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P.G Wodehouse match report. Ah, what a delightful spectacle unfolded at Pride Park! A veritable symphony of footballing finesse, where the dashing Derby County lads displayed a masterclass in the art of the beautiful game. With a flick of his coiffed locks, Sibbo graced the pitch with his goal-scoring prowess, each strike a testament to his sartorial elegance. And who could overlook the Padel maestro Gayle, whose header soared through the air like a swan taking flight, leaving the poor Port Vale defence in disarray. But it was not just in attack where the Rams shone; oh no, their defensive acumen was equally sublime. Cashin, a veritable bastion of impregnability, rebuffed his opponents' advances with the ease of a vegetarian plucking a stray caterpillar from his salad. And let us not forget the spirited Sonny, whose exuberant arm-waving would have put even the most robust of policemen on point duty to shame. Under the astute guidance of Warne, the tactical maestro with a bobble hat perched jauntily atop his brow, Derby County danced their way to victory, leaving their opponents in awe. And amidst the jubilation, let us extend a hearty commendation to Ebou Adams, whose display on the field was reminiscent of the legendary Mick McManus himself. Truly, it was a day to remember, where the spirit of camaraderie and sporting excellence reigned supreme.

Great pass from Barks👀

Barks blowing around the pitch like an empty bag of Golden Wonder.

Good pointing from Bradley so far.

2-0 Bird.

And cheap before we get to the Prem👀

David Clowes ?

He has raised the popularity of the terms “ Gassed out “ and “ Hammies”.

P.G Wodehouse pre match presser. As the stage is set for a clash of footballing titans, Port Vale, under the leadership of the illustrious Big Dave, embark on a journey to the hallowed grounds of Pride Park, where the once pristine pitch now bears the scars of battles past, its surface marred by the passage of time. Meanwhile, Derby County, perched precariously in the lofty heights of second place, find themselves under the watchful eye of Manager Warne, whose fervent devotion to wing-backs threatens to jeopardize their bid for automatic promotion. Amidst this tactical chess match, expect to witness a spectacle of long diagonal passes and set-piece specials as both sides vie for supremacy. With the stakes higher than ever, Warne must navigate his team through the treacherous terrain of the pitch without exhausting their reserves, striving to ignite the engine of victory and propel Derby County into fifth gear to secure a crucial triumph.

But lo and behold, amidst the tumultuous tempest of the match, Derby’s best centre back found himself out of position, stationed not in the heart of defense where his prowess was most needed, but rather on the flank, a position unfamiliar and ill-suited to his considerable talents. The decision, like a misplaced comma in a sonnet, left spectators scratching their heads in bewilderment. And as the clock ticked on, the stage was set for a spectacle of managerial antics. Warne, the tactician at the helm of Derby’s destiny, orchestrated a symphony of substitutions that befuddled the senses. Bizarre choices, akin to a chef adding chocolate to a savory stew, left observers questioning the very fabric of reality. P.G Wodehouse match report.

Shows how sh1t this league really is.

Cash was good tonight and not many players would have had the bravery to get on the end of that. Smith and Adams good games. Sonny waved his arms around well. The style of play is so depressing. We will need to beat Pompy and Bolton now.

That only reached 3mph.

5 at the back…here we go.

Sounds like a “Specialist adult movie “

Derby 2 Charlton 0 Bird

Was this written by P.G Wodehouse?

CBT to cross the ball to Gayle who scores the winner to give us automatic promotion. It’s going to happen.

We will win the next seven games on the bounce. No need to panic.

Didn’t think Ella Fitzgerald was w****** material.

Rams TV EFL Takeover?

Where’s @Caerphilly Ram with his team news ?