Steve How Hard?

Too late unfortunately.

If you get caught short later gives us a shout and we’ll run you some Cushelle round ?

Pigs cheeks. Not sure which ones though, now @Boycie comes to mention it. 

Someone’s superimposed the before and after eating pics onto one another the little tinkers.

You’ll be the butt of all the puns now mate.

Pigs cheeks. Not sure which ones though, now @Boycie comes to mention it. 

What are those suspicious looking brown things floating about mate?
 

Which cheeks are they?

Slow braised pigs cheeks. ??

This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in a while. 
Someone out there 
must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!   

  

PRESBYTERIAN: 
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER 

  

ASTRONOMER: 
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER 

  

DESPERATION:   
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT 

  

THE EYES:  
When you rearrange the letters: 
THEY SEE 

  

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters: 
HE BUGS GORE 

  

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters: 
HERE COME DOTS 

  
DORMITORY: 
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM 

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters: 
CASH LOST IN ME 

  

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY 

  

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters: 
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT 

  

SNOOZE ALARMS: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S 

  

A DECIMAL POINT: 
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE 

  

THE EARTHQUAKES: 
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE 

  

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: 
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE 

  


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: 


MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters: 
WOMAN HITLER 

 
 
 
 
 
 

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears.  'Promise me you won't tell me.' 

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
 
 At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. 
 
 When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. 
 
 If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag, I'll have nothing left to live for.' 
  

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
 
 
1.  The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Wood fired slow roast lamb with Boulanger potatoes served in its own juices, all washed down with a glass of Rioja tinto de la casa, truly stunning meal.

Only just seen that. My smugness at getting it has just subsided......
 
 
Spoil sport!! ??

Saul Pimpson?

Saul Pimpson?

People who change their Forum name and pic so I can't work out who they are! 

Plastic Paddies.. They will be bloody everywhere today. 
Stupid green hats, ginger beards. FFS..
 

I’m orni, orni, orni, ooorni.

Homemade chicken pie with corn, green beans, and yeast rolls.
Key lime pie for dessert.

Pulpo, (octopus) all washed down with a glass of Alhambra.

No you're not. You're better than that. 

Britney Spears?