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The law is the law , but a little peed off as it was a car for my son who had just passed his test,was going to have it road worthy within the week, couldn't let my son take the Rapp as he had only just passed his test so took the hit. Didn't help that I suggested the lady constable would be better serving the public catching criminals and she should consider a career more suited to her  social skills and aptitude. May have mentioned a career with sky customer services at the time?,anyhow obviously no sense of humour and got the book threw at me. Ironically i owned a fleet of 7 other vehicles at the time All perfectly legit road worthy and legal and dispite explaining the circumstance for shafted.

No ,exceptional circumstances 6 points were due to expire 3 days after I gained  an additional 3 points. Magistrate took a lenient view  and received a substantial fine.
Most of my points were From one incident. Purchased a car with no mot, a dodgy tyre and no tax ,only had it 2 days and dispite not being used got done for it being parked outside house on a public highway.

Typical give someone an inch and he'll take a yard 

One of the many who were not over enammered by his joining, however,his work rate commitment and effort was clearly evident let's hope it's infectious amongst the squad.Collins a Ram?

One of the many who were not over enammered by his joining, however,his work rate commitment and effort was clearly evident let's hope it's infectious amongst the squad.Collins a Ram?

Our best player today and by a long stretch. Folk have asked why he's not played much thus far but I suspect he's only just getting to a place where he's fit enough to start. Got loads of stick from some quarters but I think he's shown something each time he's been on the pitch. Clearly Cocu knew.

The fact he was our best player tells you have utterly terrible our squad is

Applications are now open, membership is free, you just have to love having a striker that doesn’t end up on his arse every 5 minutes and can piggyback defenders with ease.
Who’s in?

Just voted Most Valuable Player by Sporting KC fans. I think that's their "Player of the Year".
 

Christ give this a bloody rest I mean jesus mac fing 3 , while were at it let's have clough mk 2 with money , phil brown mk2 , Clement mk2 . Get over it !!!!!!!!  And let him keep his damn brollies parked at newcastle and some of you remember that . Let's have Billy it should have been Preston mk2 . 
Good god move on to a new bloody chapter , some of you are like goldfish swimming round and around .............keep on swimming keep on swimming . 

As each day passes I think worsening things about Chris Martin. I am currently at ‘wishing him a career ending injury’ level. Can we please, please have some threads which do not include the need to mention bloody Chris Martin.

Not a lot 
we don’t have a physical presence that can make it stick
rooney isn’t fit enough for 45 minutes leading effectively by himself never mind 90 
and we have no quarter back who can ping it aka the Thorne roll, u could argue perhaps bielik but .. he ain’t no Thorne 
so that’s plan A out of the window 
I don’t remember him having a plan B 
 

This guy's a great shot stopping goalie.
It's when we ask him to do things that are not natural to him  like playing it back and forth with jittery defenders at back that he looks uncomfortable.
Could prove to be Cocu's  best signing.

Having checked the Championship league table Serdar Dursun reflects on just missing out on a move to Derby County......

Does that count towards the 15 assists /goals that he is supposed to get now that he’s left us??.
 

Did a great job at Newcastle  where he belongs

Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish cities and towns?
Stirling Moss
Lewis Hamilton 
Eddie Irvine
Ayr Town Centre....

A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for £250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day.
The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Tommy replied, “Well, then just give me my money back. That’s fine.”
The farmer said, “Sorry, I can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Tommy then said, “Okay, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer was surprised and asked Tommy, “Why? What ya gonna do with him?”
Tommy replied, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer laughed and said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse! Who’d buy a ticket?”
Tommy answered, “Sure I can, just watch me. I just won’t tell anybody the horse is dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Tommy again and asked, “What happened with that dead horse in the end. Did you raffle him off?”
Tommy said, “I sure did. I sold 500 tickets at £5 a piece.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Tommy smiled and said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £5 back.”

Speed cameras on the A52 if any Forest fans want 3 points.

Best thing to do with Corona, is to flip off the cap and pour it down a drain.

The benefit of having a later than usual summer transfer window is that the gap until the next window is much shorter. The January window opens in only 12 weeks. If waiting such a short period saves the club £800k or more then it's probably a wise move in the current financial circumstances (providing we still want/need him in January)

Fed up of reading about Chris Martin in so many threads Turning into a complete farce. He has GONE.

This post should be pinned, not lost in the obscurity of a possible transfer thread.
It shows that Derby County fans can be rational, sensible, consider circumstances and look at the bigger picture. Nice one, @cheron85.

If he does sign and that is our business done for this season, maybe a loan or two on transfer deadline day, I hope many fans reflect on the business done since Cocu's arrival, the pond he fishes in. Remembering that Rooney and Bielik were already done deals before he arrived. Mike te Wierik, free, David Marshall, free, Jordon Ibe, free, Bobby Duncan, not much, Nathan Byrne, not much either, Kamil Jóźwiak £3m? Maybe £5m the lot of them with Dursun added. All of that lot adds up to a Waghorn, a Marriott, a Wisdom, a Davies, a Lawrence, and probably the medical bills for Forsyth.
In a week or so's time the side he puts out will be his team, the staff he wants out there, supplemented by the youngsters rather than making up half the side nearly every week.
 
 

Must be a f?rest fan ?