Van der MoodHoover

Are you still thinking about that bright red throbber?

Lovely! NML corners in recent games have been unbelievable, he always seems to get them right under the bar. About time we made use of one of them!

Don't know as I was stuck in semi-recline mode and couldn't see the screen properly.
Perhaps it was just as well......

Well I am not inconsiderably incandescent with rage.
Turns out my electronically reclining wonder wing-back runs off a rechargeable battery and the fecker has run out........

I might have known! 🙄
I should have put "... hinted towards a negative aspect to the result or ridiculously off-topic recliner-related puns like NML playing like a Laz-y-boy, or us needing a cushion before the Carlisle game.  Or even how have we got sofa up the table playing this rubbish, or Warne can go swivel, etc!"
To be fair, the latter would have been well worth having a catch up on here, and more preferable.  Sod it... lets do it anyway!  I'll try to think of some!    🤣🍻

It's 43 pages of the merits and contractual position of my shiny new DFS motorised recliner........
Wish now I'd got it on loan and could send it back. Sadly the returns window has closed.....

Wtf was Wilson fannying around at there?

Early enthusiasm has waned at moodhoover Manor.
Recliner set to prone position.....

This is worse than the first half from our point of view.

I think I've put enough effort into following DCFC this season so I've invested in an electrically rocking armchair for the run-in.....
Just like one of our poorer signings I've bought it from dfs on a 4 year contract and it'll probably break down within a year.....

Already on the wine and port....

I’m a few glasses of red ahead of you, not helping my enjoyment of the game so far.
keep going, you may have more luck than me!

She's just booked a windscreen replacement with auto windscreens, so I started showing her old Derby kits 
It went down as well as you'd expect. Couple of eye rolls and a 'oh, right... coool' 
 

What a purchase CBT is turning out to be.

I blame the congested fixture schedule for us looking so poor. All these games one after another. If only we could have a whole week to work on our ply and skills without the relentless drum beat of fixtures....
.....oh.....er,......hang on....

Early enthusiasm has waned at moodhoover Manor.
Recliner set to prone position.....

Early enthusiasm has waned at moodhoover Manor.
Recliner set to prone position.....

What an appalling game of football. 
They are abject and we are trying to do our best to match them.
So disjointed, dreadful passing and control.
The linesmen are on crack.
Collins has touched the ball twice and if CBT can play for Derby then anyone who can run 100m in under 12 seconds can too.
 

They’re admiring the car park instead 

Car park looked empty.

This lot looks dreadful.

Luckily Wycombe look worse.

You’ll probably find you inadvertently over use it, and end up with a 1 year contract extension.

This lot looks dreadful.

I think I've put enough effort into following DCFC this season so I've invested in an electrically rocking armchair for the run-in.....
Just like one of our poorer signings I've bought it from dfs on a 4 year contract and it'll probably break down within a year.....