Chester40 Posted October 30, 2016 Author Share Posted October 30, 2016 2 hours ago, WhiteHorseRam said: No ****. Th following morning your action plan would be (assuming you have escaped her clutches) - 1. Phone in sick 2. Stagger into town for fry up. 3. Go to Boots for Berocca/Night Nurse pick-me-up. 4. Spend rest of day staring at Homes Under the Hammer unable to remove grin. Bit more controversial on the Allo Allo vibe...Helga. There I've said it. No, me and Max Moseley are not buddies. Also..as 80s t.v. addict - Crystal Maze, Krypton Factor and Street Hawk. Ohh.and the film Cocktail. Which is acceptable if only cos Elizabeth Schue had blossomed from her appearance in Karate Kid at exactly the same rate of my active 'imagination' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 3 hours ago, Muskination said: Throbbing, big, deep bass lines. Fishing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskination Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 2 hours ago, GboroRam said: Fishing? Perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWC1983 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Claudia Winkleman, thread closed...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 11 hours ago, CWC1983 said: Claudia Winkleman, thread closed...... I'll see your Claudia Winkelman and raise you a Liz MacDonald (of coronation street), although not watched for a couple of years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Quote I'll see your Claudia Winkelman and raise you a Liz MacDonald Im Nicola Sturgeon, all in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 4 hours ago, Bwash_Ram said: Im Nicola Sturgeon, all in. Lordy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 5 hours ago, Bwash_Ram said: Im Nicola Sturgeon, all in. That's just sick.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelBlimp Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I'd rather have Nicola Sturgeon's surgeon's sturgeon. I like a bit of fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 51 minutes ago, Gaspode said: That's just sick.... Is that 'sick' as in he needs medical assistance Gaspode or 'sick' as the the young folk use it as in Christ that's good (I'm told) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 6 hours ago, Bwash_Ram said: Im Nicola Sturgeon, all in. Dream threesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 De 1 hour ago, ilkleyram said: Is that 'sick' as in he needs medical assistance Gaspode or 'sick' as the the young folk use it as in Christ that's good (I'm told) Definitely the former - though having thought about it a bit, if Bwash_Ram is willing to sacrifice himself, it might stop her talking for a while if he was willing to stick his.....oh no, now I've got this horrible vision of wee Jimmy Krankie and Alex Salmond going at it.....to cure myself I'll see if I can find Strictly on iPlayer and watch Louise Redknapp's thighs in super slow motion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 On 29/10/2016 at 12:53, eddie said: Pulled pork Pulled lamb. sheep shag army... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 TISWAS Sally James. Cher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 On 10/31/2016 at 19:17, Angry Ram said: TISWAS Sally James. Cher. What after she's been rogered by hundreds of seamen [pun intended].Sally James good shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 On Monday, October 31, 2016 at 07:22, Mostyn6 said: I'll see your Claudia Winkelman and raise you a Liz MacDonald (of coronation street), although not watched for a couple of years now. Majorly disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Bon Jovi albums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Coconut said: Bon Jovi albums Oh no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Pointless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, McRamFan said: Pointless Why post it then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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