GboroRam

Mike Sarne and Wendy Richard with Come outside. Good grief!!!

I Win... 
Rolf Harris - Two Little Boys. 
Clearly trying to throw people of the scent as we all now know he preferred little girls. 

After being informed of the dangers of Cake in around 1997, I now prefer Clarkey Cat or Yellow Bentines, don't want to end up like a bloody piano dentist do I?
Oh... savoury for the win, and that looks banging.

Now that is a work of art!
Forget Banksy. Mrs Cone, you are a genius. A Hollywood handshake is on its way (If you don't watch Bake Off don't worry that's not rude.)

Angry’s not going to be happy about how Northern this is.
 

So today is Josh's 17th birthday.  I ask him what sort of birthday cake he wants.....me being a baker thought he might go for an elaborate chocolate cake or a nicely decorated Victoria sponge!
NO!! He wants a cake made out of mashed potato. Not just mashed potato, it must also have some sort of meat, Yorkshire puddings and gravy!🙈
Not an easy task but he's very happy with the end result, here's a pic!
So sweet or savoury guys? Have any of you lot had cakes that are a bit different or is he just being awkward? 🤪

I'm similar to you @Lambchop. I rarely post or "like" anything nowadays and am more of an occasional lurker. I haven't got round to deleting friends but that's the next step.
If it wasn't for being a member a couple of local groups, I don't think I'd bother at all.
It annoys the hell out of me that an algorithm decides what I get to see instead of what's posted most recently. I get fed up of the stupid "if you care about this issue then share it - 97% of people won't".....type posts. Plus of course the Britain First - type, supposedly patriotic posts, which are usually fake news anyway.
I've got group chats on Whatsapp & Messenger for conversations between either friends or family. All of the the "look at me" stuff on the news feed is nauseating.

How much are they paying you?

Are you setting up a sting mate?
I have this vision of Joel coming and asking me for his pain relief and me surrounded by crisp and cake packets going.
’The Unicorns have taken it’.

Do you include Harold Shipman in that analysis?

78 seconds is nothing. We had a whole squad full of players go missing for a full season in 2007/08.

No need to take that cavalier attitude. 

I’m almost glad I was watching my daughter’s swimming lesson during the first half... nah, watching a swimming lesson is the most tedious thing ever. 

I’m not falling for yank humour..

Worst team in history!
Worst team in history!

Don't feed dogs pork. Full stop. 

I can't believe that Luke Varney hasn't been mentioned. A 1 million pound fee at the time was big for a championship striker and he was absolutely awful, when he actually played!! 

Take a wild guess.....

Bradley Johnson.
He came for a record fee, we’ve become worse while he’s been at the club, he’s raked in about £1.5m per year in wages, and he’ll leave for free at the end of the season.
£12m plus down the drain.
None of the Billy Davies flops come close. At least on a few of those we got some sort of fee back.
 

Kenny Burns' subscription to Weight Watchers

Thanks GboroRam mate 

Most computers. Hardly anyone owns a mac because they are incompatible with every piece of software ever written. 

Watched a Derby game at a mates with a super fancy TV, looked like Benny Hill was playing. 
 
And Keogh isn't that bad.

I sold my first car for a quarter of the price of a new iPhone. And that was only in 2013.