AndyinLiverpool

Cheaper than, say, having witnesses dealt with

Is that Rolf Harris?

It's not really a Premier League microcosm - it's a football one, though it is amplified beyond all reason in the premier league. Footballers and managers exist in an environment where they never have to grow up. They play a game in childhood that someone pays them to do in adulthood, surrounded by similar people and those employed to perfom parental tasks like do the shopping, fix stuff etc. Whilst this doesn't necessarily apply to all players, there are a lot of children in adult bodies, who never develop emotionally and are used to getting their own way, throwing tantrums etc. The premier league and media endulge all this like rubbish parents.

Digging deep into 70s nostalgia part of my brain, I believe Alfie Conn was the first of these and I think we had him on loan at some point.

Kenny Miller

There is an alternate reality somewhere where the penalties are awarded and the miss them all.

I'm glad it's not my club

Woops

Another box ticked 😉

dick

how long left?

There are reasons he's playing in the third division

He doesn't really do that

but was it 25 or 30 yards?

Loved Leighton James. Even though Roy Mac and Archie were my big heroes, I had '11' on the back of my first Rams shirt.

Over here in pedants' corner, we'd like to point out that Space X still hasn't worked.

That name doesn't ring any bells at all. Did he do anything else?

They wouldn't even notice

The generator thing is a sort of code. Basically, you'll need one for when the grid goes offline in the coming race war God bless America.

Anything that includes an easily recognisable voice saying 'we' or 'our...'

They might still do that

Ah well

Don't do this to yourself

Head of the America's what?

Tom Lawrence