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Mucker1884

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    Mucker1884 reacted to Brummie Steve in What are you eating tonight   
    Greetings, oh wise one!
    It is some weeks since our last contact but much has happened in the interim:-
    Your entirely justified rebuke cut me to the quick and I abased myself in sackcloth and ashes.
     I wore a hair shirt and neither washed nor shaved, thereby discovering social distancing which seems to have mushroomed recently.
    I sold my worldly goods, moved to the damp, Darklands and have opened a home for orphaned Quorns.
    They are, as you say, really affectionate creatures but they seem to have some strange propensities.
    To observe them, they appear most sedentary and hardly appear to move at all. Yet between sunset and sunrise they appear to have multiplied like mushrooms.
    On the day I opened the orphanage I took in a quartet of Quorn waifs (known as a quorum) and within the week I was boarding 6000 of the Quornlets, or Quorts as I understand they are termed.
    My diet now consists of a special type of mushroom first used by Charles Dodgson before he went down with Alice in Wonderland.
    The home is named Pintpot but I wonder how many more Quorts it will take as you don't get too many Quorts into a pint pot!
    Further details at AdoptaQuort.com.
    Or they would be if I could get broadband in this padded cell.
    Keep safe everyone!
     
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from I know nothing in Coronavirus   
    Boris' letter arrived today.  Can't say I'm that impressed.  "Stay at home, and get as much decorating done as possible before the restrictions end", or words to that effect.
    Admittedly I didn't read it myself, as I was busy decorating, but Muckerette kindly read it out to me, bless her!
     
     
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from reverendo de duivel in Coronavirus   
    Boris' letter arrived today.  Can't say I'm that impressed.  "Stay at home, and get as much decorating done as possible before the restrictions end", or words to that effect.
    Admittedly I didn't read it myself, as I was busy decorating, but Muckerette kindly read it out to me, bless her!
     
     
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from angieram in Coronavirus   
    Boris' letter arrived today.  Can't say I'm that impressed.  "Stay at home, and get as much decorating done as possible before the restrictions end", or words to that effect.
    Admittedly I didn't read it myself, as I was busy decorating, but Muckerette kindly read it out to me, bless her!
     
     
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from Ghost of Clough in Coronavirus   
    I hope to God that's white paint you spilt on her legs!   
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    Mucker1884 reacted to Pastinaak in Cameron Jerome   
    No that wasn't Cameron Jerome, there was a thread about it. I think we'd worked out it was Giles Barnes. Or Nathan Tyson. Or Lenny Henry.
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    Mucker1884 reacted to i-Ram in Goals of the Decades | 1980s   
    Probably about £500 in old money.
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from ariotofmyown in Coronavirus   
    Boris' letter arrived today.  Can't say I'm that impressed.  "Stay at home, and get as much decorating done as possible before the restrictions end", or words to that effect.
    Admittedly I didn't read it myself, as I was busy decorating, but Muckerette kindly read it out to me, bless her!
     
     
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    Mucker1884 reacted to Henrycav81 in DCFC Fans x Derby City Mission Food Bank Fundraiser   
    Yeah we’re all ok ta     
    Started back to work today thank god , apparently making aero engines means I’m a key worker
    Been reading the forum for years now so decided to eventually join in, you really think most posters are ok lol
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    Mucker1884 reacted to Gisby in The disgraceful EFL   
    You came up with all this whilst out walking the dog!!! I just throw mine a stick 😂😂😂
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from Paul71 in Coronavirus   
    Boris' letter arrived today.  Can't say I'm that impressed.  "Stay at home, and get as much decorating done as possible before the restrictions end", or words to that effect.
    Admittedly I didn't read it myself, as I was busy decorating, but Muckerette kindly read it out to me, bless her!
     
     
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    Mucker1884 reacted to ilkleyram in Coronavirus   
    From this angle I think she'll probably miss the bucket
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from Carnero in Coronavirus   
    I hope to God that's white paint you spilt on her legs!   
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from Angry Ram in Coronavirus   
    I hope to God that's white paint you spilt on her legs!   
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from Tamworthram in If the season really did end now... ST refunds?   
    There would only be one fair solution to this, imo.  DCFC to offer a refund, applicable to the remaining games (they are not all valued equally, at 1/23rd the total price).  If they must, deduct some sort of reasonable admin charge from the refund.  Add an alternative of allowing that amount to be deducted from next season's ST, if desired.  (Effectively the same thing, for those of us planning to renew).
    However, there's only one "decent thing" for us fans to do, imo.  Thank them for the above, but refuse both options.  Let them keep it.  (That would be my reaction).
    A close second would be to accept it, and voluntarily donate it "to the Covid-cause".
    It wouldn't be morally right for DCFC to refuse an appropriate refund, and it will lose them "friends"!  Not all of us are floating along on the same financial boat!
    It wouldn't be right for DCFC to tell us the money is being donated elsewhere... regardless of where.  Anything along those lines should be voluntary... in my opinion.
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from Tamworthram in Coronavirus   
    I hope to God that's white paint you spilt on her legs!   
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    Mucker1884 reacted to GboroRam in Irrational Dislikes   
    Ooh, you'll incur the wrath of @ViewsFromTheMiddle. Hope you have plenty of strength for the inevitable onslaught.
    I'm OK - I'm as strong as an ox
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    Mucker1884 reacted to Steve How Hard? in Matches suspended   
    He's just got a bit confused. He was advised to try and fit in with the rest of us baldies. English grammar can be confusing.
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from Tamworthram in Irrational Dislikes   
    That's a bit harsh!  Some of us have no choice!
    Yours sincerely,
    Mr J Fox
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from angieram in Irrational Dislikes   
    That's a bit harsh!  Some of us have no choice!
    Yours sincerely,
    Mr J Fox
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from ViewsFromTheMiddle in Irrational Dislikes   
    That's a bit harsh!  Some of us have no choice!
    Yours sincerely,
    Mr J Fox
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    Mucker1884 got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in Irrational Dislikes   
    That's a bit harsh!  Some of us have no choice!
    Yours sincerely,
    Mr J Fox
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    Mucker1884 reacted to Boycie in Picture where you and your knee are now   
    You’re dressed like that cause you’re always getting wet through! 😂
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    Mucker1884 reacted to richinspain in Picture where you and your knee are now   
    Please, please, please, nobody else post photos of themselves in thongs! (Well, there may be some exceptions but I'd rather not risk it)
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    Mucker1884 reacted to Stagtime in Picture where you and your knee are now   
    I’m a plumber mate, we’re not as soft as sparkies
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