EtoileSportiveDeDerby

I am sober…please win.
 

I am sober…please win.
 

I am sober…please win.
 

Wildsmith 
Wilson Nelson cash Sibley 
                    Ebou 
         Smith Thompson 
       NML* Collins** CBT 
* replace with Barkhuizen as soon as we can get Barkhuizen on (assuming around 65 minutes into the match)
** Let him run himself into the ground and then replace with Waggy or Wash. hopefully get 60 minutes out of him. 
 
Tell CBT that you are putting all your faith in him and. that he is starting every game until the end of the season and that he’s the main man for making things happen.
Put your faith in him because he’s the only wide player not injured.

Sonny Bradley is available. 

Feeling grumpy and contemplating we fluff the play offs after fluffing autos and spending all summer fuming as we build around sonny bradley.

Tomorrow wins for
Portsmouth, they play Bolton
Oxford, they play Peterborough 
Reading, they play Barnsley 
and, of course
Derby, they…….you already know this 😂
and things may look a lot brighter 😂🐏🐏🐏🐏

Sky TV is f****** s***.
It’s ruined the game as we know it. The benefit goes to parasitic agents, for reasons I have never understood (why don’t the players pay them - why the clubs?) and players exorbitant wages whilst those of us who actually go to the matches are merely ignored and inconvenienced at the whim of a TV schedule. 
Football is nothing without the fans they all said during Covid. What a load of s*** that was. Sky TV can f*** right off as far as I am concerned. 

Oh no, does this mean I'll not be able to watch live games now?
Very Probably Not.

Sky, the destroyers of REAL football.

FFS
I hate Sky.

Twin Peaks
Benny Hill Show
The Addams Family
Mighty Mouse
M*A*S*H
 
 

aka cheating.....

This leaving your leg in the way to make it look like a trip is everything that is wrong with football.

Apologies if this has been posted already - this is on Derby RSPCA website and in their latest newsletter (out today to supporters).  Nice tribute to B4.
https://www.rspcaderby.org.uk/news-events/memory-daniel-beavis

I called the ex once and told her I was on the train, and some random bloke at the bar shouted a loud "choo choo". That took me some time to get back from. 

Absolutely! My dad said recently that according to Dan we would already be in the championship 😂 I’m loving it on his behalf. We’ve got to keep the positive thoughts going 

Time for some changes

Rooney is gone now, safe to let her out

It couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of fans

Let’s keep it positive……
London2StantonRam3

Stanton in Peak, beautiful place, actually moved in 2019 but for some reason only just got around to the name change on here.
Am surprised that my attempt at humour, satirising the modern trend for people to make earth shattering announcements on social media about totally mundane and unimportant things, has attracted so much interest.  
In other news, and in keeping with the modern trend for everything to be preceded by a commercial, this message was brought to you by Lavazza espresso and the Roderigo Guitar Concerto (Concerto de Aranjuez).

This is bigger news, to be fair.

Did you swap your London maisonette for Chatsworth? 😉

Was this the big RD announcement?