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Cambridge 0 Derby 3 Washington 😄

Cameron Jerome .

Aaah you’ve got the Concept 2.

Maybe he is in love and that was the drug ?

Barker’s beard coming on well.

We will arm wave to victory.

Sniff sniff I can smell the curse.

Makes Ronnie Rosenthal look like Jimmy Greaves.

Warne always gives the Captaincy to the player with the biggest c***

3-0 CBT

Over walking their dogs ? F Me they’ve had a week off.

PG Wodehouse from the back of Couhig’s ambulance. Ah, what a tumultuous tale unfolds at Gussy Finknottles Manor House! If one were to imagine the Derby County players partaking in a pheasant shoot, it appears every bird would have danced away unscathed, much like a troupe of nimble ballerinas. Indeed, the first half saw chances abundant, enough to secure victory in not one, but two football matches! Alas, the sporting fates had other designs, as CBT’s astonishing miss, akin to a comet veering off course, shall surely earn him a place on “Stars in their Eyes” as the inimitable Stevie Wonder—a sensible decision, one might say. How badly we miss the Padel maestro Gayle. Washington and NML, though possessing the grace of swans, faltered in the crucial moments of goal-scoring, while set pieces resembled naught but a casual gathering in the local park. However, amidst the chaos, Adams and Cashin displayed the fortitude of knights, with Wildsmith executing a save so sublime it could rouse applause from the heavens. Yet, the day’s misfortunes commenced with news of manager and player of the month awards, invoking the dreaded gypsy curse, casting Rams TV pundits, Barker and Bradley as mere manikins sprung from the confines of a Topshop window. Oh, the travails of fate! As the stage is set for the final three encounters, one cannot help but wonder: shall the Rams ascend to heroic heights, or shall they falter, like a poorly tuned instrument? Only time will unfurl this gripping drama, as we await the denouement with bated breath.

Very relaxed.

No time wasting at the bar then.

Just off to buy some heather.

This post should be deleted until full time tonight. It has a whiff of the gypsy curse around it.😁

Limited space on a Padel court.

Kieran Lee and flagpoles 👀

Are you sure it was milkshake?