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Pastinaak

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    Pastinaak got a reaction from ViewsFromTheMiddle in Bulgaria vs England   
    Wow! How long has that been a thing? It's got Cheryl gifs and everything!

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    Pastinaak reacted to David in Bulgaria vs England   
    Idea. If racial abuse is heard after the tannoy announcement, remove all home fans, force the Bulgarian FA to refund tickets and the game continues.
    Why should players have to walk off? This will happen more and more if they do.
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    Pastinaak reacted to bucktwo in 'mo55ys' 2019/20 DCFCFANS 'PL' Tables..   
    It's a great honour 🤩
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    Pastinaak reacted to Mucker1884 in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    Now THAT one is enforceable! 
    I don't believe you wanna be ignoring that!

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    Pastinaak reacted to mozza in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    Yea, blame the dog, we all do that.
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    Pastinaak reacted to 86 Schmokes & a Pancake in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    ...furthermore, though he's cunningly tried to befuddle them by swapping seats, this car is clearly being driven by a large (and most likely unsoiled) hound.
    Case closed.
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    Pastinaak reacted to 86 Schmokes & a Pancake in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    I have been working on a cunning plan @Pastinaak and this time it's foolproof. Ignore everything, even the court case and subsequent summons. When the police turn up at your door simply blame the Mrs.
    Masterstroke, huh! 

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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Ghost of Clough in Unwelcome farts   
    Years ago I lived in Long Eaton sharing a house with a mate. Just a massive alcohol pit basically. The toilet/bathroom was downstairs next to the kitchen. One morning I did a poo that made me question how I was living my life. It was rank. The smell filled the whole house. It was impossible to breathe without heaving. My mate had the idea of lighting some matches to somehow burn up the smell - so we unloaded a whole box of Cooks on the stink. In some way those matches seemed to galvanise the stink to the body of the house. It made it worse and it never went away. Months passed and we were constantly lighting scented candles when people came. He hated me after that and I don't blame him.
    Sometimes I do a fart that smells a little bit like 'that' poo and i worry. Sometimes at night i can still smell 'that' poo. 
    I like to think that he does too sometimes. Although we never speak.
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Ghost of Clough in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    Anyway... for the first ticket - this is the evidence they've supplied. Who's to say if that's even my car???

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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Ghost of Clough in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    So Chesterfield have started using CCTV to follow people who park their cars at the retail park to make sure you're not just parking there for free and walking into town - which is what I always do. Got a £100 parking charge this morning so here I am wasting my Thursday evening writing my appeal! No way am I paying this one...

    I will update once my appeal has been upheld.
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    Pastinaak reacted to uttoxram75 in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    He parks where he wants, he parks where he waaaaaaants,
    Pastinaak, he parks where he wants...
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from 86 Schmokes & a Pancake in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    Went to Matlock Bath to get a Chinese, forgot it was Illuminations (only Jesus Christ knows why people visit these horrendous Illuminations, but they do in throngs) so had to park on double yellows for a few mins while I nipped in. That's another ÂŁ35 unless @86 Schmokes & a Pancake can get me out of this one?
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    Pastinaak reacted to mozza in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    Looking for the loo, again?
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Ramslad1992 in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    I can't frigging believe this...

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    Pastinaak got a reaction from reverendo de duivel in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    I can't frigging believe this...

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    Pastinaak got a reaction from ViewsFromTheMiddle in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    I can't frigging believe this...

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    Pastinaak reacted to DarkFruitsRam7 in Random stuff that cheers me up thread   
    Bought it a few months ago!
    Will be sharing a Dark Fruits on an away day in no time at all. @angieram will have some company as it’s a girl.
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    Pastinaak reacted to ramit in Birkir Bjarnason   
    Thanks for the heads up.
    Yes i do.  Villa didn't use him correctly, his best position being ML or AML.  Birkir is a soft spoken easy going guy off the pitch but an aggressive, competitive strong willed player on the field with a very good engine.  The Icelandic national team would be much poorer without him and even now having been without a team for some time he is always picked into the squad, which tells a story in itself.  He tracks back well, is a team player, likes to run up the line and then cut inside to take on his man, look for a pass or to shoot at goal, has a knack of being in the right place at the right time and score important goals. 
    Needless to say i would be over the moon if Derby sign him and then play him to his strengths.
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    Pastinaak reacted to reverendo de duivel in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    He's going to have to go down the cottaging route, ain't he?
    Poor Parsnip!
    Is often heard around the public conveniences of Chesterfield, so I'm told.
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    Pastinaak reacted to reverendo de duivel in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    Possibly.
    But just imagine being the employee recieving his appeal, day after day of reading the same old excuses for violation when that pops into the inbox!
    It's going to cheer some poor bugger right up, enough I'd suggest to mark the case as pending while the follow through evidence was obtained!
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    Pastinaak reacted to GboroRam in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    Morally yes, but these guys have no morals. They will ask if you left the retail park, will point to the conditions of use of the parking, and will argue that you should have soiled yourself. 
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    Pastinaak reacted to Boycie in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    I’m fine.
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    Pastinaak reacted to i-Ram in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    I suspect they may also have evidence to prove that @Pastinaak has shat his pants on multiple occasions in the past, and therefore that it was no emergency and more an everyday occurrence. He may need to change his name to @Pantsicacks
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Gap tooth ram in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    So Chesterfield have started using CCTV to follow people who park their cars at the retail park to make sure you're not just parking there for free and walking into town - which is what I always do. Got a £100 parking charge this morning so here I am wasting my Thursday evening writing my appeal! No way am I paying this one...

    I will update once my appeal has been upheld.
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Mucker1884 in Parsnip’s Shopping Experiences   
    Yep my Mrs' extensive reading up on the situation concurs with @Mucker1884. Recent changes means these 'invoices' are enforceable through the courts. Just like if someone didn't pay me for a service - if I can prove they've had the service then I can use the courts.
    But I shat mesen so they haven't got a leg to stand on this time.
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