neil62uk
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neil62uk got a reaction from TimRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Just put all my old dogging equipment up for sale on Ebay
so far I've had NO BIDS but have 138 watching ...!!!!
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neil62uk got a reaction from richinspain in Serdar Dursun
Da Da Da ich lieb such nicht du liebst much nicht aha aha aha ... Translated can we have a TRIO of forwards ...
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neil62uk reacted to MACKWORTHRAM in Serdar Dursun
Scored 2 goals against Norwich in a pre season friendly.
Surely an omen to get him in before Saturday?
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neil62uk reacted to BobdeBilder in Serdar Dursun
Derby fans want a 6'3" 23 year old England international striker, with ten years premier league experience, scores thirty goals a season has a transfer fee of £100,000 and will play for £500 pounds per week. And they would still moan about him. Although it is not just Rams fans that are miserable moaning,glass half empty buggers, Derby people are all like that.
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neil62uk reacted to BaaLocks in Serdar Dursun
After Saturday it will be an interesting dilemma Mel is in at the moment, and what happens over the next couple of weeks will be indication on his true feelings of whether Cocu is the man. He got badly burned by the panic buying under Clement and the last thing he will want to do now is bring in a load of players that the next chap is going to immediately get rid of.
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neil62uk reacted to Olton Ram in Christopher Hugh Martin Fan Club
"We are staying up, say we are staying up!"
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neil62uk got a reaction from RadioactiveWaste in 20/21 Notts Bottlers Thread
Oh I get it now a Derby fan as explained the difference ? ...those Dogs have us believe all these myths
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neil62uk got a reaction from Rampage in If All Fit & In Form, Whats Our Best XI ?
to be honest I'd like to see a couple of more signings ..plus I can see possibly two departure,s ... i.ll make my mind up in a couple of months ?
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neil62uk reacted to RadioactiveWaste in 20/21 Notts Bottlers Thread
It's a radical reverse promotion!
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neil62uk got a reaction from RadioactiveWaste in 20/21 Notts Bottlers Thread
After tonight's defeat ...are the Dogs promoted ..?
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neil62uk reacted to jimbo jones in 20/21 Notts Bottlers Thread
Did they not bring them with them today? I saw a bunch of old blokes and lumbering donkeys ?
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neil62uk got a reaction from I know nothing in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
My new girlfriend said " HAVING A SMALL PENIS , WILL NOT EFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP NEIL
personally I'd be happier IF SHE HADNT GOT ONE AT ALL ...!!!!
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neil62uk reacted to loweman2 in Derby County Shirt Collection
The 1995/96 promotion season third shirt, loved the vibrancy of this, what a great season that was ! Penultimate one at the BBG, last time it really rocked was that 2-1 victory over Crystal palace to gain promotion ! Oooh ah Robin van der Laan !
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neil62uk got a reaction from Mostyn6 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
My new girlfriend said " HAVING A SMALL PENIS , WILL NOT EFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP NEIL
personally I'd be happier IF SHE HADNT GOT ONE AT ALL ...!!!!
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neil62uk got a reaction from Ghost of Clough in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
My new girlfriend said " HAVING A SMALL PENIS , WILL NOT EFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP NEIL
personally I'd be happier IF SHE HADNT GOT ONE AT ALL ...!!!!
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neil62uk got a reaction from Eargasm in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
My new girlfriend said " HAVING A SMALL PENIS , WILL NOT EFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP NEIL
personally I'd be happier IF SHE HADNT GOT ONE AT ALL ...!!!!
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neil62uk got a reaction from Wolfie in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
My new girlfriend said " HAVING A SMALL PENIS , WILL NOT EFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP NEIL
personally I'd be happier IF SHE HADNT GOT ONE AT ALL ...!!!!
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neil62uk got a reaction from TimRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
My new girlfriend said " HAVING A SMALL PENIS , WILL NOT EFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP NEIL
personally I'd be happier IF SHE HADNT GOT ONE AT ALL ...!!!!
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neil62uk got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
My new girlfriend said " HAVING A SMALL PENIS , WILL NOT EFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP NEIL
personally I'd be happier IF SHE HADNT GOT ONE AT ALL ...!!!!
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neil62uk got a reaction from RadioactiveWaste in Leeds United Premier League Adventures
can't let them off a defeat to Hull in cup ?
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neil62uk got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Met a women in the NEPTUNE last year ... she took me back to her place
whilst she was making coffee ... I went upstairs to use her latrine I noticed her bedroom door was open ... I thought sod it let's have a gander .. as I went through her wardrobe she had a NURSES UNIFORM , FRENCH MAIDS UNIFORM , A HEADMISTRESS UNIFORM , A BUNNY GIRL OUT FIT , A POLICE WOMENS UNIFORM , A LITTLE BO PEEP OUTFIT ... couldn't believe my eyes ... she shouts Neil your coffee is ready HUN .... went down stairs I said stick your coffee I'm going home ....
She said Why what's wrong ... ?
I replied ... I've just been through your wardrobe and seen some of your outfits it's obvious to me you can't a F - - K - - G job down ... !!!!
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neil62uk got a reaction from Alph in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Met a women in the NEPTUNE last year ... she took me back to her place
whilst she was making coffee ... I went upstairs to use her latrine I noticed her bedroom door was open ... I thought sod it let's have a gander .. as I went through her wardrobe she had a NURSES UNIFORM , FRENCH MAIDS UNIFORM , A HEADMISTRESS UNIFORM , A BUNNY GIRL OUT FIT , A POLICE WOMENS UNIFORM , A LITTLE BO PEEP OUTFIT ... couldn't believe my eyes ... she shouts Neil your coffee is ready HUN .... went down stairs I said stick your coffee I'm going home ....
She said Why what's wrong ... ?
I replied ... I've just been through your wardrobe and seen some of your outfits it's obvious to me you can't a F - - K - - G job down ... !!!!
