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Turk Thrust

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    Turk Thrust reacted to Mucker1884 in v Forest (H) - Matchday Thread   
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Mucker1884 in v Forest (H) - Matchday Thread   
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from SKRam in Rubbish that commentators use (and overuse)   
    When they say "it couldn't have been closer" when the ball just misses the goal post. Yes it could. 
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    Turk Thrust reacted to Eddie in Holiday plans 2020   
    We may have a weekend in Chester towards the autumn (we were originally going before Easter, but the lockdown scuppered that), but nothing else planned. To tell the truth, I'm not bothered - we have a daily Belgian or German hour, usually in the garden, but today we might have our beer cheering on Huddersfield against the Gumps.
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from I know nothing in Beer Thread   
    Lager beers are the really big sellers. In Ghana for instance there are Club, Gulder and Star. Nigeria has loads of breweries. Guinness Foreign Extra is a big seller in all the old colonial countries around the world sometimes brewed under licence or as in Ghana brewed by Guinness Ghana. It's 7.5% (except in Malaysia where it's 8%) but very expensive. Lovely drink with none of the bitterness of the stout. Available in UK as well. 
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from reverendo de duivel in Beer Thread   
    Lager beers are the really big sellers. In Ghana for instance there are Club, Gulder and Star. Nigeria has loads of breweries. Guinness Foreign Extra is a big seller in all the old colonial countries around the world sometimes brewed under licence or as in Ghana brewed by Guinness Ghana. It's 7.5% (except in Malaysia where it's 8%) but very expensive. Lovely drink with none of the bitterness of the stout. Available in UK as well. 
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Brummie Steve in New joke thread   
    It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
    an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.  The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
     
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from cstand in New joke thread   
    It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
    an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.  The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
     
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from ramit in New joke thread   
    Nurse! He's out of bed again!
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from I know nothing in New joke thread   
    It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
    an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.  The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
     
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Mucker1884 in New joke thread   
    Nurse! He's out of bed again!
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from mozza in New joke thread   
    It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
    an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.  The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
     
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from froggg in New joke thread   
    It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
    an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.  The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
     
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread   
    It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
    an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.  The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
     
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Premier ram in New joke thread   
    It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
    an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.  The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
     
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread   
    It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
    an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.  The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
     
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Eddie in New joke thread   
    It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
    an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.  The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
     
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from rammieib in New joke thread   
    I bought 12 bees from a beekeeper. He gave 13. I told him he'd given one too many but he said "that one's a freebie "
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread   
    I bought 12 bees from a beekeeper. He gave 13. I told him he'd given one too many but he said "that one's a freebie "
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from froggg in What are you eating tonight   
    After watching an episode of Plebs where Grumio was going to make Surf and Turf meals that rhymed, such as Eel and Veal or Clam and Ham, I decided to make Salmon and Gammon.   Not a match made in heaven. Not recommended. 
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Angry Ram in What are you eating tonight   
    After watching an episode of Plebs where Grumio was going to make Surf and Turf meals that rhymed, such as Eel and Veal or Clam and Ham, I decided to make Salmon and Gammon.   Not a match made in heaven. Not recommended. 
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from sage in Rubbish that commentators use (and overuse)   
    When they say "it couldn't have been closer" when the ball just misses the goal post. Yes it could. 
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Cocu_Doodle_Do in Season tickets   
    I'm only a WHU season ticket holder because a) I live nearby and b) it's so cheap. I was a Rams fan from birth in 1946 (cup year) and a BBG season ticket holder for about 15 years before I moved to London with work 
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Boycie in Season tickets   
    Just had an email from West Ham where I'm a season ticket holder. They are offering either a refund for the 5 home matches left or it can knocked off next season's ticket. Won't be much for me though because as an over 65 I pay only £145! Think I'll carry on with the next season ticket hoping that Derby will play there (either in the PL or championship)
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from uttoxram75 in Season tickets   
    I'm only a WHU season ticket holder because a) I live nearby and b) it's so cheap. I was a Rams fan from birth in 1946 (cup year) and a BBG season ticket holder for about 15 years before I moved to London with work 
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