Went to a chilli festival at Walton Gardens where some guy was selling a hot sauce called "Blow your rooster off" and it said it was 10 million on the Scoville scale. I had a gnat's testicles sized blob of the sauce on a lollipop stick and it was like swallowing napalm fire. I instantly started to sweat, my eyes began to water, my throat started to constrict, my tongue... I couldn't even feel my tongue. Needless to say, I was fully sure I was about to die and I was totally unprepared to venture this high up the Scoville scale and hadn't brought any drinks. The only thing I could do to even cool my mouth down was to buy the only liquid I could find at the festival which was a chilli ginger beer. Not a pleasant experience.