hintonsboots

33 minutes ago, Stockport Ram said:

If you ever get a BOGOF Offer on your medication my esteemed fellow fan, please count me in. 🤓

Rioja works for me.

Promoting his new album ?

P.G Wodehouse match report.

Ah, what a delightful spectacle unfolded at Pride Park! A veritable symphony of footballing finesse, where the dashing Derby County lads displayed a masterclass in the art of the beautiful game. With a flick of his coiffed locks, Sibbo graced the pitch with his goal-scoring prowess, each strike a testament to his sartorial elegance. And who could overlook the Padel maestro Gayle, whose header soared through the air like a swan taking flight, leaving the poor Port Vale defence in disarray.  

But it was not just in attack where the Rams shone; oh no, their defensive acumen was equally sublime. Cashin, a veritable bastion of impregnability, rebuffed his opponents' advances with the ease of a vegetarian plucking a stray caterpillar from his salad.

And let us not forget the spirited Sonny, whose exuberant arm-waving would have put even the most robust of policemen on point duty to shame.

Under the astute guidance of Warne, the tactical maestro with a bobble hat perched jauntily atop his brow, Derby County danced their way to victory, leaving their opponents in awe. And amidst the jubilation, let us extend a hearty commendation to Ebou Adams, whose display on the field was reminiscent of the legendary Mick McManus himself. Truly, it was a day to remember, where the spirit of camaraderie and sporting excellence reigned supreme.

5 minutes ago, hintonsboots said:

Barks blowing around the pitch like an empty bag of Golden Wonder.

Great pass from Barks👀

Barks blowing around the pitch like an empty bag of Golden Wonder.

Good pointing from Bradley so far.

2-0 Bird.

2 minutes ago, kevinhectoring said:

I think there are better ways to make the fans believe their voices are heard. 
 

On a related point, it’d be interesting if DC were to devise a scheme for transfer of 49% of the club to supporters who want to invest. Would be complicated but now’s the time to do it (rather than when the club is in crisis)

And cheap before we get to the Prem👀

3 minutes ago, Sparkle said:

Correct - the guy who sits next to me has a season ticket and said he won’t be back until Warne is gone 

David Clowes ?

He has raised the popularity of the terms “ Gassed out “ and “ Hammies”.

10 minutes ago, Jimbo Ram said:

He goes either way for me…

P.G Wodehouse pre match presser.

As the stage is set for a clash of footballing titans, Port Vale, under the leadership of the illustrious Big Dave, embark on a journey to the hallowed grounds of Pride Park, where the once pristine pitch now bears the scars of battles past, its surface marred by the passage of time. Meanwhile, Derby County, perched precariously in the lofty heights of second place, find themselves under the watchful eye of Manager Warne, whose fervent devotion to wing-backs threatens to jeopardize their bid for automatic promotion. Amidst this tactical chess match, expect to witness a spectacle of long diagonal passes and set-piece specials as both sides vie for supremacy. With the stakes higher than ever, Warne must navigate his team through the treacherous terrain of the pitch without exhausting their reserves, striving to ignite the engine of victory and propel Derby County into fifth gear to secure a crucial triumph.

But lo and behold, amidst the tumultuous tempest of the match, Derby’s best centre back found himself out of position, stationed not in the heart of defense where his prowess was most needed, but rather on the flank, a position unfamiliar and ill-suited to his considerable talents. The decision, like a misplaced comma in a sonnet, left spectators scratching their heads in bewilderment.

And as the clock ticked on, the stage was set for a spectacle of managerial antics. Warne, the tactician at the helm of Derby’s destiny, orchestrated a symphony of substitutions that befuddled the senses. Bizarre choices, akin to a chef adding chocolate to a savory stew, left observers questioning the very fabric of reality.
 

P.G Wodehouse match report.

3 minutes ago, NOTSA74 said:

I put £4 on Charlton to win just after we scored.

Cashed out with a £70 profit.

I'm not happy about the result but at least I've got an extra £70.

4 minutes ago, Sheff Ram said:

Almost embarrassed we are still 2nd rather than happy.

Shows how sh1t this league really is.

Cash was good tonight and not many players would have had the bravery to get on the end of that.

Smith and Adams good games.

Sonny waved his arms around well.

The style of play is so depressing. We will need to beat Pompy and Bolton now.

17 minutes ago, Ramfan1958 said:

Waghorne 87 mins hooray .

That only reached 3mph.

5 at the back…here we go.

1 minute ago, Barney1991 said:

Good pressure with no penetration 

4 minutes ago, StarterForTen said:

BBC showing the line up as 4-4-1-1 with Bird just behind Gayle. 

Sounds like a “Specialist adult movie “

Derby 2 Charlton 0 Bird

1 hour ago, DiggerB said:

A small group of Derby youngfellamelads appeared in rambunctious debate with members of His Majesty’s after seemingly taking exception to the bon voyage administered by their Barnsley brethren just outside the ground. Then a small group of peeler reinforcements viciously nudged their way through the assembled mass at the station entrance without even an ‘excuse me dear boy’ to no doubt deal with a few rascals on the outbound platform. Other than a little impatience at being corralled I didn’t see anything else of major concern.

Was this written by P.G Wodehouse?

CBT to cross the ball to Gayle who scores the winner to give us automatic promotion. It’s going to happen.

We will win the next seven games on the bounce. No need to panic.

Just now, Stive Pesley said:

Tonight, the Warne haters are like a teenage boy who has just found a jazz mag in a bush 😂

Didn’t think Ella Fitzgerald was w****** material.