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dabber got a reaction from Crewton in Match Thread: vs Bristol Rovers (a)
Parked on a double yellow apparently
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dabber got a reaction from Ramrob in Match Thread: vs Bristol Rovers (a)
Parked on a double yellow apparently
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dabber reacted to maxjam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Bob forgot his anniversary.
Bob's wife wasn't very happy.
After much waiving of arms and shouting she went to bed demanding something that goes from 0-200 in under 5 seconds on the drive outside the house in the morning when she gets up.
The next morning Bob gets up early and leaves for work.
Bob's wife gets up a while later opens the curtains and sees a box on the drive. She gets dressed, goes downstairs and brings the package into the house. Inside she finds a set of scales.
Bob hasn't been seen since last Friday...
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dabber reacted to TimRam in Watchable telly
The partnership with Swindlehurst really should have got us promoted.
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dabber reacted to Gee SCREAMER !! in Nigel Clough
He does have the bonus of course of getting a side to the Championship that were even smaller than Rotherham and actually keeping them up for two seasons. He likes to get past the first rounds of proper cups as well, semi final being the favourite.
He can find a bargain as well. Think our net spend over 4 years must have been about 2million and he reduced the squad by half, cut the wage bill in half, brought through some youngsters we got 16 million quid for and brought the average age down by about 5 years.
On top off that he mightily pissed of Forest fans by turning down the chance to manage them and stay here. Then they went all non league Nigel on him and started having have an annual day for the demi god that was Fawaz.
Bloke did a good job on the whole. His last few games where I suspect he knew what was coming clouds the water.
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dabber reacted to GB SPORTS in A new daily game. Name the year & opponents of a famous Rams match
Eventually after much grovelling and charm managed to convince her I was worth another chance.
Eventually we married and have three brilliant kids and five grandkids,although since we have both moved on !!!
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dabber reacted to GB SPORTS in A new daily game. Name the year & opponents of a famous Rams match
January 1986, arrived in Sheffield a little worst for wear our designated driver parked in St marys church car park within a stones throw of the away end.
Managed to get into the ground just as the match kicked off, rare for those days some of our crew has seat tickets, others had standing tickets, i had aquired a seat ticket, the away end was in full song c8000 Derby fans chanting Arthur Cox's Black and White army the noise was near on deafening. The match progressed the Rams were playing better than their oppositon a full division above them.
The Blades breakaway with 10 minutes or so and the now Roy Hodgson sidekick, Ray Lewington places a scruffy shot past Mark Wallington into the goal. The 8000 are silenced briefly, the flag goes up for offside and it is disallowed, Cacophony in the away end is resumed with a greater volume than before the annulment.
A furher 10-15 minutes go by, Derby are still in the ascendency, we get a corner, it is swung over by Jeff Chandler?, Captain Marvel rises a above the United defence and buries his header into the back of the net.
Derby fans are in raptures, the match sort of peters out with Derby holding the Blades quite comfortably, the final whistle blows and the super rams are in the Fifth Round.
Coming out of the ground the atmosphere is a little hostile with the natives unhappy that their own (obviously offside) goal was disallowed and the FA cup adventures curtailed for another year.
We embark in our vehicle to head back into the God's county and decide to have a few refreshment stops on the way home, much singing and dancing in Chesterfield, Clay Cross, Shirland, Ofton and Marehay.
i get dropped off at home c 8pm, it is cold evening and the frost is spreading it's silvery sparkly fingers over the lawn and driveway around the house.
i suddenly click that i was supposed to be taking my new very attractive girlfriend out for the night, i had forgot completely with the euphoria of victory celebrations and the intense alcholic haze.
I smelt strongly of man sweat and stale bitter etc. so i had 30 minutes to run a bath and make myself presentable for the said young lady who was to arrive in our Taxi at 8.30pm and then onto Derby for a night of Dancing and more alcohol.
Got in the bath and the next thing i know i wake up with a cold shock, it is pitch black and the water of my once steaming bath is tepid.
With pounding head i get gingerly out and start to dry myself and get myself warm.
i look at the clock it is 3am, suddenly in blind panic i realise that i had a date 6 hours plus before.
i search the house vainly expecting the said young lady to be there instead i find the inevitable Dear John letter on the mantlepiece.
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dabber reacted to Henrycav81 in Test Cricket is Back
They wanted over 50 with 2 wickets left and we’ve not had any fielders near the batsmen they’ve not been in any trouble we seem to hope they’ll get themselves out
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dabber reacted to Caerphilly Ram in Paul Warne Pre-Season Interview
I figured this deserves its own thread as Warne discusses a number of the points we have multiple threads dedicated to. He discusses the progress of transfer negotiations, Didzy leaving, the club being a draw for players, the calibre of players he’s working to sign…. Give it a watch;
For anyone not wanting to watch it in full there is a written summary of the key points here also;
https://www.dcfc.co.uk/news/2023/06/warne-interview-post-season-june-23
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dabber reacted to cstand in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
East Fife 4th Forfar 5th
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dabber reacted to mozza in mo55y's Prediction League updates, 2022/23 season.
League tables, up to and including Ipswich Town match
Premiership
jimtastic56 64
AndyB 60
Carnero 53
LeedsCityRam 52
Wolfie20 51
FlyBritishMidland 49
Mick Brolly 49
timlondinium 48
DCFC1388 47
rynny 47
Blondest Goat 46
BOB BIGGS 45
Miggins 45
Wolfie 45
leroyoftherovers 44
Brammie Steve 43
Chris_Martin 43
Fla Ram 43
HedgeEnder 43
TF Ram 43
Championship
mozza 42
BodminRam 41
Ramifications 41
BucksRam 40
rammieib 40
TheHospitalier 40
angieram 39
dabber 39
OohMartWright 39
ilsonram12 38
Jase116 38
Jourdan 38
ColonelBlimp 37
Dordogne-Ram 37
hintonsboots 37
Kenavo 37
Ted McMinn Football Genius 37
TimRam 37
WharfedaleRam 37
archram 35
hydraulic ram 35
Sparkle 35
dcfc the 1 4me 34
FindernRam 34
Div1
sheeponacid 34
True Ram 34
Rampant 33
Steve How Hard? 33
Yani P 33
Addingham Ram 32
Foreveram 32
REDCAR 32
StevenageRam 31
StrawHillRam 31
harwich ram 30
Osbaldwick 30
BathRam72 29
Mckram 29
r4derby 29
Alan Ramage 4 EVA 28
cstand 28
Kernow 28
Asanovic70 27
DCFC Kicks 27
JMC 27
jono 27
Topram 27
DCFC4LIFE 26
Div2
Premier ram 26
Rich84 26
Amberram 25
BramcoteRam84 25
Dean (hick) Saunders 25
Elgin_Ram 25
EssendonRam 25
Woodley Ram 25
BriggRam 24
Foxy Ram 24
RodleyRam 24
Ramsamwidge 23
SKHunter 23
BarrowRam 22
Jimbo Ram 22
MidWalesRam 22
Simmo's left foot 22
gccrowdpleaser 21
Grimbeard 21
PendineRam 21
DesertRam 20
Ramant62 20
CBRammette 19
86 Hair Islands 19
Div3
Van der MoodHoover 19
RadioactiveWaste 18
PrideParkhead 17
richinspain 17
Johnnyoj 16
Malty 16
Alty_Ram 15
Scott129 15
europia 13
Mucker1884 13
1967Ram 13
TexasRam 12
Andrew1 11
B4ev6is 11
DiggerB 11
TomTom92 11
Elwood P Dowd 10
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta 10
StarterForTen 10
JarodyDCFC 9
papa_lazarou 9
Sussex Ram 9
Electric Ram 8
MadAmster 8
Div4
Magicman 8
MickD 8
NG2Ram 8
Ramslad1992 8
taffyram 8
BrudeRAM 7
Ellafella 7
HonitonRam 7
Abu Derby 6
Lac291884 6
LittleEatonRam 6
Manchester Ram 6
Parsnip 6
Simon Bradley 6
Steve Buckley's Dog 6
Animal is a Ram 5
bimmerman 5
chewbacca 5
Gee SCREAMER !! 5
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong 5
LERam 5
RamDotFi 5
ramit 5
Curtains 4
Div5
Dethorn 4
Donegal Ram 4
EnigmaRam 4
erathirea 4
InstaRam 4
irobinson 4
Kinder 4
Millenniumram 4
minesahartington 4
swansea ram 4
bcnram 3
Bris Vegas 3
Igorwasking 3
Jayram 3
Jortat 3
MACKWORTHRAM 3
plymouthram 3
S8TY 3
sage 3
samwcave 3
Skin em Ted 3
The Scarlet Pimpernel 3
TomG 3
ziggazagga 3
Div6
alanmarklewis 2
Boycie 2
bucktwo 2
EraniosSocks 2
JustOneBiblicalKazim 2
Keepyuppy 2
kevinhectoring 2
lukedcfc 2
MarsdenRam 2
oohmarkwright 2
1977 Ram Raider 2
Ram-a-lama fa fa fa 2
San Fran Van Rams 2
Turk Thrust 2
whaley bridge Ram 2
Wistaston Ram 2
AlvoRam! 1
Ambitious 1
AndyinLiverpool 1
Betty Swollocks 1
Caerphilly Ram 1
California Ram 1
Carlin 1
CBX1985 1
Div7
Chopper 1
Dcfcsr92 1
Diego 1
Edtheram 1
EtoileSportiveDeDerby 1
gravyboat 1
hales300k 1
ivo_knoflicek 1
jameso 1
Marriot Ram99 1
Needlesh 1
NorwichExile 1
NottmRAM 1
Ratpackram 1
Seth's left foot 1
Spacehorse 1
Toadbelly 1
VulcanRam 1
AdamSumnerDCFC6 0
alram 0
Bill Curry 0
CabalieCap 0
Charliegeorge1962 0
Crewton 0
Div8
devonram1980 0
drgoodspeak 0
Eatonram 0
Ewethanised 0
glyn1957 0
Gritstone Ram 0
Hoppo 0
Justa 0
lagavulinram 0
Leeds Ram 0
LeedsRam1999 0
LoughboroughRam 0
Mihangel 0
mr kia 0
Mrso 0
Oldben 0
one_chop 0
OssieEnd 0
PistoldPete 0
Ramarena 0
scout's dad 0
Sheff Ram 0
SKRam 0
South Ram 0
Div9
Tamworthram 0
tomsdubs 0
Tyler Durden 0
WystonRam 0
zaragozaram 0
T.B.C.
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dabber reacted to mozza in mo55y's Prediction League updates, 2022/23 season.
Derby County v Ipswich Town
5pts
Alan Ramage 4 EVA 28
Alty_Ram 15
BOB BIGGS 45
BodminRam 41
dabber 39
FlyBritishMidland 49
Jase116 38
jimtastic56 64
LeedsCityRam 52
Mckram 29
rammieib 40
rynny 47
TF Ram 43
TheHospitalier 40
timlondinium 48
Wolfie20 51
3pts
bcnram 3
DCFC1388 47
FindernRam 34
Fla Ram 43
ilsonram12 38
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta 10
MickD 8
Ramifications 41
Rampant 33
Rich84 26
Ted McMinn Football Genius 37
TomTom92 11
Wolfie 45
2pts
AndyB 60
hydraulic ram 35
JMC 27
mozza 42
REDCAR 32
1pt
Abu Derby 6
angieram 39
Andrew1 11
Blondest Goat 46
BriggRam 24
CBRammette 19
Elwood P Dowd 10
Jimbo Ram 22
Keepyuppy 2
Kenavo 37
LittleEatonRam 6
lukedcfc 2
Miggins 45
Osbaldwick 30
Ramant62 20
StevenageRam 31
TimRam 37
Topram 27
WharfedaleRam 37
Derby County 0 Ipswich Town 2, '0' = FRGS.
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dabber reacted to loweman2 in The Greatest ?
To Derby County fans of a certain age this man was God, he was our generations Kevin Hector, his name would reverberate around the Baseball Ground for many years, even long after he had left us, it was his goals that dragged us kicking and screaming up the football league, Peter Taylor’s last moment of genius to add to those many legends he had spotted years before with his mate Brian.
Bobby is a super proud man, he still doesn’t understand the cult hero status that he holds in Derby with the fans, I think that it is a sad reflection on football that he is now working as a baggage handler at Leeds airport.
He should be walking around in diamond encrusted shoes, driving his Aston Martin, he has tried numerous years to let back into the club as a coach with the youth team but that became impenetrable under a certain individual and also MM.
He worked at St George’s for the FA for a number of years.
In my eyes he is an absolute legend of Derby County, an absolute idol as a kid, when everybody else had the keegans, dalglshes and Linekers we had Bobby, we might have been in the third division but it didn’t matter !
he never missed those one on ones with the keeper, he got his head in where it hurt and he had that great 80s moustache.
so heres to you Bobby Davison, Derby loves you more than you will know !
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dabber reacted to mozza in mo55y's Prediction League updates, 2022/23 season.
Derby County v Charlton Athletic
5pts
NONE
3pts
Addingham Ram 24
Alan Ramage 4 EVA 15
AndyB 49
angieram 30
Andrew1 10
Blondest Goat 35
BOB BIGGS 37
Brammie Steve 35
BucksRam 32
Carnero 43
Chris_Martin 33
DCFC Kicks 21
dcfc the 1 4me 30
Dean (hick) Saunders 21
Dordogne-Ram 29
Elgin_Ram 23
EssendonRam 19
Fla Ram 30
FlyBritishMidland 38
Foreveram 28
HedgeEnder 40
hintonsboots 29
hydraulic ram 27
jimtastic56 49
Kernow 24
LeedsCityRam 36
Miggins 33
OohMartWright 30
PrideParkhead 12
Rampant 24
SKHunter 17
Steve How Hard? 29
StrawHillRam 25
Ted McMinn Football Genius 30
TheHospitalier 30
timlondinium 35
WharfedaleRam 31
2pts
Ramant62 14
Wolfie 32
1pt
Amberram 23
archram 33
BarrowRam 19
BramcoteRam84 21
BriggRam 19
dabber 33
86 Hair Islands 18
harwich ram 27
ilsonram12 31
Jase116 25
Johnnyoj 15
jono 25
Jourdan 34
Kenavo 30
leroyoftherovers 40
MidWalesRam 19
Mucker1884 10
RadioactiveWaste 15
rammieib 28
Ramsamwidge 21
richinspain 17
RodleyRam 17
sheeponacid 32
Simmo's left foot 18
Sparkle 31
TF Ram 31
True Ram 32
Van der MoodHoover 18
Wolfie20 39
Woodley Ram 22
Yani P 25
Derby County 2 Charlton Athletic 0, McGoldrick = FRGS
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dabber got a reaction from Ellafella in Wycombe Wanderers V Derby County: Player Ratings
1Wildsmith 6
12Smith 6
Davies 6
3Forsyth 6
6Cashin 6
15Roberts 6
19 Sibley 5
38Knight 8
22 Springett -
4Hourihane 6
16Thompson -
11Mendez-Laing
7Barkhuizen 6
10McGoldrick 6
23 White 6
18Dobbin 7
9Collins 6
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dabber got a reaction from therealhantsram in Paul Warne appointed as Head Coach
I think he hoped that he could take us up this year, but now he completely understands the restrictions of our business plan I wonder if he thinks we offer considerably more chance, if we are there next year, than he did with Rotherham? Hopefully we can negotiate but it may be very challenging indeed and perhaps not as big an opportunity as it would have been without this additional year or potential restrictions
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dabber got a reaction from Carl Sagan in Derby's Swansong Players
David Webb for me, for some reason I always picture him making slide tackles, skimming yards across that Baseball Ground mud!
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dabber got a reaction from Magicman in Derby's Swansong Players
David Webb for me, for some reason I always picture him making slide tackles, skimming yards across that Baseball Ground mud!