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    mice_elf got a reaction from Colm in How to take a penalty   
    Chris Martin Career Penalty Record :-
    24 Penalties Taken - 15 Scored  9 Missed   62.5% Success Rate
    https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/chris-martin/elfmetertore/spieler/46154
     
    Martyn Waghorn Career Penalty Record :-
    24 Penalties Taken - 21 Scored  3 Missed   87.5% Success Rate
    https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/martyn-waghorn/elfmetertore/spieler/61674
     
    Waggy's career Penalty record is above average, and the Wardrobe's is below average.
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    mice_elf got a reaction from RamuelLJackson in How to take a penalty   
    Chris Martin Career Penalty Record :-
    24 Penalties Taken - 15 Scored  9 Missed   62.5% Success Rate
    https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/chris-martin/elfmetertore/spieler/46154
     
    Martyn Waghorn Career Penalty Record :-
    24 Penalties Taken - 21 Scored  3 Missed   87.5% Success Rate
    https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/martyn-waghorn/elfmetertore/spieler/61674
     
    Waggy's career Penalty record is above average, and the Wardrobe's is below average.
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    mice_elf got a reaction from Dimmu in How to take a penalty   
    Chris Martin Career Penalty Record :-
    24 Penalties Taken - 15 Scored  9 Missed   62.5% Success Rate
    https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/chris-martin/elfmetertore/spieler/46154
     
    Martyn Waghorn Career Penalty Record :-
    24 Penalties Taken - 21 Scored  3 Missed   87.5% Success Rate
    https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/martyn-waghorn/elfmetertore/spieler/61674
     
    Waggy's career Penalty record is above average, and the Wardrobe's is below average.
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    mice_elf got a reaction from therealhantsram in How to take a penalty   
    Chris Martin Career Penalty Record :-
    24 Penalties Taken - 15 Scored  9 Missed   62.5% Success Rate
    https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/chris-martin/elfmetertore/spieler/46154
     
    Martyn Waghorn Career Penalty Record :-
    24 Penalties Taken - 21 Scored  3 Missed   87.5% Success Rate
    https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/martyn-waghorn/elfmetertore/spieler/61674
     
    Waggy's career Penalty record is above average, and the Wardrobe's is below average.
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    mice_elf reacted to i-Ram in How to take a penalty   
    Of the 9 Martin missed;
    1 was missed because there was snow on the ground, very slippy underfoot
    2 were missed because of his oft reported stomach issues - he cramped just as he was about to kick
    2 others were missed because we were away from home and the home fans were making a beastly noise. No one could have scored on those occasions
    1 was missed at Craven Cottage because a freak breeze took the ball wide
    1 was stopped by the keeper who pulled out an absolute worldie of a save; once in a lifetime leap to the top corner of the net
    1 hit the post, and after the match it became clear that the upright was not within EFL stated dimensions.  A bit too thick supposedly.
    1 he put into Row Z because after all he is only human.
    l have posted this to save Roymac and Kash the bother.
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    mice_elf got a reaction from David in Updated Bag Policies   
    I'm not about to boycott The Yard - they've just put Cocu Vin and Scheeper's Pie on the Menu.
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    I made that up - but if they do put that on the Menu, I'm gonna sue for royalty payments!
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    mice_elf reacted to LittleEatonRam in Phillip Cocu, Chris Van der Weerden & Twan Scheepers   
    Burley below Lampard? Nah.
    Burley did a fantastic job despite having no money to spend, a shithouse Board of Directors and a wreck of a squad that he inherited. Against all odds and expectations he lead us to the playoffs playing some superb football.
    Ian Taylor, Tommy Smith, Idiakez, Reich, Rasiak, Bisgaard - all signed for absolutely nothing.
    Lampard by contrast had money to spend, a stable ownership and a decent squad already in place.
    Uncle George worked a miracle.
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    mice_elf got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in Songs for Super Frankie Lampard   
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    How long has this been goin' on
    Well, your friends with their fancy persuasion
    Don't admit that it's part of a scheme
    But I can't help but have my suspicion
    'Cause I ain't quite as dumb as I seem
    Well, you said you were never intending
    To break up our scene in this way
    But there ain't any use in pretending
    It could happen to us any day
    How long has this been goin' on
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    mice_elf got a reaction from Slaapwekkend P in Songs for Super Frankie Lampard   
    How long has this been goin' on
    How long has this been goin' on
    How long has this been goin' on
    How long has this been goin' on
    Well, your friends with their fancy persuasion
    Don't admit that it's part of a scheme
    But I can't help but have my suspicion
    'Cause I ain't quite as dumb as I seem
    Well, you said you were never intending
    To break up our scene in this way
    But there ain't any use in pretending
    It could happen to us any day
    How long has this been goin' on
    How long has this been goin' on
    How long has this been goin' on
    How long has this been goin' on
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    mice_elf got a reaction from Saffy van der Ram in Songs for Super Frankie Lampard   
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    mice_elf got a reaction from Boycie in The Loanee Update Thread 18/19   
    Talk about rose-tinted spectacles! The idea that Hull's good form coincides with Chris Martin's starts is laughable.
    The truth is that Hull's shockingly bad run of form began with the introduction of Chris Martin into their team.
    He made his debut on 15th Sept in a 2-0 win at Home against Ipswich, albeit just in a 3 minute Substitute Cameo at the end of the game.
    He then started in Hull's next 7 games, which saw a run of 5 defeats and 2 draws.
    He was dropped to the bench for the next 3 games, which yielded 2 wins and a draw.
    He then started the next 2 games, yielding a loss and a draw.
    Not surprisingly, he gets dropped again, for the next 6 games, and hey presto!, the team gets back on track with
    5 wins and one draw.
    Frazier Campbell gets injured, so CM starts the next game at Home to Relegation near-certs Bolton, and
    Hallelulah!, he finally manages to score a goal - the fourth in a 6 nil romp. 
    In total, Chris Martin's 16 starts for Hull has yielded 4 wins, 4 draws and 8 defeats.
    In the League, he has 15 starts for 4 wins, 4 draws and 7 defeats - so just 16 points have been gained in
    the 15 League games that he has started. They've got 34 points when he hasn't started.
    He has scored just one goal in his 20+ appearances, and that came in a 6 goal Team demolition of Bolton.
    He's been eligible to play in Hull's last 30 games - this is Hull's Results sequence in the 16 games he's started :-
    LLDLLDLLDWLWDLWW   4 wins/4 draws/8 losses
    This is Hull's Results sequence for the 14 games he could have started, but didn't :-
    WWWDWDWWWWWLDL     9 wins/3 draws/2 losses
    Are you seriously suggesting that Hull are a better team when he starts?
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    mice_elf got a reaction from reverendo de duivel in The Loanee Update Thread 18/19   
    Talk about rose-tinted spectacles! The idea that Hull's good form coincides with Chris Martin's starts is laughable.
    The truth is that Hull's shockingly bad run of form began with the introduction of Chris Martin into their team.
    He made his debut on 15th Sept in a 2-0 win at Home against Ipswich, albeit just in a 3 minute Substitute Cameo at the end of the game.
    He then started in Hull's next 7 games, which saw a run of 5 defeats and 2 draws.
    He was dropped to the bench for the next 3 games, which yielded 2 wins and a draw.
    He then started the next 2 games, yielding a loss and a draw.
    Not surprisingly, he gets dropped again, for the next 6 games, and hey presto!, the team gets back on track with
    5 wins and one draw.
    Frazier Campbell gets injured, so CM starts the next game at Home to Relegation near-certs Bolton, and
    Hallelulah!, he finally manages to score a goal - the fourth in a 6 nil romp. 
    In total, Chris Martin's 16 starts for Hull has yielded 4 wins, 4 draws and 8 defeats.
    In the League, he has 15 starts for 4 wins, 4 draws and 7 defeats - so just 16 points have been gained in
    the 15 League games that he has started. They've got 34 points when he hasn't started.
    He has scored just one goal in his 20+ appearances, and that came in a 6 goal Team demolition of Bolton.
    He's been eligible to play in Hull's last 30 games - this is Hull's Results sequence in the 16 games he's started :-
    LLDLLDLLDWLWDLWW   4 wins/4 draws/8 losses
    This is Hull's Results sequence for the 14 games he could have started, but didn't :-
    WWWDWDWWWWWLDL     9 wins/3 draws/2 losses
    Are you seriously suggesting that Hull are a better team when he starts?
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    mice_elf got a reaction from Carl Sagan in First Derby Player You Ever Saw Score a Goal Live   
    Keith Havenhand in a 1-1 draw against Rotherham at the BBG in March 1962 - I was 8 years old at the time :-
    https://www.11v11.com/matches/Derby-county-v-rotherham-united-03-march-1962-110920/
    Starting lineup:
    Goalkeeper     Reg Matthews
    Defender       Mick Hopkinson
    Full back      Geoff Barrowcliffe
    Centre half     Les Moore
    Wing half      Glyn Davies
    Outside right    Don Roby
    Centre forward    Bill Curry
    Forward        Bob Stephenson
    Winger         Ray Swallow
    I had to look up the goalscorer.
    It was a pretty ropey match - I couldn't believe how long, and how often, the ball seemed to be in the air!
    I believe it was Bob Stephenson's debut, memorable because he was Derbyshire's Wicketkeeper understudy to 
    Bob Taylor. Ian Buxton was a regular player round those years, so we had two Cricketing footballers on the 
    Books at that time.  
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    mice_elf got a reaction from i-Ram in First Derby Player You Ever Saw Score a Goal Live   
    Keith Havenhand in a 1-1 draw against Rotherham at the BBG in March 1962 - I was 8 years old at the time :-
    https://www.11v11.com/matches/Derby-county-v-rotherham-united-03-march-1962-110920/
    Starting lineup:
    Goalkeeper     Reg Matthews
    Defender       Mick Hopkinson
    Full back      Geoff Barrowcliffe
    Centre half     Les Moore
    Wing half      Glyn Davies
    Outside right    Don Roby
    Centre forward    Bill Curry
    Forward        Bob Stephenson
    Winger         Ray Swallow
    I had to look up the goalscorer.
    It was a pretty ropey match - I couldn't believe how long, and how often, the ball seemed to be in the air!
    I believe it was Bob Stephenson's debut, memorable because he was Derbyshire's Wicketkeeper understudy to 
    Bob Taylor. Ian Buxton was a regular player round those years, so we had two Cricketing footballers on the 
    Books at that time.  
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    mice_elf got a reaction from Will Hughes Hair in Nick Blackman - Joined Sporting de Gijon on loan   
    He played well in his only game in Spain last Season, for Maccabi Tel Aviv against Villareal 
    in the Europa League. Scored an absolute peach of a goal - see the clip below, where you'll
    also catch sight of Steve McClaren on the Tel Aviv bench :-
    http://www.footballhighlights247.com/villarreal-maccabi-tel-aviv-match-highlights.m107215.html
    Sporting Gijon player Jean-Sylvain Babin was on loan at Maccabi Tel Aviv alongside Blackman last 
    Season, so he knows at least one of his new Teammates.
    I wish him well at his new Club.
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    mice_elf got a reaction from DCFC1388 in Nick Blackman - Joined Sporting de Gijon on loan   
    He played well in his only game in Spain last Season, for Maccabi Tel Aviv against Villareal 
    in the Europa League. Scored an absolute peach of a goal - see the clip below, where you'll
    also catch sight of Steve McClaren on the Tel Aviv bench :-
    http://www.footballhighlights247.com/villarreal-maccabi-tel-aviv-match-highlights.m107215.html
    Sporting Gijon player Jean-Sylvain Babin was on loan at Maccabi Tel Aviv alongside Blackman last 
    Season, so he knows at least one of his new Teammates.
    I wish him well at his new Club.
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    mice_elf got a reaction from LeedsRam1999 in Nick Blackman - Joined Sporting de Gijon on loan   
    He played well in his only game in Spain last Season, for Maccabi Tel Aviv against Villareal 
    in the Europa League. Scored an absolute peach of a goal - see the clip below, where you'll
    also catch sight of Steve McClaren on the Tel Aviv bench :-
    http://www.footballhighlights247.com/villarreal-maccabi-tel-aviv-match-highlights.m107215.html
    Sporting Gijon player Jean-Sylvain Babin was on loan at Maccabi Tel Aviv alongside Blackman last 
    Season, so he knows at least one of his new Teammates.
    I wish him well at his new Club.
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    mice_elf got a reaction from Van der MoodHoover in Nick Blackman - Joined Sporting de Gijon on loan   
    He played well in his only game in Spain last Season, for Maccabi Tel Aviv against Villareal 
    in the Europa League. Scored an absolute peach of a goal - see the clip below, where you'll
    also catch sight of Steve McClaren on the Tel Aviv bench :-
    http://www.footballhighlights247.com/villarreal-maccabi-tel-aviv-match-highlights.m107215.html
    Sporting Gijon player Jean-Sylvain Babin was on loan at Maccabi Tel Aviv alongside Blackman last 
    Season, so he knows at least one of his new Teammates.
    I wish him well at his new Club.
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    mice_elf got a reaction from RamNut in Dcfc Crossword   
    I'm not totally confident about 2 and 3 down, but I'll go with :-
     
     
    4  across - wisdom
    7  across - gerry daly
    8  across - futcher
    10 across - tommy johnson
    11 across - gemmill
    12 across - durban
    14 across - david nish
    15 across - robertson
    16 across - billy davies
    1  down   - buckley
    2  down   - pringle                       
    3  down   - mark dennis                             
    5  down   - harry wilson
    6  down   - carbonari
    9  down   - roger davies
    13 down   - banovic
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    mice_elf got a reaction from DesertRam in Dcfc Crossword   
    9  across   steve bloomer  
    10 across   deano
    11 across   langan
    13 across   hector
    14 across   tomas cywka
    15 across   juventus
    16 across   rowett
    1  down     francis lee
    2  down     popside  
    3  down     baiano
    4  down     vydra
    5  down     peter taylor
    6  down     bennett
    7  down     longson
    8  down     finn harps
    12 down     george
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    mice_elf got a reaction from RamNut in Dcfc Crossword   
    9  across   steve bloomer  
    10 across   deano
    11 across   langan
    13 across   hector
    14 across   tomas cywka
    15 across   juventus
    16 across   rowett
    1  down     francis lee
    2  down     popside  
    3  down     baiano
    4  down     vydra
    5  down     peter taylor
    6  down     bennett
    7  down     longson
    8  down     finn harps
    12 down     george
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    mice_elf got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in Matej Vydra - Signed for Burnley   
    Depends how you measure success I guess. 
    He was only 21 years old when he went to West Brom on loan in the Premier League 2013/14, off
    the back of a good Season on loan at Watford in the Championship. That Season at Watford being the first full
    Season of his career, having joined them on loan from Udinese at the age of 20. 
    In 23 Premier League appearances, he scored 3 Goals and had 4 Goal Assists. Those bare stats don't 
    knock your socks off, but when you see that he was only on the Pitch for 668 minutes in those 23 
    appearances, then that puts an entirely different complexion on things. That gives him a Goal/Goal Assist
    for every 95 minutes played in the Premier League :-
    https://www.transfermarkt.com/matej-vydra/detaillierteleistungsdaten/spieler/101500
    You also have to take into account the state of West Brom that Season. Their joint League top-scorers were 
    Saido Berahino and Stephane Sessegnon with just 5 goals apiece. These are the stats for their more attack-minded
    players that season ( Forwards and attacking midfielders) :-
    Saido Berahino          - 32 Appearances (11 starts/ 22 subs), 1402 minutes played, 5 goals and 2 assists
    Morgan Amaltifano   - 28           "          (26 starts/  2 subs),  2152      "            "      , 4 goals and 4 assists
    Stephane Sessegnon - 26           "          (23 starts/  3 subs),  1962      "            "      , 5 goals and 1 assists
    Victor Anichebe         - 26           "          (11 starts/ 15 subs), 1216      "            "      , 3 goals and 3 assists
    Matej Vydra               - 23           "          (  7 starts/ 16 subs),   668      "            "      , 3 goals and 4 assists 
    Shane Long               - 15            "          (11 starts/  4 subs),  1035      "            "      , 3 goals and 1 assists
    Zoltan Gera               - 14            "          (  5 starts/  9 subs),    482      "            "      , 0 goals and 1 assists
    Nicolas Anelka          - 12            "          (11 starts/  1 subs),    856      "            "      , 2 goals and 0 assists
    Scott Sinclair             -   8            "          (  4 starts/  4 subs),    300      "            "      , 0 goals and 1 assists
    Thieva Bifouma         -   6            "          (  3 starts/  3 subs),    251      "            "      , 2 goals and 0 assists
    Markus Rosenberg    -   4            "          (  1 starts/  3 subs),      88      "            "      , 0 goals and 0 assists
    All above stats from Transfermarkt and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013–14_West_Bromwich_Albion_F.C._season
    Given that Vydra has spent pretty much his entire career out on loan, whilst the Pozzo's tried to maximise his value -  
    https://www.transfermarkt.com/matej-vydra/transfers/spieler/101500 -
    then it is hardly surprising that his career stats appear a bit hit and miss. It might also explain why he seems a tad 
    reluctant to leave the only Club where he's spent 2 consecutive Seasons in one place.
    Quite why so many Rams fans are  desperate to get the Golden Boot Winner out of the Club is a mystery to me.
     
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    mice_elf got a reaction from Gee SCREAMER !! in Matej Vydra - Signed for Burnley   
    Depends how you measure success I guess. 
    He was only 21 years old when he went to West Brom on loan in the Premier League 2013/14, off
    the back of a good Season on loan at Watford in the Championship. That Season at Watford being the first full
    Season of his career, having joined them on loan from Udinese at the age of 20. 
    In 23 Premier League appearances, he scored 3 Goals and had 4 Goal Assists. Those bare stats don't 
    knock your socks off, but when you see that he was only on the Pitch for 668 minutes in those 23 
    appearances, then that puts an entirely different complexion on things. That gives him a Goal/Goal Assist
    for every 95 minutes played in the Premier League :-
    https://www.transfermarkt.com/matej-vydra/detaillierteleistungsdaten/spieler/101500
    You also have to take into account the state of West Brom that Season. Their joint League top-scorers were 
    Saido Berahino and Stephane Sessegnon with just 5 goals apiece. These are the stats for their more attack-minded
    players that season ( Forwards and attacking midfielders) :-
    Saido Berahino          - 32 Appearances (11 starts/ 22 subs), 1402 minutes played, 5 goals and 2 assists
    Morgan Amaltifano   - 28           "          (26 starts/  2 subs),  2152      "            "      , 4 goals and 4 assists
    Stephane Sessegnon - 26           "          (23 starts/  3 subs),  1962      "            "      , 5 goals and 1 assists
    Victor Anichebe         - 26           "          (11 starts/ 15 subs), 1216      "            "      , 3 goals and 3 assists
    Matej Vydra               - 23           "          (  7 starts/ 16 subs),   668      "            "      , 3 goals and 4 assists 
    Shane Long               - 15            "          (11 starts/  4 subs),  1035      "            "      , 3 goals and 1 assists
    Zoltan Gera               - 14            "          (  5 starts/  9 subs),    482      "            "      , 0 goals and 1 assists
    Nicolas Anelka          - 12            "          (11 starts/  1 subs),    856      "            "      , 2 goals and 0 assists
    Scott Sinclair             -   8            "          (  4 starts/  4 subs),    300      "            "      , 0 goals and 1 assists
    Thieva Bifouma         -   6            "          (  3 starts/  3 subs),    251      "            "      , 2 goals and 0 assists
    Markus Rosenberg    -   4            "          (  1 starts/  3 subs),      88      "            "      , 0 goals and 0 assists
    All above stats from Transfermarkt and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013–14_West_Bromwich_Albion_F.C._season
    Given that Vydra has spent pretty much his entire career out on loan, whilst the Pozzo's tried to maximise his value -  
    https://www.transfermarkt.com/matej-vydra/transfers/spieler/101500 -
    then it is hardly surprising that his career stats appear a bit hit and miss. It might also explain why he seems a tad 
    reluctant to leave the only Club where he's spent 2 consecutive Seasons in one place.
    Quite why so many Rams fans are  desperate to get the Golden Boot Winner out of the Club is a mystery to me.
     
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    mice_elf got a reaction from reverendo de duivel in Matej Vydra - Signed for Burnley   
    Depends how you measure success I guess. 
    He was only 21 years old when he went to West Brom on loan in the Premier League 2013/14, off
    the back of a good Season on loan at Watford in the Championship. That Season at Watford being the first full
    Season of his career, having joined them on loan from Udinese at the age of 20. 
    In 23 Premier League appearances, he scored 3 Goals and had 4 Goal Assists. Those bare stats don't 
    knock your socks off, but when you see that he was only on the Pitch for 668 minutes in those 23 
    appearances, then that puts an entirely different complexion on things. That gives him a Goal/Goal Assist
    for every 95 minutes played in the Premier League :-
    https://www.transfermarkt.com/matej-vydra/detaillierteleistungsdaten/spieler/101500
    You also have to take into account the state of West Brom that Season. Their joint League top-scorers were 
    Saido Berahino and Stephane Sessegnon with just 5 goals apiece. These are the stats for their more attack-minded
    players that season ( Forwards and attacking midfielders) :-
    Saido Berahino          - 32 Appearances (11 starts/ 22 subs), 1402 minutes played, 5 goals and 2 assists
    Morgan Amaltifano   - 28           "          (26 starts/  2 subs),  2152      "            "      , 4 goals and 4 assists
    Stephane Sessegnon - 26           "          (23 starts/  3 subs),  1962      "            "      , 5 goals and 1 assists
    Victor Anichebe         - 26           "          (11 starts/ 15 subs), 1216      "            "      , 3 goals and 3 assists
    Matej Vydra               - 23           "          (  7 starts/ 16 subs),   668      "            "      , 3 goals and 4 assists 
    Shane Long               - 15            "          (11 starts/  4 subs),  1035      "            "      , 3 goals and 1 assists
    Zoltan Gera               - 14            "          (  5 starts/  9 subs),    482      "            "      , 0 goals and 1 assists
    Nicolas Anelka          - 12            "          (11 starts/  1 subs),    856      "            "      , 2 goals and 0 assists
    Scott Sinclair             -   8            "          (  4 starts/  4 subs),    300      "            "      , 0 goals and 1 assists
    Thieva Bifouma         -   6            "          (  3 starts/  3 subs),    251      "            "      , 2 goals and 0 assists
    Markus Rosenberg    -   4            "          (  1 starts/  3 subs),      88      "            "      , 0 goals and 0 assists
    All above stats from Transfermarkt and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013–14_West_Bromwich_Albion_F.C._season
    Given that Vydra has spent pretty much his entire career out on loan, whilst the Pozzo's tried to maximise his value -  
    https://www.transfermarkt.com/matej-vydra/transfers/spieler/101500 -
    then it is hardly surprising that his career stats appear a bit hit and miss. It might also explain why he seems a tad 
    reluctant to leave the only Club where he's spent 2 consecutive Seasons in one place.
    Quite why so many Rams fans are  desperate to get the Golden Boot Winner out of the Club is a mystery to me.
     
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