Beetroot

Even we will get 4 wins this season! I’m looking forward to my £1… my treat myself to some sweets 

Will you take a cash out? 🤔🤣

Fwiw, it’s on YouTube …
 
 

Buyer beware.

I'll have a quid with you. But void if we swap manager at any point in the season. Wayne Rooney is the only man I trust to mastermind this.

Buyer beware.

Buyer beware.

Buyer beware.

Let's see who has the last laugh next summer when we're in league one and I've got @Ramslad1992's £50 and you're banging on about how Rooney needs another season to advance his project 🙄

Buyer beware.

Buyer beware.

If they want him 20m is the asking price or get lost forest.

Derby having a youth development centre at a club who are nicknamed the Lambs is perfect

Is self love allowed?
Celebrities: 
Stephen Fry for humour and mental stimulation and James Corden for when the food inevitably runs out. 
 
Posters: 
A couple I can think of. One cos I like them and the other cos James Corden ain’t going to last forever

It'll be Teden Mengi. Put us all in a good mood before they unload the horse sh¡t.

Headlights? @DarkFruitsRam7? The glow in the dark wheels on his scooter can hardly be called headlights.
Anyway leave him alone. Hugging random strangers in stadiums is the closest that lads ever got to full sex.

Headlights? @DarkFruitsRam7? The glow in the dark wheels on his scooter can hardly be called headlights.
Anyway leave him alone. Hugging random strangers in stadiums is the closest that lads ever got to full sex.

Headlights? @DarkFruitsRam7? The glow in the dark wheels on his scooter can hardly be called headlights.
Anyway leave him alone. Hugging random strangers in stadiums is the closest that lads ever got to full sex.

It'll be Teden Mengi. Put us all in a good mood before they unload the horse sh¡t.

Neil Warnock walks around with a bum back full of pictures of himself to give to fans. That’s enough football talk for me tonight.
 
 

C.E.O.
The fella with a trainer business, amongst others, drove a Golf R at 17. Launched RamsFansTv too.
A local entrepreneur successful in building multiple businesses, what could go wrong?
 
Finance director. 
@G STAR RAM  sounds more convincing than Wet Steve.
 
1st team manager
Only one choice, @american ram. Unite the fan base, and invite us all to a hot tub party after each win.
 
Assistant managers
@Boycie well used to being a number two, his previous experience as a plumber could be handy when concourse toilets are blocked.
 @uttoxram75 supplies the biscuits and chases away fans back to the station to help crowd control.
Fan liaison officer.
@Beetroot, there's nothing this man hasn't heard before when it comes to complaints. Mostly because he's used most of them himself.
Match day DJ
@Inverurie Ram
Get those indie tunes spinning.
Academy director.
@Ghost of Clough, knows more about the kids than anyone bar Wassall. 
@Stuniverse as assistant.
 
Head of I.T.
External appointment. 
I simply can't think of anyone on here who has displayed the required skills.
 
Bus Driver.
@bimmerman, takes a bend like Max Verstappen so I've read.
 
PA Sound Engineer.
@Pearl Ram.Bags of experience, and would be ready to turn down @Inverurie Ram's more out there choices.
 

Who would want to leave the south coast for a small provincial town in the Midlands. I  am happy to wait for Brighton or Southampton to come calling. Both have decent owners too 😂

Walks into the dressing room once every 6 months, gives his team talk which leaves the players scratching their heads before announcing his departure 😂

‘And it’s Derby County, Derby County FC, we are by far the most eloquent team the world has ever seen’
‘Get your dictionaries out for the lads’
‘Sibley’s on Countdown. Your defence is terrified.’
40,000 Rams fans back at Wembley, loud and proud.
What’s not to like?

32:20 - my God the guy on the right is making me feel more depressed than normal which is some feat 😬