Van der MoodHoover

Barks didn't look fully fit whether came on the other night and he's had another gas out training session to break him since then.....

Don't know as I was stuck in semi-recline mode and couldn't see the screen properly. Perhaps it was just as well......

Well I am not inconsiderably incandescent with rage. Turns out my electronically reclining wonder wing-back runs off a rechargeable battery and the fecker has run out........

3-1 to the Rams Let's say Collins frgs, restored to the CF position.

It's 43 pages of the merits and contractual position of my shiny new DFS motorised recliner........ Wish now I'd got it on loan and could send it back. Sadly the returns window has closed.....

Add to that list what looked like time wasting. We seemed to take ages over throw ins and goal kicks at the start of the 2nd half. No attempt to build momentum at all.

Wilson flatters to deceive. For all the little dribbles, feints and flicks he's produced very little.

Wtf was Wilson fannying around at there?

Why are we playing at the pace of a side trying to defend a 1-0 lead against a top team. No pace or urgency.

This is worse than the first half from our point of view.

I'll take your windscreens and raise you an office desk pedestal.......🙄

I blame the congested fixture schedule for us looking so poor. All these games one after another. If only we could have a whole week to work on our ply and skills without the relentless drum beat of fixtures.... .....oh.....er,......hang on....

Already on the wine and port....

Early enthusiasm has waned at moodhoover Manor. Recliner set to prone position.....

Have any Wycombe supporters turned up for the match?

This lot looks dreadful.

What a purchase CBT is turning out to be.

I think I've put enough effort into following DCFC this season so I've invested in an electrically rocking armchair for the run-in..... Just like one of our poorer signings I've bought it from dfs on a 4 year contract and it'll probably break down within a year.....

A 60,000 state of the art stadium in Small Heath absolutely beggars belief. It'd never get built as all those cheery locals would be continually making off with the materials.....

Can we make an application for the bobble hat to be similarly designated?

0-3 to the Rams. Capitalising on their Wembley exertions. Collins frgs

That was last season tho, when they did stay up, no?

We haven't really had many games that have been an "easy watch" all season so no real change there.

Thought we'd have taken over the DRI by now....

Surely if RD wanted access to the greatest number of DCFC players and staff, then they should head to the treatment room, not the training ground?