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Brainstorming session for excuses if we lose against Forest


David

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We're favourites, everyone is expecting us to win including the Forest fans, not many have even entertained the idea we could actually lose.

Football's a funny game, all it takes is a dodgy ref to give advantage to the other team.

We should prepare ourselves just in case, we don't want to be left without excuses, Forest fans already have injuries, extreme weather and we're diving cheats ready to fire at us.

Time to get our heads together and come up with a few....

Buxton shaved his beard off

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We lost because there were leaves on the rails.

We lost because Bucko had wheels under his wellies.

We lost because Grant was taken for granted.

We lost because Keogh was appearing in Through the Keogh.

We lost because Fozzy was in the Forsyth Saga.

We lost because Jake was in Buxton.

We lost because Martin was a House Martin.

We lost because Albentosa lost the thread.

We lost because Darren bent it wide of goal.

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We lost because there were leaves on the rails.

We lost because Bucko had wheels under his wellies.

We lost because Grant was taken for granted.

We lost because Keogh was appearing in Through the Keogh.

We lost because Fozzy was in the Forsyth Saga.

We lost because Jake was in Buxton.

We lost because Martin was a House Martin.

We lost because Albentosa lost the thread.

We lost because Darren bent it wide of goal.

Is this the Albentosa thread in disguise?

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