Rampage Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 A very large number of excellent puns and witty comments have been lost to world of humour in various threads. if you like, write an ideally football/Rams related PUN or witticism or limerick here to cheer up Rams fans who are dispersed over the world or they are over here and fed up with a losing streak by the first team. eg. My friend in Hull has a human cannonball business and says that he can have Tom Ince here in a shot as long as he is of the right callibreA limerick poem has five lines. The words at the end of lines 1,2 and 5 all rhyme while the words at the end of lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each other but not with those at the ends of lines 1,2 and 5..A witicism is a joke that you think is funny, but this opinion may not be shared by any other person as yet identified in our own galaxy..All PC rules apply and any consequences of dodgy stuff written by you will be entirely your own responsibility. Please totally avoid expletives even if thinly veiled by the use of hyphens, stars etc. We do not want younger Rams fans to be influenced in any negative way. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_chop Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Puns are fine, funny too. But FFS keep em off the transfer rumours as you have to trawl through them to read anything of any value.Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Freedom has many difficulties, and democracy is not perfectBut we have never had to put a wall up, to keep our puns in.Ich bin eine pun-liner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Caging puns up is cruel. Puns deserve to be free, FREE THE PUNS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Its a good idea on paper @Rampage but its fundamentally flawed i'm afraid.Puns are wild beasts that can lay dormant, patiently waiting for the unexpectant traveller when he leasts expects it. They are natural, organic, uncontrollable organisms of infinitely infantile hilarity that can suddenly be triggered into instantaneous outbreak of abject punnery that engulfs and destroys everything in its path.The medical name is bacterium boyciecoccus i believe.Its untreatable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Daddy, don't take the T-Bird away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 The only joke I can think of is this...Nottingham Forest Football Club, use to be funny, now just tragic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 There once was a forum owner called DaveWho let his posters be braveBut when they called MelHe gave them hellFor his @rse he had to save Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 Its a good idea on paper @Rampage but its fundamentally flawed i'm afraid.Puns are wild beasts that can lay dormant, patiently waiting for the unexpectant traveller when he leasts expects it. They are natural, organic, uncontrollable organisms of infinitely infantile hilarity that can suddenly be triggered into instantaneous outbreak of abject punnery that engulfs and destroys everything in its path.The medical name is bacterium boyciecoccus i believe.Its untreatable.I think that I agree with you uttoxram75 and if someone pulls the plug on it today I will be happy about that.Jim Carrie was asked about one of his films that bombed out and he simply replied that every actor has a turkey from time to time. July 4th is thanksgiving. Time to eat Turkey.Tear down the Punsville Central topic. An australian guy was asked why he put all his savings on one horse, which lost. He replied that it seemed like a good idea at the time. So did this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 July the 4th is thanks giving?have you had an independent verify this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 July the 4th is thanks giving?have you had an independent verify this?I have been known to get dates wrong but I always remember when we won the World Cup on November 5th, 1066.----------Patient - Doctor I have a problem with flatulence.Doctor - Drop your shorts and bend over the table. The Doctor then picked up a six foot pole. The patient was frightened.Patient - What are you going to do with that pole, Doctor.Doctor - Open the windows, Sir. What did you think that I was going to do?---------The next patient told the Doctor that he had a piece of lettuce protruding from his bottom. Patient - What is the problem Doctor, is it serious?Doctor, I think that it is only the tip of the iceberg, sir..--------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 Rampage started a thread based on a pun,In all honesty, he did it only for a bit of fun.Not a witticism nor a limerick was coined,And the intended hilarity was not joined.Alas the thread is now closed and done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robglosta Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Uttox nailed it, a pun with restraint is like a Phoenix with its wings clipped. It loses its impact, it's beauty and its cheekiness. I remember at school the funniest moments were those where you absolutely should not laugh for fear of the consequence, but that just added to snowball effect of the laugh. I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 We need to take sides really and slug it out - a Punfight at the OK Corral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 July the 4th is thanks giving?have you had an independent verify this?The Fourth of July and Thanksgiving are two different American holidays with a few months between them.yanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 The Bold Eagle would have know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 The Bold Eagle would have know this.Who's Bold Eagle ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I love a limerick me, here's a couple some of you newer members might not have read.There once was a lady from LeedsWho swallowed a packet of seedsWithin half an hourHer t*ts were in flowerAnd Her ar*e was all covered in weeds. There once was a lady from CreweWho said as the curate withdrewThe vicar is slicker and quicker and thickerAnd four inches longer than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Who's Bold Eagle ?gtfo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 gtfo!I swear some day you are going to hurt my feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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