Angry Ram

Season going exactly as expected. Said before it started there would be some dark patches and maybe a couple of heavy defeats. At least those heavy defeats have stayed away.  Fulham tic toc. 
I rarely post in this part of the forum nowadays. It’s always all or nothing, no middle ground on here bar a few. Gods one week, tossers the next. We are exactly where we all expected us to be. 
The situation is what it is. Poor squad with a rookie manager, no money, not much of anything really. We all know why so little point in blitzing the squad or manager. 
 
On a positive note. At least we still have a club to moan about. Right here, right now, that’s a good thing. 
 

Season going exactly as expected. Said before it started there would be some dark patches and maybe a couple of heavy defeats. At least those heavy defeats have stayed away.  Fulham tic toc. 
I rarely post in this part of the forum nowadays. It’s always all or nothing, no middle ground on here bar a few. Gods one week, tossers the next. We are exactly where we all expected us to be. 
The situation is what it is. Poor squad with a rookie manager, no money, not much of anything really. We all know why so little point in blitzing the squad or manager. 
 
On a positive note. At least we still have a club to moan about. Right here, right now, that’s a good thing. 
 

Season going exactly as expected. Said before it started there would be some dark patches and maybe a couple of heavy defeats. At least those heavy defeats have stayed away.  Fulham tic toc. 
I rarely post in this part of the forum nowadays. It’s always all or nothing, no middle ground on here bar a few. Gods one week, tossers the next. We are exactly where we all expected us to be. 
The situation is what it is. Poor squad with a rookie manager, no money, not much of anything really. We all know why so little point in blitzing the squad or manager. 
 
On a positive note. At least we still have a club to moan about. Right here, right now, that’s a good thing. 
 

Season going exactly as expected. Said before it started there would be some dark patches and maybe a couple of heavy defeats. At least those heavy defeats have stayed away.  Fulham tic toc. 
I rarely post in this part of the forum nowadays. It’s always all or nothing, no middle ground on here bar a few. Gods one week, tossers the next. We are exactly where we all expected us to be. 
The situation is what it is. Poor squad with a rookie manager, no money, not much of anything really. We all know why so little point in blitzing the squad or manager. 
 
On a positive note. At least we still have a club to moan about. Right here, right now, that’s a good thing. 
 

Season going exactly as expected. Said before it started there would be some dark patches and maybe a couple of heavy defeats. At least those heavy defeats have stayed away.  Fulham tic toc. 
I rarely post in this part of the forum nowadays. It’s always all or nothing, no middle ground on here bar a few. Gods one week, tossers the next. We are exactly where we all expected us to be. 
The situation is what it is. Poor squad with a rookie manager, no money, not much of anything really. We all know why so little point in blitzing the squad or manager. 
 
On a positive note. At least we still have a club to moan about. Right here, right now, that’s a good thing. 
 

Season going exactly as expected. Said before it started there would be some dark patches and maybe a couple of heavy defeats. At least those heavy defeats have stayed away.  Fulham tic toc. 
I rarely post in this part of the forum nowadays. It’s always all or nothing, no middle ground on here bar a few. Gods one week, tossers the next. We are exactly where we all expected us to be. 
The situation is what it is. Poor squad with a rookie manager, no money, not much of anything really. We all know why so little point in blitzing the squad or manager. 
 
On a positive note. At least we still have a club to moan about. Right here, right now, that’s a good thing. 
 

Shed loads mate.

We've destroyed him.

Simple things like changing a bog seat.. WTF, do you need a degree in engineering and also be a contortionist..
 

This thread has taught me one thing and one thing only.. 
NEVER MOVE TO HILTON (Wherever that is).    Sounds like hell.

This thread has taught me one thing and one thing only.. 
NEVER MOVE TO HILTON (Wherever that is).    Sounds like hell.

This thread has taught me one thing and one thing only.. 
NEVER MOVE TO HILTON (Wherever that is).    Sounds like hell.

I would advise against bidding for that. I've bean told it will Costa lot of money. 

Android phone?

Difficult without knowing her interests.. 
If it's just her on her own, then a nice weekend away somewhere, with the good siblings? Not Grimsby obviously.
If she has a good friend.. How about a show and hotel in London? Bit of shopping etc.
Frying pans always go down well.. As she is 60, maybe an ironing board for a special birthday.
I've just had my 60th a couple weeks ago and presents were not needed. I am lucky to be able to get what I need, when I need. For me, my 60th was about people. We just had a small party with close friends and family. Got the local curry house to cater with various curries and accessories. That was enough for me. I loved it.  It's about memories now. 

Fireworks, trick or treating, a turkey dinner and then shove all her clothes in a plastic charity bag?

Sorted now.
Liverpool.
Live music at the Cavern Club, then onto a cruise/3 course meal thing, posh hotel
 

100% agree. I hate it when our players do it but there wouldn't have been a mention of it on here if that was us time wasting at 2-0 up.
The players are doing it, encouraged by the coaches and management.
Blaming the refs is the easy option.

Difficult without knowing her interests.. 
If it's just her on her own, then a nice weekend away somewhere, with the good siblings? Not Grimsby obviously.
If she has a good friend.. How about a show and hotel in London? Bit of shopping etc.
Frying pans always go down well.. As she is 60, maybe an ironing board for a special birthday.
I've just had my 60th a couple weeks ago and presents were not needed. I am lucky to be able to get what I need, when I need. For me, my 60th was about people. We just had a small party with close friends and family. Got the local curry house to cater with various curries and accessories. That was enough for me. I loved it.  It's about memories now. 

Coming soon ?

Coming soon ?

Token gesture to the Memsahib really. In the before-times, when she was in charge of catering, she used to grill everything. "It gets rid of some of the fat" she said. "It gets rid of the taste" I would reply. And so on. It would then escalate from there, addressing other areas... "You think more of Derby County than you do of me".... "I think more of Nottingham Forest than I do of you"... "You think more of Belgian beer than I do of you"... "I think more of Carling Black Label than you do of me"... but I digress.
Dangerous ground requires me to tread more carefully.

Interesting that you grill bacon.. Personally it never tastes as good as fried.. They look nice though. 
I assume The Memsahib has 2 pieces and you had the odd 1?

I will stick with my Meccano set thank you.

Can promise you it wouldn't, I've been a kid, never interested then either.
Never even touched a pumpkin, never will. 
Plenty of decorations on show round here, yet our door with none is harassed.
Absolutely no chance I would ever in a million years take my kid out knocking on strangers doors for sweets.
Rather buy them myself.