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I think they need to give Lamouchi more time.
He's not been able to bring in players, they have a threadbare squad......

A woman goes to the funeral home to visit her late husband whose funeral is the next day.
Upon seeing the body, she says to the funeral director, “Oh, no, you've dressed him in a blue suit! He hated blue and I've given all his other suits to charity!”
The funeral director says, “I'm not sure what we can do at this late hour, but I'll see what I can do.”
The next day, the widow returns and asks if they had managed to sort things out and the undertaker says, “Well, as luck would have it a lady came in last night and said her husband was dressed in a grey suit and that he hated grey”.
“Oh good!”, says the lady.
”Yes”, replied the funeral director, “all we had to do was swap the heads”.

This Chelsea game is cheering me up no end. 

Was over a million players online last night. Ignore Dave, he’s the worst player I’ve ever seen. 

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN:"I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£60,000." 
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £580,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £500,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Knowing Kepa is the most valuable goalkeeper of all time makes me feel like we were all a bit too harsh on Ben Hamer

Season 2 looks awesome ?
 
 
 
Talk on t'internet is that may be a glimpse of Ahsoka at 50s.

Season 2 looks awesome ?
 
 
 
Talk on t'internet is that may be a glimpse of Ahsoka at 50s.

Football Manager 2020 is free on Epic Store this week!  So is Watch Dogs 2 but I figure FM20 is more in keeping with the forum ?
 

I also got myself the £450 one on amazon at about 9:15 this morning ??

Full version sold out in about 20 mins. Then about 10 mins after that the Digital Version went live which sold out in minutes.
Luckily managed to hold off on the full version to try bag a digital version and managed it! Buzzing. 

Been playing Among Us on my phone. At first I thought I was a bit 'meh' but after understanding how to blend in I've sunk about 10 hours in 3 days

Disabled Bitdefender and it works again ?
Added dcfcfans.uk to the exclusions list but when I turn it back on the website is still blocked - googled the problem and it seems that Bitdefender had a problem similar to this a couple of years ago when a new update borked things but it was fixed pretty quickly and there are have been no problems reported recently.

We’ve had around 700 people on average online which is normal, not entirely sure what is preventing individuals from getting online.
I have sent a support ticket in to our technical team and awaiting a response