McRamFan

I am a big fan of doing random acts of kindness.

Theses are the rules:
Rule 66
You should
keep both hands on the handlebars except when signalling or changing gear
keep both feet on the pedals
never ride more than two abreast, and ride in single file on narrow or busy roads and when riding round bends
not ride close behind another vehicle
not carry anything which will affect your balance or may get tangled up with your wheels or chain
be considerate of other road users, particularly blind and partially sighted pedestrians. Let them know you are there when necessary, for example, by ringing your bell if you have one. It is recommended that a bell be fitted.
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/rules-for-cyclists-59-to-82
Also riding on a pavement can be a £500 fine, however it is not inforced.

.......and then post their footage on Youtube as though they're some sort of cycling justice warriors; often pursuing, shouting profanities and harassing the motorist who made a mistake. It's as though a motorists mistake is unforgivable but their reckless road rage is justified.

cyclists with helmet cams, it's fine if you are catching ****** drivers, however stick to the rules and keep off pavements and stop at red lights.

I am a big fan of doing random acts of kindness.

Or Greggsit for breakfast...

People who can't drive through floods properly.
Low speed, high revs. and don't fecking stop!
This is swiftly replaced by smug mode when my little Yaris defeats a BMW 325i.

My Dad coming out the other end of an operation to remove a cancerous growth on hi lung in fine fettle, and the doctots really confident they've got it all!!!

PM me if he doesn't.

It's not us it's the others 

Never slept with a watch on.. Funny, I can't leave the house without one but can't wear one indoors..
As soon as I get in I take it off. 

US Presidential election 2016.

At this time of year, morning and evening sun, can be a real pain when driving first or last thing as it is eye ball height, and has a habit of suddenly popping out from behind a cloud.

Then the opposite, where fools driving around with fog lights on a completely clear day.
Or using fog lights in lieu of dipped beam. It's not cool, doesn't make your car look sporty, just makes you look a tool.

Bone headed doom mongers

Buy ten packets and secretly put it into somebody's kitchen cupboard.

Seeing something that makes you giggle, even when you should know better.
 

Seeing something that makes you giggle, even when you should know better.
 

Blokes in company vans driving whilst using their mobiles.
I then get a photo of them and the reg plate and report them if possible.
Normally I wouldn't bother but the very fact that they are driving a van owned by the people that keep a roof over their heads and they don't even attempt to hide their phones belies belief. No person THAT stupid should be in employment let alone be allowed on our roads.
Some people are unfathomable.

People who walk into a supermarket, during a busy period, and just stop and then wonder why someone has either just missed or bumped into them.

Seeing something that makes you giggle, even when you should know better.
 

Seeing something that makes you giggle, even when you should know better.
 

Seeing something that makes you giggle, even when you should know better.
 

People who walk into a supermarket, during a busy period, and just stop and then wonder why someone has either just missed or bumped into them.

People who walk into a supermarket, during a busy period, and just stop and then wonder why someone has either just missed or bumped into them.