Kamikaze

U23s needing a keeper so makes sense

Do we have the worst scouting network in football history?

Jon Stead, the poor man's Peter Crouch! 

On the up side, we probably don't need a Team Coach now, we can probably get by with a Minibus. Much easier to park at these pokey lower league grounds and at service stations they can park closer to the building which'll be easier for the lads to kick Sibs out to go and get the Crisps and Yorkie Bars and cans of Monster.

The club is an absolute mess, we are in a situation now where young lads who have been with the club for so long, who can see we give youth players a chance, are refusing contracts and looking to move on.
Delap to Man City you can understand, Gordon to Liverpool you can live, the 4 lads being poached by Man United is just about bearable, but if we lose Brown and Ebosele at a time when they have every chance of breaking into a threadbare first time it will go someway to show just how bad things are at the minute.

Seriously are there any fan groups out there looking at pulling a fans bid together or at least one for partial ownership? I’d be willing to put a few grand in. 

If we're talking goalkeepers then look no further than Rotherham's Viktor Johansson

Duck 'em!!  Their fixture pile up was completely their own doing.  THREE separate covid outbreaks???  One could reasonably be expected, especially at the start of the pandemic, but three??!?!?!  If someone were to point out to me that all the Rotherham players and staff live in & train the same 2 bedroom terrace house, that's smack bang in the middle of Rotherham city hospital grounds, next to the ICU I'll cut them some slack.  But if not there's no other excuse.

Final positions in the 20/21 Prediction League updated on 9/5/2021 to yet another dramatic conclusion..
 
PREMIERSHIP
gfs1ram    68 ----------CHAMPION
Cisse    67 ------------ RUNNER UP
jimtastic56    63
Rampage    59
chewbacca    56
r4derby    55
BodminRam    54
gccrowdpleaser    54
Mick Brolly    52
ColonelBlimp    50
JarodyDCFC    50
rammieib    48
Topram    48
BOB BIGGS    47
LeedsCityRam    47
Mckram    47
timlondinium    47
Woodley Ram    47
dcfc the 1 4me    46
rynny    46
 
Championship

Saul    45
DCFC1388    44
Jimbo Ram    44
SKHunter    42
harwich ram    41
Kamikaze    41
Wolfie    41
ramant62    40
TheHospitalier    38
Amberram    37
Dethorn    37
Marriott Ram99    37
Rampant    37
FindernRam    36
ilsonram12    36
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta    36
StevenageRam    36
TimRam    36
Van der MoodHoover    36
Jourdan    35
WharfedaleRam    35
1967Ram    34
dabber    33
Jase116    33
 
Div1

mozza    33
Premier ram    33
RadioactiveWaste    33
Half Fan Half Biscuit    32
Malty    32
RamNut    32
Will Hughes Hair    32
BarrowRam    30
Brammie Steve    30
Carnero    30
cstand    30
BramcoteRam84    29
DesertRam    29
Turk Thrust    29
Asanovic70    28
hintonsboots    28
lukedcfc    28
PendineRam    28
Rich84    27
Roboram    27
Steve How Hard?    27
ziggyram59    27
angieram    26
Beetroot    26
 
Div2

CBRammette    26
Dordogne-Ram    26
Ramsamwidge    25
Wolfie20    25
Kenavo    24
ram1964    24
SKRam    24
TexasRam    24
BriggRam    23
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong    23
OohMartWright    23
Abu Derby    22
archram    22
ramit    22
BucksRam    21
europia    21
Old Sawley Popside    21
Rample    21
sheeponacid    21
Yani P    21
86 Hair Islands    20
Lurky    20
Mos_Ram    20
swansea ram    19
 
Div3

Ted McMinn Football Genius    19
True Ram    19
Mucker1884    18
StarterForTen    18
bucktwo    17
Elgin_Ram    17
jimbo jones    17
Keepyuppy    17
MidWalesRam    17
BathRam72    16
Chris_Martin    16
Rab a dab doo    16
StrawHillRam    16
Xlor    16
JustOneBiblicalKazim    15
REDCAR    14
samwcave    14
superzak    14
Jayram    13
Dean_Saunders    12
Wistaston Ram    12
admira    11
CumbriaRam    11
DCFClks    11
 
Div4

irobinson    11
ViewsFromTheMiddle    11
Kernow    10
Ram-a-lama fa fa fa    10
Robert Earnshws Workrate    10
Slaapwekkend P    10
BuckoBeast    9
EraniosSocks    9
Finch    9
Foxy Ram    9
jcidaho    9
LazloW    9
TomTom92    9
uttoxram75    9
WhiteHorseRam    9
Ambitious    8
Black ('n'White) Sheep    8
Gisby    8
ImARam2    8
RamDotFi    8
Simmo's left foot    8
Addingham Ram    7
NG2Ram    7
rusgb    7
 
Div5

Shaftesbury Street    7
dantheram    6
Eddie    6
Justa    6
Theres's Only Wan Chope    6
Turnstile    6
JMC    5
Sfox1993    5
bimmerman    4
BrudeRAM    4
Diego    4
Eargasm    4
HonitonRam    4
jono    4
minesahartington    4
neil62uk    4
papa_lazarou    4
Simon Bradley    4
StevoRam    4
SWRam    4
twinkletoes    4
AGR    3
atherstoneram    3
66DegreesNorth    3
 
Div6

dcfcreece1601    3
DerbyRam!    3
dilkie    3
Donegal Ram    3
eccles the ram    3
erathirea    3
Gee SCREAMER !!    3
Grimbeard    3
Gritty    3
Ghost of Clough    3
Hathersage Ram    3
King Ramses lll    3
Monty    3
oohmarkwright    3
oldtimeram    3
Ratpackram    3
Sparkle    3
The Scarlet Pimpernel    3
Anag Ram    2
Anna    2
B4ev6is    2
Cocu_Doodle_Do    2
DarkFruitsRam7    2
dingleram    2
 
Div7

Eaststander7    2
England Ram    2
Ellafella    2
Fla Ram    2
FunkyRam    2
JAT    2
KBRam    2
LeBarbe    2
Leeds Ram    2
leroyoftherovers    2
MickD    2
mr kia    2
Mostyn6    2
MK-Ram    2
Nick_Ram    2
1of4    2
Raving    2
richinspain    2
Saturn5    2
Scott129    2
Shipley Ram    2
Sinistra ram rousse    2
Tyler Durden    2
VulcanRam    2
 
Div8

BBG83    1
Bearwood Ram    1
BirkdaleRam    1
Blondest Goat    1
Bobthesock    1
ck-    1
Coconut    1
Dean Saunders hat trick    1
Derbytom    1
EtoileSportiveDeDerby    1
Gaspode    1
GeneralRam    1
GenBr    1
gravyboat    1
Gritstone Ram    1
joooools    1
Jram    1
kevinhectoring    1
LeedsRam1999    1
lrm14    1
Mafiabob    1
MackworthRamIsGod    1
mrdave85    1
NottsRammy    1
 
Non-League

one_chop    1
OUTSIDER    1
Ramley Apple    1
Remy the hare    1
r_wilcockson    1
Tiverton Ram    1
YouRams    1
 
 
Final Placings..
 
 
 Congratulations @gfs1ram on winning the whole darn thing in the very last minute, commiserations to @Cisse who has led for a good while this season, only to blow it at the very last hurdle.
Thanks to all participants,
HAVE A GOOD SUMMER !!
 

I heard Sergio Aguero was going for free in the summer?

Uche Ikpeazu from Wycombe. Hasn’t got the best of stats but always looks good from what I’ve seen of him.

The only reason Rooney is keeping his job is that the club can't afford to bin him. 
Any other manager performing the way he has over the last 15 games would be gone. Done. 
Given that he is staying the best outcome this summer would be for him to go out and find an experienced coach to work with him, because experience is sorely lacking in that department. 

Clear out Rooney first. Then everything else follows. 

Nah there can't be 2 teams in the East Midlands who purposely go out to try and lose football matches.

Just put the game on - not sure if I should support Brentford or Rotherham. 
Brentford because obviously it's the best option.
Rotherham because as a Derby fan, I know if I support them they will lose ?

Just wanted to say they are doing a stellar job of papering over our cracks!
Keep up the good work.
 
Thank God for Rotherham ??
 
You maybe home of the Chuckle Brothers but we have our own Management Duo that'll give them a run for their money!

Well, you’ve done it now, Rotherham are sure to win 4 games on the bounce now to seal our fate! Let’s hope they don’t though, they’re literally our last hope! We may as well forfeit our last two games if we won’t sack the scouser.

Just wanted to say they are doing a stellar job of papering over our cracks!
Keep up the good work.
 
Thank God for Rotherham ??
 
You maybe home of the Chuckle Brothers but we have our own Management Duo that'll give them a run for their money!

Barry Chuckle would be currently doing a better job as DCFC manager...

We need all the help we can get and even the little bit of negative karma brought to the club by the author of this thread could mean a shot from Rotherham on Tuesday gets defected and goes inside the post just to balance the chakras.
If we go down I blame @Kamikaze

You might well have jinxed it ?

All pray for Rotherham.
A fine upstanding club, and a town well blessed with pride, dignity, and some foul mothed bloke in the Director's box.
For Gordon Banks, Herbert Chapman, Peter Elliott, William Hague, Lynne Perrie, David Seaman, Jack P Shepherd, Paul Shane, Howard Webb... and of course... Those bloody Chuckle Brothers... We give thanks for them, and bow unto them.
Pray for them.  Pray with them.
Let's help them back, to where they belong.
Amen.

Came to Bristol bottom of league and went 8 games unbeaten to keep them up, but most of all he established a work ethic / formula at Aberdeen who had been drifting and underachieving for decades, winning a cup and finishing second to Celtic multiple times, really think he's improved as a Manager even from his early success getting St Johnstone promoted, players seem to love him and Shinnie would too 

More 'Paella' in the sky.
We seem to have a magnetic attraction for near do well's, carpetbaggers, penniless sheikh's, pie in the sky dreamers, would, could be millionaires.
While time waits for no man and slow ticks by and we slide back into the mire metaphorically both down the table and financially.
Things are becoming more and more dire. Are we doomed to cast out into the wilderness of League 1.
So will 'who' be our savior, our knight in shinning  armour. Uncle Mel, Rooney, some mystery benefactor. 
No I say it is thousands upon thousand of fans everywhere who live and breathe Derby
Keep the faith I say it can move mountains and sometimes even gain league points.
Where is there is hope there is a chance !