Jump to content

AmericanRam

Member+
  • Posts

    7,642
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Reputation Activity

  1. Haha
    AmericanRam got a reaction from TibshelfRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I went to the doctor as my crossword addiction was making me depressed.
    He told me not to get too down.
  2. Haha
    AmericanRam got a reaction from Hinzy9 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I was thrown out of Weight Watchers.
    I accepted the decision with huge grace, because they threw her out as well.
  3. Like
    AmericanRam reacted to Ramslad1992 in Pets   
    Safe to say the new addition has made herself at home already!  

  4. Haha
    AmericanRam reacted to Stive Pesley in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    What's red and white and sits in a tree?
     
    A sanitary owl
  5. Like
    AmericanRam reacted to Bwash_Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Apparently, up until the age of ten, Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty shat on a wall
  6. Haha
    AmericanRam got a reaction from Alph in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    The woman who injected her eight year old with botox for beauty pageants has lost custody.
    The child didn't look surprised. 
  7. Haha
    AmericanRam got a reaction from angieram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I went to the doctor as my crossword addiction was making me depressed.
    He told me not to get too down.
  8. Like
    AmericanRam reacted to Smyth_18 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    The timing of this was so much better than the actual joke. Brilliant.
  9. Haha
    AmericanRam got a reaction from TibshelfRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I was thrown out of Weight Watchers.
    I accepted the decision with huge grace, because they threw her out as well.
  10. Haha
    AmericanRam got a reaction from Smyth_18 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    If I owned a DeLorean, I'd only drive it from time to time. 
  11. Haha
    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I went to the doctor as my crossword addiction was making me depressed.
    He told me not to get too down.
  12. Like
    AmericanRam reacted to Alph in Boxing Thread   
    He should be a really popular fighter. His style is brilliant and for him to be not loved tells you all you need to know about the way him and the sheriff go about their business. 
    Everyone Jnr fights instantly gains fans.  
  13. Like
    AmericanRam reacted to BaaLocks in Boxing Thread   
    Bloody alphabet committee have done it again - they know that they will make a bit more money if they hang the carrot for a while. Plus the WBC know that Fury will win the rematch and that risks them losing control of those American pay per views.
    I guess it's been like this since Jack Johnson chased Tommy Burns all the way around the world for his shot but it just feels like we've totally lost the spirit of lineal champions.
    Wilder should fight Whyte next, try and get him clattered early and use that as a message to his audience that he is better than AJ.
  14. Like
    AmericanRam reacted to Tamworthram in Pets   
    Try telling our cats (this is Cassie, Hector's sister - both from cats protection) they're just pets. They know they're far important and we're not they're owners, we're their staff. 

  15. Like
    AmericanRam got a reaction from Tamworthram in Pets   
    Cheers pal.Toya and I talked it over and are going tomorrow to adopt Izzy.Can't wait to see the look on little dude's face when we bring her home.?

  16. Like
    AmericanRam got a reaction from May Contain Nuts in Pets   
    Cheers pal.Toya and I talked it over and are going tomorrow to adopt Izzy.Can't wait to see the look on little dude's face when we bring her home.?

  17. Like
    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in What are you eating tonight   
    14 oz ribeye,loaded baked potato,broccoli cheese casserole?
     
    https://imgur.com/a/Bym68Js
     
     
  18. Like
    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mrs Cone in Pets   
    Cheers pal.Toya and I talked it over and are going tomorrow to adopt Izzy.Can't wait to see the look on little dude's face when we bring her home.?

  19. Clap
    AmericanRam got a reaction from angieram in Pets   
    Cheers pal.Toya and I talked it over and are going tomorrow to adopt Izzy.Can't wait to see the look on little dude's face when we bring her home.?

  20. Like
    AmericanRam got a reaction from sheeponacid in Pets   
    Cheers pal.Toya and I talked it over and are going tomorrow to adopt Izzy.Can't wait to see the look on little dude's face when we bring her home.?

  21. Haha
    AmericanRam got a reaction from froggg in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where he is.
  22. Haha
    AmericanRam got a reaction from Smyth_18 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I was thrown out of Weight Watchers.
    I accepted the decision with huge grace, because they threw her out as well.
  23. Haha
    AmericanRam got a reaction from froggg in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I was thrown out of Weight Watchers.
    I accepted the decision with huge grace, because they threw her out as well.
  24. Like
    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in Pets   
    Cheers pal.Toya and I talked it over and are going tomorrow to adopt Izzy.Can't wait to see the look on little dude's face when we bring her home.?

  25. Like
    AmericanRam got a reaction from Wolfie in Pets   
    Cheers pal.Toya and I talked it over and are going tomorrow to adopt Izzy.Can't wait to see the look on little dude's face when we bring her home.?

×
×
  • Create New...