UTFR

iirc we actually needed a just a draw to secure 6th, but it went so badly we finished 8th. What a club.

Some bloke with the Rams flag at Wrestlemania

1) What year did Portsmouth become a member of football league? 2010 2) What were the team's original colours? Red + White Stripes 4) What was their original nickname? The Brothers of Destruction 5) Arthur Conan Doyle was a Pompey goalie. True or false? Maybe 6) Why are Portsmouth known as Pompey? Mispronunciation of Pompeii, as parts of the place looks like it has been decimated by a volcanic eruption. 7) How many times have Pompey played at Wembley? 69 😎 What is 'skate bait'? Middle aged men wearing Nu Metal Tee's to pull young chicks. 9) How many brothels are in Portsmouth? Anything's a brothel if you've got enough cash. 10) Who are known as 'scummers'? Martin, Pete and Pete's cousin as well. Think his name was Duncan, cant remember. 10/10

Despite it being impossible, as they all play each other, I expect our four promotion rivals to take maximum points from their remaining games, while we fail to pick up a single point for the remainder of the season. We finish 6th and, despite getting our hopes back up by sneaking past Bolton in the semis, we collapse in the against Lincoln in the final at Wembley blow a 2-0 lead to lose 5-2. Sending 40,000 Derby fans home unhappy, as 378 Imps celebrate promotion on Wembley Way. Meanwhile, Leeds and Leicester claim Automatic promotion to the Premier League, and Nottingham Forest escape relegation by a point on the final day.All three go on to finish top 10 in the following season. In League 2, Wrexham are promoted and proceed to spend £300m to assemble to strongest third tier side of all time, meaning that recently relegated Birmingham city have to settle for second place, as the Rams miss out again and head to Wembley to eventually lose to Rotherham. (Who are by then managed by Conor Hourihane)

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Yeah Mike, let him know.