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Pastinaak

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    Pastinaak got a reaction from BodminRam in Lyndon Dykes   
    Rooney doesn't need midfielders.
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    Pastinaak reacted to DarkFruitsRam7 in Premier League quality Rams?   
    I'll go one further. Neither of them are Premier League quality. 
    That doesn't mean they can't be useful in the Championship though.
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    Pastinaak reacted to reverendo de duivel in Matt Clarke Injury   
    We should have kept Keogh on, and used him for spares.
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Kinder in Parking Charge Notice   
    Finally! A topic on which I can add value! As @Mucker1884 has said I've had recent experience and in all seriousness it really frigging annoyed me!
    Echoing what @Red_Dawn said, if it was a tenner it'd be annoying but palatable. But when they issue charges of £60-£100 then they should expect people to fight them.
    For info - I appealed and got an automatic rejection. So I googled the owners and the management agents and I was ready to bombard every employee with my excuse of having shat myself until one of them made me go away by cancelling the charge. Thankfully the first person I emailed realised what I was doing and nipped it in the bud. £100 charge cancelled.
    I'd suggest if you're female go with breastfeeding, if you're male, go with excrement. 
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Squid in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    The silly mind games of Mrs Pastinaak.
    She and the kids have been out all day leaving me and the dog to our own devices. 
    First thing she does when she gets in? Looks me up and down then hands me the car keys. "I forgot to go to the co op on the way home, can you nip?".
    So I quite reasonably inform her that me and the dog stopped by the Jug & Glass on our walk at lunch and I had a half of lager so sadly I can't drive. She comes back with "Well that was 5 hours ago so that half will be well out your system by now, so can you nip?".
    Of course I can't nip. I had 5 pints at the Jug and I've been necking Cobras all afternoon watching Spurs snap Toffee legs. She knows it and I know it.
    This charade is becoming an all too regular occurrence. 
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    Pastinaak reacted to reverendo de duivel in Rooney at Derby   
    Man of the match in a winning European final, while also picking up two other trophy's?
    That'll do pig, that'll do.
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    Pastinaak reacted to Inverurie Ram in Rooney at Derby   
    Anyway, when are we all getting Rooney hair transplants?, so we are all ready, for the Wayne Rooney debut for Derby County.
    I think Mel should get one, and then treat all the baldies at Derby for one. Nice little RamsTV Derby in the Community video of thousands of Rams fans putting there trust in some company fixing us all up with a wonderful hair transplant.
    @David and @uttoxram75 first and second after Mel and then the rest of us baldies just pile in afterwards, none of this fancy having to make an appointment like giving blood these days. Just turn up at the Wayne Rooney Hair Transplanter School of Hardknox and bingo!
    Ohhhhh he looks good in black..................it helps the hair to shine on!
     

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    Pastinaak reacted to David in Rooney at Derby   
    I can already see this happening with @Pastinaak when asked to pick up a Rooney shirt this Christmas 
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    Pastinaak reacted to Steve Bloomer's Washing in SBW Meets: Craig Bryson   
    We've got another Rams interview to get everyone through the international break. Craig Bryson joined us to reflect on his 276 games in a Rams shirt. He told us:
    - Which Rams boss he enjoyed playing for most.
    - His best Rams memories and favourite goal he scored (it wasnt against Forest).
    - The Derby manager he 'didn't see eye-to-eye with'
    - His thoughts on retirement... and how he qualified as a personal trainer 'when he was bored in Cardiff'.
    Hope you enjoy it.
    https://soundcloud.com/user-147200653/sbw-meets-craig-bryson
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    Pastinaak reacted to Mucker1884 in New parents   
    They won't be able to do that until after the birth, when they can check the DNA yoof!  😃🐏
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    Pastinaak reacted to Ramslad1992 in New parents   
    Hey guys, after not going to sleep until half 3 this morning due to all sorts of things running through my brain we went for the scan this morning at 8, after a little bit of a wait we were seen to be told that the baby was absolutely fine, had a heartbeat, 2 legs, 2 arms, was exactly where he/she should be and they didn’t know what caused the bleeding but there was nothing to suggest it was to do with the baby. 
    Move been absolutely petrified of the worst over the last couple of days but being told that was genuinely the best thing to ever happen to me. Over the moon 😊 not much to look at just yet as it’s only been cooking for 9 weeks 2 days but here they are! 😁

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    Pastinaak got a reaction from ThePrisoner in It's only bloody CHRISTMAS ADVERT TIME AGAIN!!! 🎅   
    The trouble is the shop bought mince pies are just getting too good. Co-op do the puff pastry ones which are amazing, Costa coffee do a really nice mince pie and don't get me started on that Sainsbury's all butter range. 
    It should be regulated.
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    Pastinaak reacted to Coolascustard in It's only bloody CHRISTMAS ADVERT TIME AGAIN!!! 🎅   
    2 boxes of mince pies done.   Mince pies are for life, not just for Christmas!!
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    Pastinaak reacted to B4ev6is in Suggested Rams transfer targets.   
    Hey guys I wandering were january transfear thread gone to anyways I know it is unlikely to happen to happen due to wage demands but he is in and out man city side of late stone player that played for england last night but if he is willing drop down a level he could get time with us and maybe sort defance situation at cb for short tearm at least till end of the season.
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    Pastinaak reacted to ThePrisoner in It's only bloody CHRISTMAS ADVERT TIME AGAIN!!! 🎅   
    If you're not in the festive spirit like @Pastinaak is, may I suggest Chris Kamara's christmas album?
     
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in It's only bloody CHRISTMAS ADVERT TIME AGAIN!!! 🎅   
    Well it's not up to you is it? Grinch.
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Squid in It's only bloody CHRISTMAS ADVERT TIME AGAIN!!! 🎅   
    Well it's not up to you is it? Grinch.
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from SchtivePesley in It's only bloody CHRISTMAS ADVERT TIME AGAIN!!! 🎅   
    Well it's not up to you is it? Grinch.
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in It's only bloody CHRISTMAS ADVERT TIME AGAIN!!! 🎅   
    I love em I do!... here's Sainsbury's. 
     
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from jono in Sibley the best!   
    Snowflake.
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from reverendo de duivel in It's only bloody CHRISTMAS ADVERT TIME AGAIN!!! 🎅   
    I was just trying to add a bit of quality seasonal content to YOUR forum! But if that's your attitude I'll take my traffic generating content elsewhere thank you very much.
    John Lewis (bit crap):
     
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Mucker1884 in It's only bloody CHRISTMAS ADVERT TIME AGAIN!!! 🎅   
    I was just trying to add a bit of quality seasonal content to YOUR forum! But if that's your attitude I'll take my traffic generating content elsewhere thank you very much.
    John Lewis (bit crap):
     
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from TigerTedd in It's only bloody CHRISTMAS ADVERT TIME AGAIN!!! 🎅   
    I was just trying to add a bit of quality seasonal content to YOUR forum! But if that's your attitude I'll take my traffic generating content elsewhere thank you very much.
    John Lewis (bit crap):
     
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    Pastinaak got a reaction from Rampage in Luke McCowen   
    I wonder if Cocu's got his settings wrong? When he took the job he should've ticked a couple more nations then he'd have more choice in players. I think he might have it like this:

    Obviously if he ticks more it takes longer to load but if he's got a decent phone that shouldn't really matter.
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