortage of pies due to the bakery being burnt down.

It defies belief. There are post office employees who should go to prison fpor some of this stuff. And how can a judge sack himself?

New EFL ruling.

I picked that up, too, from the Oxford forum. This sort of thing should be stamped out ASAP. It could have serious implications with you know who. Points deduction incoming? It doesn't take much to rouse them from their slumbers

Possibly the norm in Nottingham

Have they all been on the lash?

Who is this ref? 5 booked in 31 mins must be a record

Must have a beard and be a 'good chap'

George Thorne?

Reminds me of the most unpopular man at Borussia Monchengladbach, the one who shouts 'give me a B'

I'd say, someone borrowed/stole Wisdoms's SatNav.

NORTH 1 Rugby Borough v Sheffield United 2 Newcastle United v Stoke City 3 Coundon Court v Burnley 4 Chester-Le-Street Town v Derby County 5 Sunderland v Durham Cestria 6 Milton Keynes Dons v Birmingham City 7 Darwen v Blackburn Rovers 8 Nottingham Forest v Boldmere St Michaels 9 West Bromwich Albion v Durham 10 Hull City v Wolverhampton Wanderers SOUTH 1 Crystal Palace v Chatham Town 2 Southampton Women's or Maidenhead United v Watford 3 London City Lionesses v Billericay Town 4 Cheltenham Town v Reading 5 Luton Town v Bristol Rovers or Keynsham Town 6 Portsmouth v Southampton FC Women 7 Plymouth Argyle v Oxford United 8 Ipswich Town v Lewes 9 Moneyfields v Millwall Lionesses 10 AFC Bournemouth v Charlton Athletic

A glance at Flashscore for yesterday indicates that Derby Ladies beat Loughborough Ladies 4-1 in the Womens FA Cup. Go go, girls!

I thought it started off as Flang.