Coneheadjohn Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 My Mrs has just told my youngest lad(12) that if he doesn't go in the shower he will have to go to hospital and have his pants surgically removed? Anybody else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 If you don't eat your meat you canny have any pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 14 minutes ago, froggg said: If you don't eat your meat you canny have any pudding. Anyone know the track? Winner gets a free beer in the brunny pre match Saturday ? First correct answer gets it. Just ask for froggg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, froggg said: Anyone know the track? Winner gets free beer in the brunny pre match Saturday ? First correct answer gets it. Just ask for froggg Isn't that the Floyd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 If the ice cream man is playing his tune, it means he's run out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Just now, Strange yearnings said: Isn't that the Floyd? Another Brick in the Wall Part II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Just now, Strange yearnings said: Isn't that the Floyd? Just now, AndyinLiverpool said: If the ice cream man is playing his tune, it means he's run out. No comment just name the track for the beer ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 minute ago, AndyinLiverpool said: Another Brick in the Wall Part II Just now, froggg said: Winner but will you be at the game?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I'm your dad.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 22 minutes ago, froggg said: Winner but will you be at the game?? No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: I'm your dad.. Ouch ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Just now, AndyinLiverpool said: No Credit for next home and away game we're both at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I remember being told that a) when pulling faces "if the wind changes you'll stay that way". b) if you eat an apple pip/seed, a tree will grow out of your nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Told the lads Santa's sleigh collided with a Stealth bomber and he wouldn't be coming that year, wife wasn't pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiddingsRam Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I wouldn't even no where to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 9 minutes ago, RiddingsRam said: I wouldn't even no where to start. ? Pray tell, or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Told my son he was French. Made him watch les bleus on tv for ages. Then one day Mrs d walks in during France v perhaps Algeria and asks him "why are you watching this?" "I have to" "Why?" "Cos I'm French" 'Who told you you were French? " "Dad" This was followed by one of the least happy evenings I have experienced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 My mum told me that a lady called Blossom had written to her wanting to adopt me. When I misbehaved she'd get a pen and paper and pretend to write back to Blossom saying I was ready to go. It was child cruelty! I was genuinely terrified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 'it'll fall off' , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Cold hard truth works wonders, weakness leads to lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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