If the oxygen masks came down on a flight I was on I think I'd just faint.
Went on a trip in the Dominican Republic once, to swim with dolphins - we went on a bus, potholes as big as houses, people banging on the bus windows, trying to get on when it slowed down - then to an airport that was just a shack at the end of a runway, lovely planes coming in and out - we joked when this old ex army plane landed - haha, that's ours. It was.
We took off and for the first five minutes, the pilots window was still open. I don't even think it was turbulence, I think it was just 5hit flying. I sat there, whilst the kids and MrRam were sat talking and laughing and I thought, whats up with everyone? Can they not see that this plane is not fit, all the instructions on the seats and the doors were in Japanese???? Welcome to Kamikazi Airlines, I've never been so scared in all my life. I was just sat looking at everyone else..see their faces. Eventually, landed, brace position eh? just me then.
Off the plane, onto another bus, where the dominican bloke was telling us nobody is insured, why would they, they have a crash and go home, no problem, he was saying it like it was a good thing........
Swam with dolphins, bless them, they tried to calm me down but I knew we had to go home the same way in the dark, somehow that was better.
Anyway, we survived, got to the hotel and felt like Michael Palin tbf.