dcfcfan1

Awww isnt she cute!?
 
Im going to adopt  a cute baby when I get to 30 haha

Treated the niece

Agreed and hope so!

Will be lost on some people though who will see it as a story of a guy who goes from nothing to something rather than descends into anarchy. 
You know they'll be a sequel too. It's been too successful to leave alone 

But at the same time, our society does have a responsibility to raise kids better, and not to beat down men (especially as they get violent when they have no purpose) who are struggling. A man who has nothing to lose is the most dangerous kind of man
 
I think the film carried a great message to be honest. 

Yeah, thats the issue. No matter how poo life gets, or how bad you feel, self pity is the worst thing for your overall happiness. Having said that when the joker shot the host I wasnt like "What a terrible person", I was more like "Take that you popular celebrity shithead". Dangerous right? But its only a film. But some people have it so hard in life, they think like that all the time. Now that really dangerous. 
 
The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth

Yeah I liked that. It was great to see BatMan through Joker's eyes instead of the other way around. 
I can see how the film is dodgy for some people though. You get on board with how unfair and lonely he sees the world. There's a justice in what he does. And along with Heath Ledger I think he's become relatable to modern society. 
BatMan is the rich do gooder and he probably needs a shake up now. After the last two Jokers it's hard to want him to win. 
That scene at the Wayne Manor gates did him no favours, did it? Privileged little poo!
I say last two Jokers but I forgot Jared Leto. Should have been a good actor for the role but they somehow made a mess of that film. 

Is it me or did the batman come across as the worse guy than the joker?

Best advice is don't take advice. 
You kind of make it up as you go along and that's fine because babies are different. You follow the script and your baby won't. 
The only consistent thing that worked for me on both was after a week or so we started doing a feed as late as poss (like 2am) and then tried to make the baby go as long as possible without food. So at first it was like 2am - 5am. Then 5.30 and 5.45 and 6.00 etc until you could get like 6 hours sleep through the night quite early
They say don't do this. It's easy to say when you're wide awake. It's even easy to say when you've had 6 hours sleep in 2 days. Try 15 hours sleep in a week. All broken sleep with an hour here and two there. You can't function well on so little sleep so as soon as you can get settled then do it. 
But all techniques and stuff... figure it out yourself. 
Congratulations and all the best!!

Congratulations to all new and expectant parents on here.
As others have said, there is no advice that really is set in stone in my opinion since every child is different and what works for one will have no effect on another. Bear that in mind when your own parents inevitably say "Well I always used to do...[insert action here] with you when you were a baby..."
I have son number two on the way in Feb/March and it's the best thing ever.

Gather the support of your and her family , and you should be fine
 
Dont be afraid to call for help when it gets overwhelming
 
But babies do make us see the wonders of the world
 
 
 
 
Contraception :)

I never stick to 20 limits tbh

I don't buy this kind of talk though. 
Maybe because when I was 24 or 25 I could walk on my own two feet and I didn't need or want excuses for my mistakes. Maybe that the reason I accept mistakes from people but not excuses. 
If poor little Tom and precious little Mason look to Keogh as some sort of guidance then they need to grow the duck up
I'm the same age as Keogh. I'm responsible for me and my daughters. I make mistakes and so do they. I accept consequences and I learn from them. Would i feck take a work colleague out and accept responsibility for him because he's 25. You can stick a piece of elastic on my arm every Saturday and still get the same answer
In this world everyone knows a dhead but nobody admits to being one. 
I'm capable of fecking up. So are you. Maybe people need to learn to say that more instead of looking to point the finger. 
Mason Bennett is a Dad isn't he? Do he need Keogh to come around and wipe his arse while he wipes his own child

Tom and mason our drunk drivers

GET IN THERE
 
25K Wage saved
 
Ruthless
 
Love it

GET IN THERE
 
25K Wage saved
 
Ruthless
 
Love it

GET IN THERE
 
25K Wage saved
 
Ruthless
 
Love it

If he had any decency about him he would have taken any pay cut offered if he really cared about the club. How he thinks he deserves to stay on the same wage whilst not being able to play due to his own fault is ridiculous

20 zones suck balls . 30 I can deal with...20 is way too slow lol
 
 
Grrrr damn you lol

Didn't want to depress him too much. My eldest left at 18, came home a weeks later and stayed still she got married!

When your child does something new which you are proud of, you don't need to stick it on Instagram/ Twitter/ Facebook.
Several reasons really...
1) People other than you don't care. (Harsh but true)
2) Enjoy the moment without sticking a camera in their face.
3) Other people who follow you may have kids who haven't reached that stage. And it will worry the poo out of them.

Congrats
 
Every good parent says that ! Most bad parents lament the fact that they have more responsibility thrust upon them
 
Good luck, 

Not to steal RamsLad's thunder but I too am expecting (well my partner is) end of next month.
Yet again DCFCfans turned up and delivers even when I'm not expecting it!

First off...congratulations!
You seriously dont need advice on how to be a parent, it will just come naturally! Sure you will pick up tips along the way but everyone does parenting in a way that suits their circumstances, all kids are not the same and consequently all parenting is not the same.
You will find that you parenting evolves to suit your own personal situation.
There is only one piece I would ever give in relation to parenting and that is, enjoy every second of it because time flies, kids grow up so fast and you never know what is round the corner!
Enjoy!

my closest friends didn't give their kids dummies, and instead encouraged them to be chatty and talkative, now, my god-daughter is 19 and godson is 14 and they are absolutely awesome, I mean truly awesome. They can be cheeky, and charming in equal measure, but they are prepared for the most important thing in the world, interaction. They were well behaved kids and learned that speaking/communicating instead of screaming tantrums was the best way to get what they wanted, and as such were brilliant to look after, and very amusing when they were trying to get something they wanted.
Obviously, some parents will want more peace and quiet, but as has been said, it's a quick life watching them grow, so get as much interaction and bonding as you can when they're learning.
If I have kids, I will try to raise them as my godkids have been raised.