Mrs Cone

I was a bit disappointed really.. Medium Angry got me that one and bitch Angry seems to think that’s enough and she does not have to get me one. 32 bloody years I’ve invested in her. I tell you, it’s rocky now. I even said we could share it.. She could open the windows and I could eat the chocolate.. I’m not one to sulk normally but this has pushed me over the limit.

The man who labels adults who watch the Dark Knight movie as childish is the same man who shows off his flashy Nike trainers, cheats at pub quizzes, has a player's name on the back of his shirt and has a Haribo advent calendar. Deary me.

Could be @Mrs Cone trying to get home from Spoons?

Well done gents and Mrs Cone Head.

Hey I hope you guys are okay tell him to hang on in there the bravery he shows I know I have issues but he fights them head on something I am trying to do.

Glad Joel is back home. Hope he is feeling better. The idiots at pride park could do with talking to Joel he’s a absolute hero.

Give a big hug to Joel from me, actually all the coneheads can have a big virtual hug from a middle aged fat hairy bloke.
As you may remeber I got fairly well smashed up a couple of years ago, and my femur is failing to heal. After CT and PET scans they have decided the culprit is a peice of dead/infected bone that will have to come out, this won't be nice. As I was walking back from the hospital in a reather dark mood it struck me that Joel, and the rest of you, have been in a similar place multiple times. Strangely this seem to give me some strength and determination, I wanted to give you some back.  I'm now waiting for a cabal of Dr's to decide what they intend to, something else you are familiar with.
Good luck cones, I have my fingers crossed for you on the 22nd.

Think Gandalf is getting a little bit cocky!!! X🙈🙈

Well guys in a couple of weeks I am going to neves people which neve in my body giving me so many issues I pray that something they can do for me. But I fear that there very little they can do for me.
But while I can still walk even in pain I will continue to see my team I love if ever came a day I have to stop will be very sad day. A pleasure that I have these days I count the days until we play again.

One night i had a couple of pints, but the barman wound me up so much i went home and murdered the Mrs.

I'm squeaky clean as far as the police are concerned, I'm a good boy.
The only direct dealing I've ever had with the law was having to phone them up and recall a night I'd served a bloke in a pub, who later that evening went home and murdered his wife!

Blimey, no wonder poor Joel has ended up in hospital. That must have been a traumatic experience for him. You could do with the goats head to finish off the look though. Seriously though, I hope you get everything sorted. Best wishes.👍

Could you text that to me. please mate... I do like to keep Muckerette on her toes!

That's a very short skirt you're wearing for this time of year... and you've posted the pic in the wrong thread!

Richy boy, been an absolute hero for the past 7 years at this club, loved your effort, determination, leadership, loved how you was the only player to put 110% in each game. It's such a shame your career has had to end like this, you've been a great servant to the club and been one of the only players I have backed through thick and thin. 
You wasn't driving but you're still as much to blame for all this, as the leader, the captain you should be telling the boys not to drive, rather than letting them and getting in.
I hope you can recover and play again but if not you're a Derby County legend and one mistake (albeit a huge one) should not tarnish the 7 years of hard work and passion you have put into this club.
Cheers capt'n.
 
 

Ours is on the way out. The thin balance between enjoying life and suffering has clearly been crossed.
The vet had said it would be quick and he wasn't wrong. Heart disease
She didn't have breakfast this morning, she's not walking. 
Took her to see my folks for the last time this morning
Had her as a rescue dog eleven years ago so she's done well
Taking her to the vet on Wednesday

Sending virtual man hugs with hearty back slap. My experience tells me to just plant one foot in front of the other, and find something to be cheerful about, no matter how small.

A useless comment really, but I really wish it wasn't so tough for you all. 😞 Fingers crossed. 🙂

All the best. 
Hope all ok.

Hoping you all made it through the night at home safely and you get some good news today. Fingers crossed

Tell him to fight it with everything he has and use fighting spirt that Derby county uses but tell him use ram inside of him I am not backing down to this.

All the best to Joel and hope they get a win for you tomorrow.  

Hey John. Nothing really to add to what the DCFC faithful have already posted other than to send my best wishes to all of the Conehead clan. I know that you are very matter-of-fact about how you all cope but I'm sure I'm not the only one who finds you guys more than mildly inspirational. Fingers crossed that all is as well as can be.