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The noise seems to be going that way. A good option for the Falcons if a bit risky given he's off the back of a torn Achilles. At least he's a free agent so it's a top 12 QB without giving up draft picks.

Whilst xG is all total bollox, the Rashford goal was actually 0.03 (3% chance of a goal) not 0.3 (30% chance of a goal). 0.3 wouldn't indicate a special goal at all.

Goal @ 16'05 of this video

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Today showed how a back 3 and wing backs can work very effectively IF you have athletic attack-minded wing backs in the team.

5-0 Gayle

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I was going to guess Dachshund(!) but not easy to tell with puppies most of the time!

What a cutie 😍 what breed is he?

Barnsley 1-2 Derby NML

Some people talk as though Brown is 20/21 years old. He's only just turned 18 ffs, we need to let him develop before we chuck him into the Pride Park bearpit.

He's just signed a new 2.5 year contract, has finally found a footballing home at the age of 31 and is playing the best football of his career. He's going nowhere, other than to the Championship with Derby.

Nobody has ever established Rotherham in the championship, and probably never will. It's a nonsense to try to use it as some kind angle to denigrate Warne.

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So true... I've noticed that too 😂 Same as when we sing "the rams are going up, the rams are going up, now you're gonna believe us, now you're gonna believe us, now you're gonna believe ussssss, the rams are going up!"

The insurance claim was for Washington's injury whilst on international duty.

We were top after 33 games in 2014/15 under McClaren.

Funnily enough I heard someone say the same thing last night at the monthly Captain Hindsights Convention. You should come next month?

Derby 2-1 Stevenage Mendez-Laing

Rooney set Louie Sibley back years too, by removing the aggression from him.

Dipstick...

Does anyone know why Shaun Barker was wearing Michael Portillo's trousers last night?