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Beetroot

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    Beetroot reacted to Ramslad1992 in v Salford City - Pre Season Friendly   
    Even we will get 4 wins this season! I’m looking forward to my £1… my treat myself to some sweets 
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    Beetroot reacted to Ramslad1992 in v Salford City - Pre Season Friendly   
    Will you take a cash out? 🤔🤣
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    Beetroot reacted to Malty in v Salford City - Pre Season Friendly   
    Fwiw, it’s on YouTube …
     
     
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    Beetroot got a reaction from Hector was the best in v Salford City - Pre Season Friendly   
    Buyer beware.
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    Beetroot got a reaction from jimtastic56 in Odds on relegation   
    I'll have a quid with you. But void if we swap manager at any point in the season. Wayne Rooney is the only man I trust to mastermind this.
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    Beetroot got a reaction from Ramslad1992 in v Salford City - Pre Season Friendly   
    Buyer beware.
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    Beetroot got a reaction from ThePrisoner in v Salford City - Pre Season Friendly   
    Buyer beware.
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    Beetroot got a reaction from Topram in v Salford City - Pre Season Friendly   
    Buyer beware.
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    Beetroot got a reaction from Tyler Durden in Odds on relegation   
    Let's see who has the last laugh next summer when we're in league one and I've got @Ramslad1992's £50 and you're banging on about how Rooney needs another season to advance his project 🙄
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    Beetroot got a reaction from angieram in v Salford City - Pre Season Friendly   
    Buyer beware.
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    Beetroot got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in v Salford City - Pre Season Friendly   
    Buyer beware.
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    Beetroot reacted to B4ev6is in Lee Buchanan   
    If they want him 20m is the asking price or get lost forest.
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    Beetroot reacted to JfR in Tamworth   
    Derby having a youth development centre at a club who are nicknamed the Lambs is perfect
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    Beetroot reacted to Wolfie in The Mars Experience   
    Is self love allowed?
    Celebrities: 
    Stephen Fry for humour and mental stimulation and James Corden for when the food inevitably runs out. 
     
    Posters: 
    A couple I can think of. One cos I like them and the other cos James Corden ain’t going to last forever
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    Beetroot got a reaction from Rammy03 in Who will be our first signing?   
    It'll be Teden Mengi. Put us all in a good mood before they unload the horse sh¡t.
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    Beetroot got a reaction from Tamworthram in Derby County versus Real Betis, 28 July, Pre-Season Friendly   
    Headlights? @DarkFruitsRam7? The glow in the dark wheels on his scooter can hardly be called headlights.
    Anyway leave him alone. Hugging random strangers in stadiums is the closest that lads ever got to full sex.
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    Beetroot got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in Derby County versus Real Betis, 28 July, Pre-Season Friendly   
    Headlights? @DarkFruitsRam7? The glow in the dark wheels on his scooter can hardly be called headlights.
    Anyway leave him alone. Hugging random strangers in stadiums is the closest that lads ever got to full sex.
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    Beetroot got a reaction from David in Derby County versus Real Betis, 28 July, Pre-Season Friendly   
    Headlights? @DarkFruitsRam7? The glow in the dark wheels on his scooter can hardly be called headlights.
    Anyway leave him alone. Hugging random strangers in stadiums is the closest that lads ever got to full sex.
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    Beetroot got a reaction from jimtastic56 in Who will be our first signing?   
    It'll be Teden Mengi. Put us all in a good mood before they unload the horse sh¡t.
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    Beetroot reacted to David in The Championship 21/22   
    Neil Warnock walks around with a bum back full of pictures of himself to give to fans. That’s enough football talk for me tonight.
     
     
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    Beetroot reacted to Rev in Forum Member Manager Suggestions   
    C.E.O.
    The fella with a trainer business, amongst others, drove a Golf R at 17. Launched RamsFansTv too.
    A local entrepreneur successful in building multiple businesses, what could go wrong?
     
    Finance director. 
    @G STAR RAM  sounds more convincing than Wet Steve.
     
    1st team manager
    Only one choice, @american ram. Unite the fan base, and invite us all to a hot tub party after each win.
     
    Assistant managers
    @Boycie well used to being a number two, his previous experience as a plumber could be handy when concourse toilets are blocked.
     @uttoxram75 supplies the biscuits and chases away fans back to the station to help crowd control.
    Fan liaison officer.
    @Beetroot, there's nothing this man hasn't heard before when it comes to complaints. Mostly because he's used most of them himself.
    Match day DJ
    @Inverurie Ram
    Get those indie tunes spinning.
    Academy director.
    @Ghost of Clough, knows more about the kids than anyone bar Wassall. 
    @Stuniverse as assistant.
     
    Head of I.T.
    External appointment. 
    I simply can't think of anyone on here who has displayed the required skills.
     
    Bus Driver.
    @bimmerman, takes a bend like Max Verstappen so I've read.
     
    PA Sound Engineer.
    @Pearl Ram.Bags of experience, and would be ready to turn down @Inverurie Ram's more out there choices.
     
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    Beetroot reacted to i-Ram in Forum Member Manager Suggestions   
    Who would want to leave the south coast for a small provincial town in the Midlands. I  am happy to wait for Brighton or Southampton to come calling. Both have decent owners too 😂
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    Beetroot reacted to David in Forum Member Manager Suggestions   
    Walks into the dressing room once every 6 months, gives his team talk which leaves the players scratching their heads before announcing his departure 😂
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    Beetroot reacted to Jourdan in Forum Member Manager Suggestions   
    ‘And it’s Derby County, Derby County FC, we are by far the most eloquent team the world has ever seen’
    ‘Get your dictionaries out for the lads’
    ‘Sibley’s on Countdown. Your defence is terrified.’
    40,000 Rams fans back at Wembley, loud and proud.
    What’s not to like?
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    Beetroot reacted to Tyler Durden in What On Earth Is Going On At Derby?   
    32:20 - my God the guy on the right is making me feel more depressed than normal which is some feat 😬
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