Boycie Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I swear some day you are going to hurt my feelings.I try my best, sometimes it's not enough though Sissy.Bold Eagles Barmy Army! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I try my best, sometimes it's not enough though Sissy.Bold Eagles Barmy Army!I've always prefered Bald Eagle's Barmy Army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I've always prefered Bald Eagle's Barmy Army.I'm happy for you.anyway, my Uncle Sam says it like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I'm happy for you.anyway, my Uncle Sam says it like that.Does your Uncle Sam say also that I WANT YOU and point his finger at you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rammeister Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 My wife has left me.She has developed hermit like tendencies and has had a type of religious calling partly due to being aghast at the humour on this forum.She has joined a punnery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SK47 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Best thread yet. I agree puns do just happen, And as a song writer, I appreciate great word play!But What I don't like Is reading/hearing the same puns/jokes over and over.If I wanted that, I'd just watch comedy on Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Just took a straw poll among 10 guys in the pub tonight. The question was "did any pun ever make them laugh" the result was 'no pun in ten did'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Daddy, don't take the T-Bird away. This was obviously too subtle for you, so I'll spell it out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 There was an old woman from the Azoreswhose sausage was covered in soreseven the dogs in the streetwouldnt touch the green meatthat hung in festoons from her draws there that should get this thread closed #freethepuns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 3, 2015 Author Share Posted July 3, 2015 There was an old woman from the Azoreswhose sausage was covered in soreseven the dogs in the streetwouldnt touch the green meatthat hung in festoons from her draws there that should get this thread closed #freethepunsLet's hope it does. Deletion required please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Our quiz team once got booed for having our team name as a limerick that I penned, so I have never done one since.True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 3, 2015 Author Share Posted July 3, 2015 I went for an interview to become a brain surgeon. They liked me and thought that i had potential. They suggested that I get a job as a chiropodist and work my way up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Caging puns up is cruel. Puns deserve to be free, FREE THE PUNS!FREE THE PUNS, FREE THE PUNS... or FREE THE BUNS...FREE THE BUNS !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashz09 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Keep the puns to this thread only that's a great idea! (Mainly due to I don't know how to do them and lol so stops me posting on them threads!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Keep them all in one thread?puns really needle you don't they Ash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 4, 2015 Author Share Posted July 4, 2015 After a shipwreck three guys were left in the water, an Englishman, a Greek and an Indian. A shark quickly devoured the Englisman and later that day did for the Greek. After two days the Indian thought that he had escaped the hungry fish and loudly shouted, "I am going to live". The shark heard this, swam up to him and said ,"Not really, it is just that I have to be very hungry before I go for an indian takeaway because I generally get ring burn afterwards. No offence intended.After a similar shipwreck, an Englishman, an Italian and and a Chinese guy were left in the water. The shark did for the Englishman and then the chinese guy. Thirty minutes later the shark started on the italian so the Italian asked the shark why he had saved him till last and came back so quickly. The shark replied that he always felt hungry again about half an hour after having a chinese take away. No offence intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 4, 2015 Author Share Posted July 4, 2015 After a shipwreck three guys were left in the water, an Englishman, a Greek and an Indian. A shark quickly devoured the Englisman and later that day did for the Greek. After two days the Indian thought that he had escaped the hungry fish and loudly shouted, "I am going to live". The shark heard this, swam up to him and said ,"Not really, it is just that I have to be very hungry before I go for an indian takeaway because I generally get ring burn afterwards. No offence intended.After a similar shipwreck, an Englishman, an Italian and and a Chinese guy were left in the water. The shark did for the Englishman and then the chinese guy. Thirty minutes later the shark started on the italian so the Italian asked the shark why he had saved him till last and came back so quickly. The shark replied that he always felt hungry again about half an hour after having a chinese take away. No offence intended.After another shipwreck (it was a bad year for shipwrecks) ,an Englishman, a Chinese guy and an Italian were in the water. The shark ate the Italian on day one and the Chinese on day two. On the third day, the shark told the englishman that he was not going to be eaten because he found english take aways rather bland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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