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  1. Haha
    Rev
    neil62uk got a reaction from Rev in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Two Thai  women asked me if I wanted to sleep with the both   as it would be like winning the lottery they said ...!!!
    they where right  as we had 6 matching balls .... !!!
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    Grumpy Git
    neil62uk got a reaction from Grumpy Git in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Two Thai  women asked me if I wanted to sleep with the both   as it would be like winning the lottery they said ...!!!
    they where right  as we had 6 matching balls .... !!!
  3. Haha
    Mick Brolly
    neil62uk got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Two Thai  women asked me if I wanted to sleep with the both   as it would be like winning the lottery they said ...!!!
    they where right  as we had 6 matching balls .... !!!
  4. Haha
    neil62uk
    neil62uk reacted to Dean (hick) Saunders in Serdar Dursun   
    Can’t we give them Josephmoon as makeweight with a promise that he is really good honest.
  5. Haha
    Wolfie20
    neil62uk got a reaction from Wolfie20 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Two Thai  women asked me if I wanted to sleep with the both   as it would be like winning the lottery they said ...!!!
    they where right  as we had 6 matching balls .... !!!
  6. Haha
    Mostyn6
    neil62uk got a reaction from Mostyn6 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I arrived home yesterday with a bouquet of red roses  
    My gf said what you done wrong now ...? 
    I replied ..I've slept with your sister 
    Gf shouts  YOU'VE SLEPT WITH MY SISTER  AND YOU THINK A POXY BOUQUET OF ROSES WILL EXCUSE WHAT YOUVE DONE 
    I replied WHAT THE F - - K ARE YOU ON ABOUT ....THE ROSES ARE FOR YOUR SISTER ...!!!!!
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    Steve How Hard?
    neil62uk got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I arrived home yesterday with a bouquet of red roses  
    My gf said what you done wrong now ...? 
    I replied ..I've slept with your sister 
    Gf shouts  YOU'VE SLEPT WITH MY SISTER  AND YOU THINK A POXY BOUQUET OF ROSES WILL EXCUSE WHAT YOUVE DONE 
    I replied WHAT THE F - - K ARE YOU ON ABOUT ....THE ROSES ARE FOR YOUR SISTER ...!!!!!
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    neil62uk
    neil62uk reacted to nogbad van 50 in Serdar Dursun   
    So long as she keeps the door locked she’ll be safe!!
     

  9. Haha
    ThePrisoner
    neil62uk got a reaction from ThePrisoner in Serdar Dursun   
    Ghislaine maxwell ...the creature  prefers PORRIDGE ...it's a family tradition ?
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    nogbad van 50
    neil62uk got a reaction from nogbad van 50 in Serdar Dursun   
    Ghislaine maxwell ...the creature  prefers PORRIDGE ...it's a family tradition ?
  11. Haha
    neil62uk
    neil62uk reacted to Archied in Serdar Dursun   
    Or andrew 
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    neil62uk
    neil62uk reacted to nogbad van 50 in Serdar Dursun   
    So long as he doesn’t get in one with Prince Philip !
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    AbuDerbyDave
    neil62uk got a reaction from AbuDerbyDave in Serdar Dursun   
    That's worth 100 likes ?
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    Betty Swollocks
    neil62uk got a reaction from Betty Swollocks in Serdar Dursun   
    That's worth 100 likes ?
  15. Cheers
    drgoodspeak
    neil62uk got a reaction from drgoodspeak in Serdar Dursun   
    That's worth 100 likes ?
  16. Haha
    neil62uk
    neil62uk reacted to Anag Ram in Serdar Dursun   
    Diane's busy working on the club's accounts ?
  17. Haha
    neil62uk
    neil62uk reacted to drgoodspeak in Serdar Dursun   
    Until I see him getting in a Range Rover with Dianne Abbott at Derby Railway Station - this isn't happening.
  18. COYR
    neil62uk
    neil62uk reacted to Curtains in Serdar Dursun   
    This one is looking good 
     
    https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/positive-update-emerges-in-Derby-countys-new-striker-chase/
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    neil62uk
    neil62uk reacted to Anag Ram in Serdar Dursun   
    Didn't Cocu allude to us signing someone towards the end of the week? 
    Perhaps we're waiting for payday! 
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    neil62uk
    neil62uk reacted to plymouthram in Serdar Dursun   
    This man looks quicker than Chris Martin, is taller, can tackle, use both feet and can dribble well. This is based on the highlights of 5 different videos I have watched. Even if he don't get 15 to 20 goals, he looks like a player that can put himself about. Keeping the opposition defence busy, could be the missing piece of the jigsaw. And with Lawrence, Waghorn, Holmes, Bielik, Ibe to come in to the team I think things will get better.
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    neil62uk
    neil62uk reacted to Dimmu in Academy Thread 20/21   
    Cybulski
    https://www.dcfc.co.uk/teams/player/bartosz-cybulski
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    neil62uk
    neil62uk reacted to Boycie in Serdar Dursun   
    Don’t Derby also play in their countries second level of football?
     
  23. Haha
    TimRam
    neil62uk got a reaction from TimRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Just put all my old dogging equipment up for sale on Ebay 
    so far I've had NO BIDS  but have 138 watching ...!!!! 
  24. Haha
    TimRam
    neil62uk got a reaction from TimRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Went to the library last week 
    asked for a book on Shakespeare ..!!!
    Librarian replies  WHICH ONE SIR ..?
    I replied  WILLIAM  you thick imbecile ....!!!
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    richinspain
    neil62uk got a reaction from richinspain in Serdar Dursun   
    Da Da Da  ich lieb such nicht du liebst much nicht aha aha aha ... Translated can we have a TRIO of forwards ...
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