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One word:  Gibson

One word:  Gibson

One word:  Gibson

One word:  Gibson

One word:  Gibson

Steady on Alf. There are dyslexics reading this ?

One word:  Gibson

I still find it staggering people take the time to ask him questions.  They'd be better off coming on here where they'd get far more informed answers. Or cryptic one liners, telling them nothing, which most people seem to be happy with. 

........ and lots of puns 

I still find it staggering people take the time to ask him questions.  They'd be better off coming on here where they'd get far more informed answers. Or cryptic one liners, telling them nothing, which most people seem to be happy with. 

I still find it staggering people take the time to ask him questions.  They'd be better off coming on here where they'd get far more informed answers. Or cryptic one liners, telling them nothing, which most people seem to be happy with. 

I still find it staggering people take the time to ask him questions.  They'd be better off coming on here where they'd get far more informed answers. Or cryptic one liners, telling them nothing, which most people seem to be happy with. 

Ashley: So what's the latest on my bid then. Those Bamfords at Quantuma still haven't called me...
Accountant: Yours is still the lowest offer Mike
Ashley: Yeah but I've got £50 mill in the bank
Accountant: So do other parties though Mike and the bid stands at £54 million
Ashley: Do they not know who I am?
Accountant: I'm pretty certain they do Mike. Maybe that's the issue...
Ashley: I'm Mike f****** Ashley and I vom where I want...
Accountant: Indeed you do Mike. What are my instructions then?
Ashley: To buy me Derby f****** County you thick t*** and sharpish...
Accountant: As I said Mike, you'll need to increase your offer...
Ashley: Yeah, yeah, I heard you. I'm fat, not stupid! Tell them they can have £51 million and I won't charge myself rent for 10 years. And tell them I'll let them call the stadium the Super Duper Mike Ashley Sports Direct Stadium of Awesome Dreams. Nice ring to it, that! Oh, and no charge for the stadium re-brand but only if they sign today. (Wanders off chanting) One Mike Ashley, there's only one Mike Ashley, one Mike Aaaaaaassshleeyy....

If you sell insight, you have to have some.  He doesn't, but that is his game - so vague tea leaf reading and heads I win; tails you lose cryptics are a stock in trade.
This forum is probably more in the know on the grounds of genuine interest, rather than the latest passing ship.  He'll be a Stockport County insider next week. 

Here's a dog who should have gone to SpecSavers....

Said before, it's quite a skill - gives him a multitude of get outs and I told you so's. I do hate the way people suck up to him with "Hey Al..." as if he's their best mate.  One wrong word and he blocks you. Fingers, toes and pubes all crossed that we will be moving on from all this soon and we no longer need to look for Nixon or Percy's cryptic comments, refresh Twitter every 30 seconds, or indeed have to listen to SJ's views on TalkSport.  I can't wait to just talk about the football; how long since we've done that?!

Technically, it's an initialism. Acronyms are where you pronounce it as a word (like FTSE, NASA), rather than sounding out the individual letters. [/pedantry]

Said before, it's quite a skill - gives him a multitude of get outs and I told you so's. I do hate the way people suck up to him with "Hey Al..." as if he's their best mate.  One wrong word and he blocks you. Fingers, toes and pubes all crossed that we will be moving on from all this soon and we no longer need to look for Nixon or Percy's cryptic comments, refresh Twitter every 30 seconds, or indeed have to listen to SJ's views on TalkSport.  I can't wait to just talk about the football; how long since we've done that?!

Doubt we'll get anything from him.  I do believe he wanted to buy us, but it all fell apart for whatever reason.  You can blame him (rightly), but also Q for not providing a deadline and letting matters drift thus denying others the chance.  End of the day it was a business deal that fell through, they happen all the time. I suspect he did have the money, but it either wasn't immediately available, or more likely, the UK regulators weren't happy with its source.  For a business-man, it's c'est la vie. I tried, it didn't work, move on to the next venture.  For us it's so much more than that, and I'm sure most of us would love to know the full story.  But let's face it, after the vitriol he received on Twitter, if he posted a letter explaining things, he'd still get panned by the Twitter trolls, regardless. A lose/lose for him so why bother. 
And in saying that, we'll probably get an announcement end of the week saying everything's cleared and CK is the new owner of DCFC.  Nothing would surprise me these days. 

Here's a friendly ciabatta......

Here's a friendly ciabatta......

Could be about to reach a climax then……

It's great he's offering, but will it be accepted?  ?

Doubt we'll get anything from him.  I do believe he wanted to buy us, but it all fell apart for whatever reason.  You can blame him (rightly), but also Q for not providing a deadline and letting matters drift thus denying others the chance.  End of the day it was a business deal that fell through, they happen all the time. I suspect he did have the money, but it either wasn't immediately available, or more likely, the UK regulators weren't happy with its source.  For a business-man, it's c'est la vie. I tried, it didn't work, move on to the next venture.  For us it's so much more than that, and I'm sure most of us would love to know the full story.  But let's face it, after the vitriol he received on Twitter, if he posted a letter explaining things, he'd still get panned by the Twitter trolls, regardless. A lose/lose for him so why bother. 
And in saying that, we'll probably get an announcement end of the week saying everything's cleared and CK is the new owner of DCFC.  Nothing would surprise me these days. 

This mornings downtime was due to an issue with Cloudflare that knocked a lot of sites offline including Discord and some popular games.
Absolutely nothing I could do and absolutely nothing to do with @Boycie the fake tech as to why it's now fixed.