Angry Ram Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 $310 bucks for 50ml.. Thanks god for merch giveaways.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Is it weird that I now want to smell @Angry Ram? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 49 minutes ago, David said: Is it weird that I now want to smell @Angry Ram? if you don't want to fork out loads, have a sniff of Terre D'Hermes next time you're at the airpor......oh. hang on....er.... do you ever go to Debenhams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Moist One said: if you don't want to fork out loads, have a sniff of Terre D'Hermes next time you're at the airpor......oh. hang on....er.... do you ever go to Debenhams? Not got one up here, House of Frasier though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, David said: Not got one up here, House of Frasier though even better, you can sample some Aventus Creed when you're there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Moist One said: even better, you can sample some Aventus Creed when you're there. It’s alright, already seen the price and it stinks! I will blame the Fraser on auto correct, even though I can’t be sure it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 15 hours ago, Lambchop said: Just have a shower and use some unscented dove roll on. Wear clean clothes. Wash your hair and wipe your arse properly. Don't turn them out of Roedean like they used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 16 hours ago, Lambchop said: Just have a shower and use some unscented dove roll on. Wear clean clothes. Wash your hair and wipe your arse properly. In that order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Phoenix said: In that order? I’d probably go arse, shower, hair, dove, clothes. I saw an article recently explaining that all loo paper really does is redistribute faecal matter across a wider area, so unless you’re using a bidet, poo before shower is the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 And if you can do a handstand in the shower you’ll have a better chance of shifting them pesky clinkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lambchop said: I’d probably go arse, shower, hair, dove, clothes. I saw an article recently explaining that all loo paper really does is redistribute faecal matter across a wider area, so unless you’re using a bidet, poo before shower is the way to go. At the risk of this thread really degenerating those of us of a certain age will remember Izal bog paper.It had a shiny side which if creased was capable of lacerating your bum . Also when it came to redistributing poo then modern bog rolls do not come close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, King Kevin said: those of us of a certain age will remember Izal bog paper. I remember it well. Impervious to wee and poo, but the best for making a comb and paper kazoo. That’s a marketing slogan, right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Lambchop said: I remember it well. Impervious to wee and poo, but the best for making a comb and paper kazoo. That’s a marketing slogan, right there. as long as you weren't using the same sheet for both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, Moist One said: as long as you weren't using the same sheet for both! That would make it a paper kapoo then I presume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Moist One said: as long as you weren't using the same sheet for both! We were poor, but not that poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malagaram Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Always get compliments from the ladies when wearing Joop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 41 minutes ago, Malagaram said: Always get compliments from the ladies when wearing Joop. Just no... that stuff ******* stinks. About a year ago we had a friend of a friend sofa surfing for a while, and he wore it to cover the fact that he washed infrequently. In the end, we couldn’t stand it in the house anymore, and restricted him to applying it in his car. Seriously, one of the worst things I’ve ever smelt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted March 13, 2018 Author Share Posted March 13, 2018 Joop, I give that away or leave in the changing rooms with the lynx deodorant I don’t want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 23 minutes ago, Moist One said: Joop, I give that away or leave in the changing rooms with the lynx deodorant I don’t want. It’s the male equivalent of Impulse Gypsy, which they haven’t made since about 1986. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 YSl's Opium is appalling. Do they still make it? A woman at work came in wearing it, it brought me out in the equivalent of hay fever, sneezing, eyes watering, absolutely dreadful, and I dont really suffer with allergies. Mind you, I suppose it was better than her industrial strength B.O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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