I really want us to sign this guy. I know naff all about him other than he scores goals and there's a sticker in my local boozers gents that says he's "fast enough to catch a pigeon". 😂
But how long ago was it? It gets mentioned so regularly around transfer time I've lost any concept of when it first game up!
Or do I really want to know? Will it just make me feel depressingly old?