Jump to content

David

Admin
  • Content Count

    60,153
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Reputation Activity

  1. Like
    David got a reaction from loughboroughRAM in Moan about the missus   
    We all come on here to avoid spending time with the missus, thought we could have a thread where we moan about the missus that we're on here avoiding. Hopefully one day they may stumble on this thread whilst checking our browser histories for and realise the error of their ways. We can share our stories and pick up tips on how to deal with the problem missus.
    To start things off I will go into a mini moan about my missus.
    I work from home, the missus translates this to I'm sat around the house all day doing nothing. Since we moved in together I have made her dinner for when she get's home from work, the pots washed, hoovered, washed the clothes. All whilst trying to work as well.
    Whilst she was on holiday, I did the usual chores, plus put all her clothes away in the wardrobe, mowed the lawns front and back, cleaned the fridge out and bin.
    On her return from Florida I got a taxi to the train station and took her out for dinner, lumping her suitcases the airport staff had stuck heavy stickers on. When we got home I made us a homemade lasagne, the following night a full on roast dinner for when she got home from work and continued with my awesomeness around the house for her.
    Perfect boyfriend right? not only am I intelligent, good looking, fully domesticated but a great chef.
    On Saturday night I wasn't in the mood to cook, so without saying anything jumped on Just Eat ordered fish chips and peas for us both. Then the moaning starts.
    I ask her to get changed, why? I'm taking you out to the pub. Don't want to, fair enough. 
    She asked to use my MacBook to do the shopping, not wanting her to go through it as I've been looking at Christmas presents, sent a few emails out about things which I was expecting replies from, my email notifications popup on the screen.
    Fine whatever, drops on the sofa in Kevin style with a huge sigh. I show her the Asda app, do the shopping on your phone, no. Why? don't want to. I'm talking arms folded, face like a baboons arse.
    Can't be arsed with this, go upstairs out the way and watch the football and end up falling asleep up there.
    Sunday morning she gets up, leaves the house for work without saying a word. Looks like I'm in the doghouse. 
    I go out to the pub with a mate, I left one plate on the side, one. When I get in, she moans I only went out to wind her up. That's right, I went for a drink with a mate to wind up up, ok I was a bit drunk, ignored it and went to bed.
    In the morning, she was snappy again, out of nowhere launches into a rant about me not doing anything around the house, I'm lazy, asked if she was joking, went into a full rant what I do for her and she lays into me for not washing the pots 3 times. 3 times! I've been here 2 months and in that space of time I haven't washed them in 3 ******* times and that makes me lazy.
    The worst of it is, twice was after the lasagne I made and the roast dinner, the 3rd time was one plate on Sunday. The problem was she was jet lagged and shouldn't be doing any housework as she's tired. Oh **** off tired, you were 4 hours behind that's all, now you can't wash a few pots twice!
    I tried to explain that I was supposed to be her boyfriend, not her housemaid, go and ask your mates and see how I compare domestically. Obviously she won't, and keeps ranting how I'm i the house all day, she shouldn't have to do anything. Her mates boyfriends work which is why they do nothing, who pays for the Sky TV you watch your crap on, who pays for the Internet that powers your Facebook videos, who pays half the bills? You think I have a money tree outside do you?
    Barely speaking still because of this 3 lapses of washing the pots, just found out she's on her period which explains it. No excuse tho, tampon or no tampon. 
    tl;dr - my missus is a moaning cow
  2. Like
    David got a reaction from rynny in Moan about the missus   
    Still waiting for her brain to be delivered. 
    She met me at the pub last night after work, went to the bar and couldn't understand why her card was getting declined, I've got X much in the bank, shouldn't get declined.
    Turns round and looks at me, they've took all my money!
    Erm no, remember ringing up the bank to block your card because you're an idiot? Oh yeah.
    Then proceeds to tell the barmaid the full story of shopping online. 
  3. Like
    David got a reaction from Alpha in Moan about the missus   
    Already planned a life threatening illness for Thursday meaning I have to stay in bed and she will have to take him, when he returns I will have made a miraculous recovery and ask where the hell has he been. 
  4. Like
    David got a reaction from Gypsy Ram in Moan about the missus   
    We all come on here to avoid spending time with the missus, thought we could have a thread where we moan about the missus that we're on here avoiding. Hopefully one day they may stumble on this thread whilst checking our browser histories for and realise the error of their ways. We can share our stories and pick up tips on how to deal with the problem missus.
    To start things off I will go into a mini moan about my missus.
    I work from home, the missus translates this to I'm sat around the house all day doing nothing. Since we moved in together I have made her dinner for when she get's home from work, the pots washed, hoovered, washed the clothes. All whilst trying to work as well.
    Whilst she was on holiday, I did the usual chores, plus put all her clothes away in the wardrobe, mowed the lawns front and back, cleaned the fridge out and bin.
    On her return from Florida I got a taxi to the train station and took her out for dinner, lumping her suitcases the airport staff had stuck heavy stickers on. When we got home I made us a homemade lasagne, the following night a full on roast dinner for when she got home from work and continued with my awesomeness around the house for her.
    Perfect boyfriend right? not only am I intelligent, good looking, fully domesticated but a great chef.
    On Saturday night I wasn't in the mood to cook, so without saying anything jumped on Just Eat ordered fish chips and peas for us both. Then the moaning starts.
    I ask her to get changed, why? I'm taking you out to the pub. Don't want to, fair enough. 
    She asked to use my MacBook to do the shopping, not wanting her to go through it as I've been looking at Christmas presents, sent a few emails out about things which I was expecting replies from, my email notifications popup on the screen.
    Fine whatever, drops on the sofa in Kevin style with a huge sigh. I show her the Asda app, do the shopping on your phone, no. Why? don't want to. I'm talking arms folded, face like a baboons arse.
    Can't be arsed with this, go upstairs out the way and watch the football and end up falling asleep up there.
    Sunday morning she gets up, leaves the house for work without saying a word. Looks like I'm in the doghouse. 
    I go out to the pub with a mate, I left one plate on the side, one. When I get in, she moans I only went out to wind her up. That's right, I went for a drink with a mate to wind up up, ok I was a bit drunk, ignored it and went to bed.
    In the morning, she was snappy again, out of nowhere launches into a rant about me not doing anything around the house, I'm lazy, asked if she was joking, went into a full rant what I do for her and she lays into me for not washing the pots 3 times. 3 times! I've been here 2 months and in that space of time I haven't washed them in 3 ******* times and that makes me lazy.
    The worst of it is, twice was after the lasagne I made and the roast dinner, the 3rd time was one plate on Sunday. The problem was she was jet lagged and shouldn't be doing any housework as she's tired. Oh **** off tired, you were 4 hours behind that's all, now you can't wash a few pots twice!
    I tried to explain that I was supposed to be her boyfriend, not her housemaid, go and ask your mates and see how I compare domestically. Obviously she won't, and keeps ranting how I'm i the house all day, she shouldn't have to do anything. Her mates boyfriends work which is why they do nothing, who pays for the Sky TV you watch your crap on, who pays for the Internet that powers your Facebook videos, who pays half the bills? You think I have a money tree outside do you?
    Barely speaking still because of this 3 lapses of washing the pots, just found out she's on her period which explains it. No excuse tho, tampon or no tampon. 
    tl;dr - my missus is a moaning cow
  5. Like
    David got a reaction from Dale The Ram in 1884 Group - Legends Flag   
    This one may prove to be controversial but you are going to struggle with current legends as we don't have any, you could say we haven't had any real legends in the last at 40 years. Iconic players plenty. But without going down the what makes a legend debate..... 
    In this one picture you have a moment that a lot of fans will remember for sometime, Martin who is arguably the only player currently to be in a shout of legendary status, another 20 goals this season, promotion and a decent season next year would surely nail that one. You also have a huge fan favourite in Russell (a couple will disagree) and Bryson after scoring his hat trick against Forest.
    This one maybe more about the moment than the players but like I say you will struggle if you are looking for current legends and we haven't had many better moments like this for.....erm...years

     
  6. Like
    David got a reaction from Dale The Ram in Charlie Austin   
    Makes no sense unless Bent leaves, and then you have to convince Austin he will get games here. If we are sticking with 1 striker and you are up against a player that's bagged 20 in his 2 previous season and wearing the captains armband.... 
    No guarantees we'll be in the Prem either, stay at QPR, start games, score goals, wait until the summer on a free and join a Prem club. Will be takers.
    Doesn't he have injury issues as well, the reason why West Ham were reluctant to go for him?
     
  7. Like
    David got a reaction from therealhantsram in Charlie Austin   
    Makes no sense unless Bent leaves, and then you have to convince Austin he will get games here. If we are sticking with 1 striker and you are up against a player that's bagged 20 in his 2 previous season and wearing the captains armband.... 
    No guarantees we'll be in the Prem either, stay at QPR, start games, score goals, wait until the summer on a free and join a Prem club. Will be takers.
    Doesn't he have injury issues as well, the reason why West Ham were reluctant to go for him?
     
  8. Like
    David reacted to RiddingsRam in Charlie Austin   
    Can't answer for @daveo but yes I certainly do , bents being doing it for years scored important goals for us last season ! I still think he could play regularly in a fair few premiership teams ! He would score goals at whatever level he plays , granted he would be my 2nd choice at derby but he stepped up when he needed too last season !
  9. Like
    David got a reaction from South Ram in Charlie Austin   
     

  10. Like
    David reacted to StaffsRam in Moan about the missus   
    You should get all this stuff down on paper mate, sounds like it would make for an excellent sitcom! 
  11. Like
    David got a reaction from TheDeadlySaul in Charlie Austin   
    Simple answer is yes I do, just like he was last season with 10 in 15 games in a formation that didn't really suit him.
    We have a much better squad this season and as long as Clement doesn't make the same mistakes as McClaren we will be fine. We have Weimann now as well which gives us another option, a player that will know Bent well and could sit behind him in a 4-2-3-1.
    It worked bringing them both on v MK Dons and I'm sure it would work again.
    Say Martin or Bent were injured and expected to be out for a couple months then I would look to bring a loan in.
    Premier League survival is not a situation I'm even thinking about right now, wait until the summer for that, IF we get there.
  12. Like
    David got a reaction from Ninos in Charlie Austin   
     

  13. Like
    David got a reaction from ColchesterRam in Charlie Austin   
    4-3-3, 4-2-3-1....2 formations, using 1 striker.
    We have 2 strikers, one of which is arguably the best in the league, back to back 20 goals a season. The other with over 200 Premier League games and 70 goals and 10 in 15 for us last season. Both would be first choice strikers for most clubs in the league. 
    And some want another!
    One what will be out of contract in the summer yet happy to see us throw £5-£10m at now, having already spent £20m this season. 
    Absolutely no reason why we need sign another striker at the moment, if there is one position that needs strengthening it's left back which I would be looking at bringing in a loan. 
    I would be totally, utterly, completely flabbergasted if we have or would agree to sell Martin in January. With Mel walking on water, turning water into wine, there is no way we would sell. I'm sure a conversation would take place, look Chris X club is interested in you, stay with us till the summer, if we don't go up we will let you talk to clubs if they offer X amount. 
     
  14. Like
    David got a reaction from McMuffin in Charlie Austin   
     

  15. Like
    David got a reaction from Mostyn6 in Charlie Austin   
     

  16. Like
    David reacted to rustylee in The Captaincy   
    I'm surprised this wasn't brought up after the victories against Huddersfield,Rotherham and QPR it was obvious that eight wins and two draws from ten games wasn't good enough and the captain needed changing.
  17. Like
    David got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in Gaming   
    Star Wars Battlefront, how amazing are the graphics for a FPS!! Although is it even classed as a FPS as you can switch to third person on the fly.
    Either way looks absolutely stunning.
  18. Like
    David got a reaction from mozza in 1884 Group - Legends Flag   
    This one may prove to be controversial but you are going to struggle with current legends as we don't have any, you could say we haven't had any real legends in the last at 40 years. Iconic players plenty. But without going down the what makes a legend debate..... 
    In this one picture you have a moment that a lot of fans will remember for sometime, Martin who is arguably the only player currently to be in a shout of legendary status, another 20 goals this season, promotion and a decent season next year would surely nail that one. You also have a huge fan favourite in Russell (a couple will disagree) and Bryson after scoring his hat trick against Forest.
    This one maybe more about the moment than the players but like I say you will struggle if you are looking for current legends and we haven't had many better moments like this for.....erm...years

     
  19. Like
    David reacted to MK in Forum Introductions   
    Hi everyone. I'm a long time reader of the forum so thought i'd finally sign-up and give posting a go rather than just being a voyeur.
    I was born in Derby but moved to London (deepest Chelsea territory) when i was five. To make sure i grew up a Derby fan my dad bought the whole family season tickets and drove the 5hr round trip every other Saturday - hero, i know! I'm 25 now and still make the trip whenever i can. 
  20. Like
    David reacted to DarkFruitsRam7 in Forum Introductions   
    Hello,
    I have posted a few times on the forum but I thought I would introduce myself formally. 
    I'm 16 years old and I've been a season ticket holder since the age of 6. I've been following the forum for a few months and I love reading about the opinions of you all, and it's great to see Mel Morris acknowledging this. I'm a bit of an eternal optimist and I love boasting to my mates about how well the Rams are doing, even convincing some of them to watch the match on Sky tomorrow! Anyway, that's me, COYR!!!
  21. Like
    David got a reaction from Chris Mills in 1884 Group - Legends Flag   
    This one may prove to be controversial but you are going to struggle with current legends as we don't have any, you could say we haven't had any real legends in the last at 40 years. Iconic players plenty. But without going down the what makes a legend debate..... 
    In this one picture you have a moment that a lot of fans will remember for sometime, Martin who is arguably the only player currently to be in a shout of legendary status, another 20 goals this season, promotion and a decent season next year would surely nail that one. You also have a huge fan favourite in Russell (a couple will disagree) and Bryson after scoring his hat trick against Forest.
    This one maybe more about the moment than the players but like I say you will struggle if you are looking for current legends and we haven't had many better moments like this for.....erm...years

     
  22. Like
    David got a reaction from Chester40 in 1884 Group - Legends Flag   
    This one may prove to be controversial but you are going to struggle with current legends as we don't have any, you could say we haven't had any real legends in the last at 40 years. Iconic players plenty. But without going down the what makes a legend debate..... 
    In this one picture you have a moment that a lot of fans will remember for sometime, Martin who is arguably the only player currently to be in a shout of legendary status, another 20 goals this season, promotion and a decent season next year would surely nail that one. You also have a huge fan favourite in Russell (a couple will disagree) and Bryson after scoring his hat trick against Forest.
    This one maybe more about the moment than the players but like I say you will struggle if you are looking for current legends and we haven't had many better moments like this for.....erm...years

     
  23. Like
    David got a reaction from South Derbyshire Ram in 1884 Group - Legends Flag   

     
  24. Like
    David got a reaction from PrivateDerby in 1884 Group - Legends Flag   

    Good times 
  25. Like
    David got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in 1884 Group - Legends Flag   


     
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.