Mrs Cone

This is what I have to deal with mate, conehead n his strange dreams x🙈🙈

This is what I have to deal with mate, conehead n his strange dreams x🙈🙈

Erm...
Are you trying to say it wasn’t weird before this point?
 

Wired timing.
I lept out of bed last night, and threatened to deck my wife, who was coming back from the toilet.
Honestly thought she was next to me in bed and it was a burglar!
 

This is what I have to deal with mate, conehead n his strange dreams x🙈🙈

Calling @Mrs Cone, you seriously need to check @Coneheadjohns medication intake. I mean, come on, who in their right mind goes to Rotherham for anything? 

Seems to be a bear crossed with a yak.....🤣

My cat Bert would see Igor off, I reckon.

He's about the same size, cat funt.

This isn’t great is it, do you think we should ring the Cone Hotline for something exciting to do.
@Coneheadjohn& @Mrs Cone

My little ‘un, and the big ‘un.

Is that Brisbane or the Cairngorms?
For me, I'd go buy the farm opposite my house and the field next door to stop prospect of developers building a load of Barratt homes on them, nice narrowboat to tootle up and down the canal and be very happy for the rest of my days.

@Van Cone De Head, this lad would batter Igor.
 

Trex.
As in cooking fat.

I used to go to the 'All Night Horror' showings at the ABC cinema, and get wasted. Or go to gigs and get wasted. Or go to gigs, get wasted and then go to all-night horror movie showings and get wasted again.

Seeing an old chap get shat on by a seagull outside queens medical centre... wasn't that funny but him shouting at his wife 'we're nowhere near the effing sea' proper tickled me.

I reckon he could have Igor.

Dog in a van at work(taken with permission)

So Conehead came last?

It’s some of the exotic flavours like beef that can have wheat in them.
KP dry roasted nuts are GF, mind you, it’s not fashionable to give nuts to kids anymore.

Well if he turned up in his stockings and suspenders with an orange singing "we're gonna party like its 1992..." he should have been golden 🤣

In case anyone was worried their questions were too hard, here is how we fared as a team out of 50.
Van MoodHoover 10/50
Me 15/50
David 17/50
Boycie 12/50
Angie 12/50
SRG 27/50
Evie 16/50
Andy 15/50
RichinSpain 27/50
IRam 15/50
Conehead 15/50
 

I don’t get on with the mods either but I still go. Get yourself on, worst case you hate it just turn your laptop off and say you had internet problems. 
Honestly just do it, it’s a good laugh.

Some seriously hard questions from the participants tonight.
Watch them come on here saying theirs weren’t hard. ( they had the answers 😂 )
At least I gave them multi choice on some of my random ones.
sigh.
It was a tie between egg heads @sage and @AndyinLiverpool
I beat @David once a gain to keep my 100% record intact.

Cranky the crane was a disaster waiting to happen, he’d drop his load anywhere.

That's the enjoyment John and Lynne - it's putting faces and voices to posters written views and the information we know.
You might have thought from my scribbling that I was a slightly irritable geezer who was slightly shorter than your dogs and voila!...you weren't wrong 😂
I've had a lovely time and already discovered that 2 of the regulars live in belper where I grew up so there's some beer buddies already!
Take care, stay safe and keep the proles 2m apart at Costco John....