Wolfie

At the time of the signing - a much greater chance of Championship football next season.

Neither. It's your grammar 😛

Are you new?. 😉 When have we ever done stuff the easy way?

Very rousing but who's on the keyboards in the background?.

After numerous seasons in the top few places, Division 1 mediocrity this time round is somehting I simply cannot accept. I will now consider my options

The One I Love (Free on Prime) From imdb: On the brink of separation, Ethan and Sophie escape to a beautiful vacation house for a weekend getaway to save their marriage. What begins as a romantic and fun retreat soon becomes surreal when an unexpected discovery forces the two to examine themselves, their relationship, and their future. Highly rated on imdb but to me it felt like a half hour twilight zone episode, stretched to 90 minutes. Not that bad but entirely forgettable. 5.5/10

Cambridge 0-2 Derby frgs: Collins

Not surprising, given how cup match crowds have fallen in recent years.

My thoughts.... 1. By saying that, they can show a degree of traceability of their produce (horse meat scandal, anyone?) 2. Saying British or Irish sounds a bit random but I assume it's just so they can use the same advert in both countries & save on costs.

Laundry detergent ones, where they promise their new product/formulation will remove those stubborn stains. Hang on.....you've literally been telling us that for at least the last 40 years that I can remember. Are you saying that this product will get the stains out but all of your previous ones wouldn't?. In which case, you've been lying to us all this time. Jog on.

Not necessarily. We're currently at 1.95 ppg. Win the last 2 and it'll be 2.

Why do I keep thinking about May 2015? - needing a draw with Reading in the last game and..............erm...........not.

"Booking geniuses" Any ad where they have to tell you who the "celebrity" is, because they're not actually that famous. Footballers advertising anything but especially Head & Shoudlers. Are they that strapped for cash that they have to pretend they've got dandruff?! Any ad badly dubbed into english. Usually cosmetics or cleaning products. If a 70million population isn't large enough for you to spend a few quid re-shooting an ad in English - you don't get my money. Podcast ads that are scripted (badly) and read out (even more badly) by the presenters. Political Currency podcast is particularly awful at this. Ed Balls banging on about the new Peugeot 208 FFS.

When Mrs Wolfie had been living with me for a few months, we decided to have a couple of friends round and I did a big swiss cheese fondue. We had a lot of cheese late into the evening. That night, I was woken at about 2am by her fully dressed and in the middle of packing her bags. She was semi-awake and convinced that she had to move out there & then. She couldn't give me any reason, just that she hed to do it. It took me about half an hour to talk her down and convince her to get back into bed. That was 13 years ago and it remains the only time anything like this happened - and the only time we've ever had a fondue.

Not posting offensive twadlle like this might be a start... "my heart sank when I saw the team sheet, because like a bad smell, Bradley was back in. My only surprise was that Warne's other boyfriend Hourihane wasn't starting"

Yes, it's shame to see that Middlesborough are going to miss out on the playoffs. Again.

So bad that my daughter learnt a new swear word.

I think Truss is selling herself short here. I don't recall Brian Clough ever opening up new pork markets.

Derby 2-0 Leyton O FRGS: Collins

That’s that, then.

Wycombe 0-2 Derby frgs: CBT

Anypne have any advice please....: I normally go to the match with relatives who have a parking season ticket (Car Park B - Arena) but I'm taking Miss Wolfie to the Orient game and so need to drive seperately and pre-pay to park in the same car park as them. I stupidly paid the parking on the MiPermit app on Sunday just gone without first signing into my account, so I don't have any email confirmation or live booking showing on the app. Will they know on the entrance that my car registration has been used for a booking?. Otherwise all I have is a £10 transaction on my credit card app that I can show them. I sent a message on the MiPermit website but I'm not confident of getting an answer. Thanks!