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Contract being signed tomorrow.
Direct quote - "Think we're actually buying him now", so looks like a permanent deal.

He met Paul Warne

He only went to get a publicity boost for his shitty podcast anyway.
"He built memories I'll never let go of for as long as I live. I love this guy. Thank you for everything, Ben."
You can tell Ryan Reynolds is a Hollywood actor with such vomit inducing tributes. Foster played about a dozen games for Wrexham.

Anyone that saw/heard the clip knows what he's done. He shouldn't be near a football pitch in this country ever again. Regardless of legal verdict, why would you actually want such a vile individual associated with our club? Absolutely warped way of thinking

One of the security staff said he has improved in catching Wildsmiths goal kicks .

He’s a dud in Warne’s horrendous system, which makes his signing strange. 
 
We’re a club that just cannot seem to get it right in any aspect of what we do, even when the decisions look good on paper. 

Well one positive is that we signed Waggy instead of that Rodriguez lad people on here were whining about

Probably best that American Ram doesn't visit this site any more

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Oh yeah...
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If I took that money (and I'm skint), my kids would never speak to me again. You can be in your right mind and not take the 30 pieces.

What utterly depressing state of affairs if we’ve blown our entire budget on what has currently come through the door. 

1-0 them.
Meltdown on here for us.

exactly. no one in their right mind would turn down that sort of money. not even millionaires. 
he should of just said ‘ im here cos im a grabbing bstard!’

A crap manager with a crap team. I remember the resulting crap football. 

Agree to a point, only caveat I’d add is if he does stick with a back 3 then tell the cbs not to overlap, it can be a back 3 without the marauding cb’s. Tell the 3 (Cashin, Bradley, Nelson or Forsyth or whoever) they hold their shape more, if one needs to step into midfield to support its because it’s necessary in the moment and the other two stay, communicate more, and stop attempting the Wilder at Sheff Utd approach.
Failing that, back 4. Either way, be more solid in organisation and shape to stop the tactical spread and apparent confusion of the team leading to panic and individual error.

This is a desperation signing as we may have missed other targets and need another striker. 
He was available before August yet we sign him just as the season starts.
Oh and then ‘he bleeds black and white’ rubbish, well he doesn’t. He jumped ship as soon as he could when we got relegated. If he really wanted to stay he would of done what Curtis did and waited to resign.
We need a striker, he needs a club and is probably still fairly local.

We are ahead on the only stat that matters 

just waiting for the contract offer...

I am off to bed as I’m starting work at 4am tomorrow, but I won’t miss any more midweek matches because of work as I retire on Friday.
I’m thinking of using my pension lump sum to by a pair of boots as I’ll have plenty pf time to turn up at training. I know I’m 66 but surely I can do better than this lot.

Can we not talk about the Mac years please, I don’t want to cry whilst nursing an erection. Not whilst sat with family. 

Because our manager is a fitness coach in a bobble hat whose only tactic is to run and smash the ball in, the average squad age is 76, and we’ve replaced David McGoldrick with Martyn Waghorn who’s scored one goal this decade. 
Oh, and our budget to do anything about these things is £2.50 and a bag of quavers.
But apart from that, everything’s fine. HMS piss the league and all that 

Well we have got an Abe Simpson forward line .

If that’s the case, use the money for loans and promote Dajaune Brown. 

Poor Wildsmith! In the arena to face the lions with a pork chop round his neck!! Where was our defence?