dabber

David Webb for me, for some reason I always picture him making slide tackles, skimming yards across that Baseball Ground mud!

I can't believe he turns 60 this year, that made me feel really old!

League tables, upto and including Morecambe match
 
Premiership
jimtastic56    46
AndyB    44
Mick Brolly    43
Carnero    40
DCFC1388    37
leroyoftherovers    37
Wolfie20    36
FlyBritishMidland    35
HedgeEnder    35
BOB BIGGS    34
Jourdan    33
mozza    33
rynny    33
Blondest Goat    32
Brammie Steve    32
LeedsCityRam    32
timlondinium    32
True Ram    31
archram    30
Chris_Martin    30
 
Championship

dabber    30
ilsonram12    30
Sparkle    30
TF Ram    30
Wolfie    30
BucksRam    29
ColonelBlimp    29
Ramifications    29
sheeponacid    29
Miggins    28
TimRam    28
BodminRam    27
cstand    27
Fla Ram    27
Kenavo    27
OohMartWright    27
rammieib    27
Ted McMinn Football Genius    27
TheHospitalier    27
Dordogne-Ram    26
hintonsboots    26
Steve How Hard?    26
WharfedaleRam    26
BathRam72    25
 
Div1

dcfc the 1 4me    25
r4derby    25
angieram    24
DCFC4LIFE    24
FindernRam    24
harwich ram    24
hydraulic ram    24
Jase116    24
Mckram    24
StevenageRam    24
Foreveram    23
JMC    23
jono    22
Yani P    22
Addingham Ram    21
Foxy Ram    21
Grimbeard    21
Kernow    21
Rampant    21
REDCAR    21
Woodley Ram    21
Asanovic70    20
BramcoteRam84    20
DesertRam    20
 
Div2

Ramsamwidge    20
StrawHillRam    20
Osbaldwick    19
Premier ram    19
Amberram    18
BarrowRam    18
BriggRam    18
DCFC Kicks    18
Dean (hick) Saunders    18
Elgin_Ram    18
gccrowdpleaser    18
MidWalesRam    18
86 Hair Islands    17
PendineRam    17
Simmo's left foot    17
EssendonRam    16
Malty    16
RodleyRam    16
Topram    15
Johnnyoj    14
RadioactiveWaste    14
richinspain    14
SKHunter    14
Van der MoodHoover    14
 
Div3

Scott129    13
Alan Ramage 4 EVA    12
Ramant62    12
Rich84    12
TexasRam    12
Jimbo Ram    11
1967Ram    11
CBRammette    10
europia    10
JarodyDCFC    9
Mucker1884    9
papa_lazarou    9
PrideParkhead    9
Sussex Ram    9
B4ev6is    8
DiggerB    8
Electric Ram    8
Magicman    8
Ramslad1992    8
StarterForTen    8
taffyram    8
BrudeRAM    7
Ellafella    7
HonitonRam    7
 
Div4

JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta    7
MadAmster    7
NG2Ram    7
Alty_Ram    6
Andrew1    6
Lac291884    6
Manchester Ram    6
Parsnip    6
Simon Bradley    6
Steve Buckley's Dog    6
Abu Derby    5
Animal is a Ram    5
bimmerman    5
chewbacca    5
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong    5
LERam    5
MickD    5
RamDotFi    5
ramit    5
Curtains    4
Dethorn    4
Donegal Ram    4
EnigmaRam    4
erathirea    4
 
Div5

Gee SCREAMER !!    4
InstaRam    4
irobinson    4
Kinder    4
Millenniumram    4
minesahartington    4
Bris Vegas    3
Elwood P Dowd    3
Igorwasking    3
Jayram    3
Jortat    3
MACKWORTHRAM    3
S8TY    3
sage    3
samwcave    3
Skin em Ted    3
The Scarlet Pimpernel    3
TomG    3
TomTom92    3
alanmarklewis    2
Boycie    2
bucktwo    2
EraniosSocks    2
JustOneBiblicalKazim    2
 
Div6

kevinhectoring    2
oohmarkwright    2
plymouthram    2
1977 Ram Raider    2
Ram-a-lama fa fa fa    2
San Fran Van Rams    2
Turk Thrust    2
whaley bridge Ram    2
Wistaston Ram    2
AlvoRam!    1
Ambitious    1
AndyinLiverpool    1
Betty Swollocks    1
Caerphilly Ram    1
California Ram    1
Carlin    1
CBX1985    1
Chopper    1
Dcfcsr92    1
Diego    1
Edtheram    1
EtoileSportiveDeDerby    1
gravyboat    1
ivo_knoflicek    1
 
Div7

lukedcfc    1
Marriot Ram99    1
Needlesh    1
NorwichExile    1
NottmRAM    1
Ratpackram    1
Seth's left foot    1
Spacehorse    1
Toadbelly    1
VulcanRam    1
alram    0
Bill Curry    0
CabalieCap    0
Charliegeorge1962    0
Crewton    0
devonram1980    0
drgoodspeak    0
Eatonram    0
Gritstone Ram    0
Hoppo    0
Justa    0
Keepyuppy    0
lagavulinram    0
Leeds Ram    0
 
Div8

LeedsRam1999    0
LoughboroughRam    0
Mihangel    0
mr kia    0
Oldben    0
one_chop    0
PistoldPete    0
Ramarena    0
scout's dad    0
Sheff Ram    0
SKRam    0
South Ram    0
swansea ram    0
tomsdubs    0
Tyler Durden    0
zaragozaram    0
 
 
 
T.B.C.
 

Might be a bit early but I’ve booked a table for me and Mrs Reggie for Valentine’s Day. 
 
I think it might be a wasted effort  though because as she is ?at snooker . 

Here are some from earlier in this thread:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
There were also some "the next Nigel Pearson" early on that I should have copied in.

Port Vale 1 - 3 Rams
FRGS McGoldrick

Klopp!

1Wildsmith 8
12Smith 7
3Forsyth 7.5
6Cashin 8
33 Davies 6
17Sibley 7.5
4Hourihane 7.5
McGoldrick 7
8Bird ? 8.5
11Mendez-Laing 7.5
38Knight 7
7Barkhuizen 7.5
Dobbin 7
9Collins 6.5
Rooney 6

It's what they call a fringe benifit. 

wake me up when all this has blown over

A 5ft forest fan walked into a travel agents looking for a mini break, the travel agent said, you cant beat blackpool at this time of year.??

Mounir El Hamdaoui

At this time of year left over turkey with stuffing and cranberry sauce!

1Wildsmith 7.5
12Smith 6.5
3Forsyth 9
6Cashin 8.5
17Sibley 7.5
11Mendez-Laing 6.5
Osula 6
4Hourihane 6
8Bird 6
7Barkhuizen 5.5
Dobbin 6
38Knight 7.5
9Collins 6.5

1Wildsmith 7.5
12Smith 6.5
3Forsyth 9
6Cashin 8.5
17Sibley 7.5
11Mendez-Laing 6.5
Osula 6
4Hourihane 6
8Bird 6
7Barkhuizen 5.5
Dobbin 6
38Knight 7.5
9Collins 6.5

1Wildsmith 7.5
12Smith 6.5
3Forsyth 9
6Cashin 8.5
17Sibley 7.5
11Mendez-Laing 6.5
Osula 6
4Hourihane 6
8Bird 6
7Barkhuizen 5.5
Dobbin 6
38Knight 7.5
9Collins 6.5

<Alexei Sayle mode>
Isn't it strange how many biscuits are named after revolutionaries? You've got your Bourbons, your Garibaldis and of course your Peek Frean Trotsky Assortment
</Alexei Sayle mode>

I was at that game and went in the Gills social club before hand. Sat next to us was scruffy bloke with a copy of the racing post who whacked down 4-5 whiskies , all my group thought we knew his face but couldn’t quite place him. Any way at the game Rams 2-1 up with 15- 20 to play , bossing the game when they bring a sub on. The same scruffy bloke from the Social Club turns out to be Terry Cochrane the Irish winger who proceeds to tear us apart and they win 3-2. Think the Ice Cream Man Tony Cascarino played for Gills that day and Arthur tried to buy him a few times for us but failed on the back of his performance then. 

And here are the respective league tables for our last 3 seasons in this division after 21 games
 
 
2022/23

1985/86

1984/85

League tables @ Christmas, upto and in including Forest Green Rovers match.
 
Premiership
Mick Brolly    38
jimtastic56    35
leroyoftherovers    32
Wolfie20    31
Carnero    30
AndyB    29
LeedsCityRam    28
Brammie Steve    26
FlyBritishMidland    25
BOB BIGGS    23
ColonelBlimp    23
DCFC1388    23
sheeponacid    23
Blondest Goat    22
HedgeEnder    22
Jourdan    22
r4derby    22
archram    21
BodminRam    21
dabber    21
 
Championship

rammieib    21
rynny    21
TF Ram    21
True Ram    21
ilsonram12    20
Sparkle    20
TimRam    20
Wolfie    20
BucksRam    19
cstand    19
Jase116    19
timlondinium    19
Chris_Martin    18
Fla Ram    18
gccrowdpleaser    18
hintonsboots    18
hydraulic ram    18
Kenavo    18
Mckram    18
Miggins    18
Ramifications    18
angieram    17
Foreveram    17
jono    17
 
Div1

TheHospitalier    17
Yani P    17
BathRam72    16
DCFC4LIFE    16
Dordogne-Ram    16
FindernRam    16
Grimbeard    16
harwich ram    16
OohMartWright    16
Ted McMinn Football Genius    16
Woodley Ram    16
Addingham Ram    15
dcfc the 1 4me    15
Elgin_Ram    15
JMC    15
Kernow    15
PendineRam    15
Amberram    14
Asanovic70    14
Premier ram    14
RodleyRam    14
Steve How Hard?    14
StevenageRam    14
StrawHillRam    14
 
Div2

DCFC Kicks    13
Dean (hick) Saunders    13
Ramsamwidge    13
BarrowRam    12
BramcoteRam84    12
mozza    12
Rampant    12
REDCAR    12
TexasRam    12
DesertRam    11
Malty    11
Osbaldwick    11
RadioactiveWaste    11
richinspain    11
Topram    11
Van der MoodHoover    11
WharfedaleRam    11
Foxy Ram    10
86 Hair Islands    10
MidWalesRam    10
1967Ram    10
ramant62    10
SKHunter    10
Simmo's left foot    10
 
Div3

BriggRam    9
JarodyDCFC    9
Johnnyoj    9
papa_lazarou    9
Rich84    9
Sussex Ram    9
B4ev6is    8
Electric Ram    8
Jimbo Ram    8
StarterForTen    8
taffyram    8
BrudeRAM    7
CBRammette    7
EssendonRam    7
HonitonRam    7
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta    7
Magicman    7
NG2Ram    7
Ramslad1992    7
Alty_Ram    6
europia    6
Lac291884    6
Manchester Ram    6
Mucker1884    6
 
Div4

Parsnip    6
Simon Bradley    6
Steve Buckley's Dog    6
Abu Derby    5
Animal is a Ram    5
Andrew1    5
bimmerman    5
chewbacca    5
DiggerB    5
LERam    5
MickD    5
PrideParkhead    5
RamDotFi    5
ramit    5
Alan Ramage 4 EVA    4
Curtains    4
Dethorn    4
Donegal Ram    4
Ellafella    4
erathirea    4
Kinder    4
Millenniumram    4
Scott129    4
Bris Vegas    3
 
Div5

Elwood P Dowd    3
Gee SCREAMER !!    3
Igorwasking    3
InstaRam    3
irobinson    3
Jayram    3
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong    3
MACKWORTHRAM    3
minesahartington    3
S8TY    3
sage    3
samwcave    3
The Scarlet Pimpernel    3
TomG    3
TomTom92    3
alanmarklewis    2
Boycie    2
EraniosSocks    2
JustOneBiblicalKazim    2
kevinhectoring    2
plymouthram    2
1977 Ram Raider    2
Ram-a-lama fa fa fa    2
San Fran Van Rams    2
 
Div6

Turk Thrust    2
whaley bridge Ram    2
Wistaston Ram    2
Ambitious    1
AndyinLiverpool    1
Betty Swollocks    1
bucktwo    1
Caerphilly Ram    1
California Ram    1
Carlin    1
CBX1985    1
Diego    1
Edtheram    1
EnigmaRam    1
EtoileSportiveDeDerby    1
gravyboat    1
ivo_knoflicek    1
lukedcfc    1
MadAmster    1
Needlesh    1
NorwichExile    1
NottmRAM    1
Ratpackram    1
Seth's left foot    1
 
Div7

Skin em Ted    1
Spacehorse    1
Toadbelly    1
alram    0
Bill Curry    0
CabalieCap    0
Charliegeorge1962    0
Chopper    0
Crewton    0
Dcfcsr92    0
devonram1980    0
drgoodspeak    0
Eatonram    0
Gritstone Ram    0
Hoppo    0
Justa    0
Keepyuppy    0
lagavulinram    0
Leeds Ram    0
LeedsRam1999    0
LoughboroughRam    0
Marriot Ram99    0
Mihangel    0
mr kia    0
 
Div8

Oldben    0
one_chop    0
PistoldPete    0
Ramarena    0
scout's dad    0
South Ram    0
swansea ram    0
tomsdubs    0
Tyler Durden    0
VulcanRam    0
zaragozaram    0
 
 
 
T.B.C.
Have a Happy Xmas and prosperous New Year.
 

A bird shat on the roof of my car once. I didn't take her out again 

Saw Steve Hackett and band perform Seconds Out in Montreal earlier this week. Excellent!

Wildsmith 8
Smith 6
Cashin 7
Forsyth 8.5
Sibley 6,5
Dobbin 6
Knight 6
Bird ? 7
Roberts 6
Barkhuisen 6.5
Hourihane 7
McGoldrick 6
Osula 6
Collins 5
Mendez-Laing 6

Saw Steve Hackett and band perform Seconds Out in Montreal earlier this week. Excellent!