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AmericanRam

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    AmericanRam reacted to David in Pets   
    Don’t talk wet, cats are pets.
    In fact I would recommend a kitten over a puppy @AmericanRam as a first time pet owner, much more rewarding than a rodent in a cage that you’ll get a couple of years out of at best.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Stive Pesley in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I've made a ventriloquist dummy out of some old carpet.
    It's ruggish.
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    AmericanRam reacted to Alph in Boxing Thread   
    I'm guessing the fighters themselves are up for it. 
    Hearn starts putting in offers to Fury when he's negotiating with Wilder and calls him out for not wanting it
    Warren is soooo bitter and nasty about Hearn that there's no way he'd go to them and obviously tried to freeze them out
    Al Haymon and Finkel seem to genuinely only want the AJ fight if they control absolutely everything. They don't appear to have any faith in Wilder winning that fight.
    And now Tyson has joined Bob Arum who has fell out with Wilder's lot. He's also took Frank Warren with him who hates Hearn. Hearn also has his American tv venture to try and hold it's own against Showtime and ESPN. 
    Wilder v Fury II is the very best we can hope for. It's embarrassing.
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    AmericanRam reacted to froggg in What are you eating tonight   
    Back home to the simple fare, Piri Piri lamb chops and chicken, with a simple salad.

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Smyth_18 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    If I owned a DeLorean, I'd only drive it from time to time. 
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from froggg in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where he is.
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    AmericanRam reacted to Wolfie in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    When you accidentally book a doctors appointment online for an "anal review"
    Stupid spell check.....and inability to correctly spell "annual"
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from maydrakin in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Charles Dicken's "A Tale of Two Cities" was first serialised in 2 local papers.
    It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from angieram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    If I owned a DeLorean, I'd only drive it from time to time. 
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from BathRam72 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    If I owned a DeLorean, I'd only drive it from time to time. 
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    AmericanRam reacted to Angry Ram in What are you eating tonight   
    Gotta have pictures or it does not count. 
     
    Nice little octopus starter. 
     

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    If I owned a DeLorean, I'd only drive it from time to time. 
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Bwash_Ram in What are you eating tonight   
    Seared ahi tuna with asparagus and some corn on the cob.
    Chocolate cherries for dessert.
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    AmericanRam reacted to Stive Pesley in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I got mugged by six dwarves last night.
    Not happy.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from froggg in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I looked out of my window in horror last night as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist.
    I rushed outside yelling, "Let me through, let me through." A woman at the front said, "Thank God for that, are you a Doctor?"
    I said, "No, that's my damn pizza."
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Angry Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I looked out of my window in horror last night as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist.
    I rushed outside yelling, "Let me through, let me through." A woman at the front said, "Thank God for that, are you a Doctor?"
    I said, "No, that's my damn pizza."
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from I know nothing in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    My gal and I enjoying some Hibachi☺?

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    My gal and I enjoying some Hibachi☺?

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from IlsonDerby in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A guy today offered me $80k a year to work for him at the brittle bones society.
    I snapped his hand off.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    My girl and I about to try out new steakhouse

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from StringerBell in Pets   
    Just picked up our new puppy Cosmo?

     
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A guy today offered me $80k a year to work for him at the brittle bones society.
    I snapped his hand off.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from i-Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?
    Attire. 
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from ThePrisoner in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A guy today offered me $80k a year to work for him at the brittle bones society.
    I snapped his hand off.
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